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Lyoto Machida vs Rashad Evans UFC 98 Knockout Video

Happy — Tue, 26 May 2009 16:20:12 +0000

I’m glad someone put Rashad Evans in place. Lyoto Machida took on the chellenge of sorting Rashad Evans out and he did not disappoint. The Lyoto Machida vs Rashad Evans fight was part of UFC 98 which took place on May 23, 2009 at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. And as you can see form the video below, Lyoto Machida knocked Rashad Evans right the eff out of this galaxy. Nice ownage.

The Dragon Lyoto Machida secured himself a title of the light-heavy weight champion and his scorecard shows an amazing 15-0. I can’t think of any other light-heavyweight who could beat him. Lyoto Machida is the poop but the best thing is how insanely he owned Rashad Evans.

Watch the Lyoto Machida vs Rashad Evans UFC 98 Knockout Video below:

Hélio Gracie – Founder of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

Happy — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 16:53:07 +0000

Hélio Gracie is regarded as founding father of today’s Brazilian Jiu Jitsu – one of powerful combat sport techniques frequently used in popular Mixed Martial Arts championships, such as UFC or Pride. Formerly known as Gracie Jiu-Jitsu after Hélio Gracie, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu focuses on fighting your opponent on the ground using choke holds and joint lock. Use of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu can allow a smaller person to defeat a stronger or bigger person.

Hélio Gracie was the only bearer of the 10th degree belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and aside from that, he was also a 6th dan in judo. Born on October 1, 1913 Hélio Gracie 95 year old. Today sad news hit the internet claiming that Hélio Gracie – Founder of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu passed away. I was not able to verify this information 100%, however greats like Hélio Gracie deserve recognition on pages of Beer Steak Blog and as fan of Mixed Martial Arts I would like to pay homage to one of the best fighters of the 20th century. If rumors are true, then I would just like to say RIP Hélio Gracie

MMA Fighter Justin Levens and Sarah McLean-Levens Found Dead – Murder Suicide

Happy — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:16:41 +0000

MMA Fighter Justin Levens and his wife Sarah McLean-Levens were found dead earlier today in their home in Luguna Niguel, Southern California in what looked like murder-suicide. Sheriff’s spokes bitches confirmed to the Associated Press that the department is investigating the case but so far all the clues lead them to believe that it was in fact a murder-suicide. That’s pretty fucked up if that’s the case.

Roids are evil, get it? It made Chris Benoit commit Murder-Suicide one and a half year ago in a highly publicized case and now it looks like another fighter (this time around a real fighter, not a wrestling joker) Justin Levens may have committed the same and took his wife Sarah McLean-Levens to the land of eternal win with him. Mother of Sarah McLean-Levens alarmed the police after she’d found the couple with gun shot wounds.

Justin Levens is a MMA veteran who known for his UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) and WEC (World Extreme Cagefighting) fights. He was scheduled for the first Affliction card earlier this year, but the event was postponed and Justin Levens was later found positive for Oxymorphone. He was suspended from professional fighting till Jan. 15, 2009.

Justin Levens was 28 year old (born in Philadelphia on April 18, 1980), his wife Sarah McLean-Levens was 25. Damn

Corey Hill Breaks Leg During UFC Fight Against Dale Hartt (video)

Happy — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 06:39:59 +0000

Painful video. Second round of a UFC fight between Corey Hill and Dale Hartt has just started, Corey Hill goes to deliver a lower body kick, Dale Hartt blocks t off with his chin breaking Corey Hill’s leg, sending him to the floor unable to fight back. He actually went down cause he lost balance after his broken leg showed no support. Really painful broken leg accident during this UFC fight.

To be honest, that broken leg just made the fight interesting. I would think UFC fighters have their bones as hard as a rock, but Corey Hill somehow failed to drink enough milk or something. I do feel sorry for him though. I watch UFC most of the time but I’m not obsessed with it. Hence I’ve never heard of Corey Hill as I have never heard of Dale Hartt. As such, I really felt sorry for the guy when his leg broke right during the fight. I’m assuming – unless you really don’t like the guy cause he previously defeated your favorite UFC fighter, you’d feel sorry for him too.

Broken legs is not exactly why I watch UFC or any other MMA fighting sport, but in this case the broken leg made for an interesting enough video for me to look it up and post about it. Poor Corey Hill, hope he recovers soon.

Corey Hill Breaks Leg pic credit: Fight! Magazine. Painful video is below. Watch at your own risk.

Dana White on Kimbo Slice and EliteXC

Happy — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 21:39:06 +0000

Dana White on Kimbo Slice and EliteXC

Dana White, the president of UFC made a massive video rant on Kimbo Slice and his fight against Seth Petruzelli and EliteXC, guys who organized this fight. EliteXC are rivals of UFC so many are upset with Dana White’s rant and are calling on Gary Shaw (president of EliteXC) to sue his ass, but despite being a complete douchebag and moron most of the time, this time around I completely agree with Dana White and what he’s saying.

The rant was in response to Seth Petruzelli admitting that the EliteXC promoters offered him money, if he doesn’t take the fight to the ground. EliteXC wanted to keep the fight up, because they thought viewers would find it more exciting, in particular since Kimbo Slice is completely useless on the ground and would lose the fight.

However, Dana White says – Kimbo Slice sucks. He got knocked out in 14 seconds standing up. But the point Dana White is making is valid. What EliteXC did is illegal, and they ought to be investigated by the FBI. Many fans, casinos and betting agencies placed their bets on one of the fighters. By offering Seth Petruzelli the money, EliteXC tried to manipulate the result of the fight, virtually messing with other people’s investment.

Sports are dirty. Video of Dana White going off on EliteXC is below:

Austin Powers Star Joe Son Charged in Gang Rape

Happy — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:46:54 +0000

Austin Powers Star Joe Son Charged in Gang Rape

It’s a rape day over at Beer Steak Blog. First it’s Tenor Ernesto Tito Beltran and now even more recognizable celebrity – Joe Son, most famous for his role as Random Task in original Austin Powers movie. Joe Son was arrested in May for felony vandalism and this type of crime requires forking over a DNA sample. Investigators analyzed the DNA sample and voila – Joe Son took part in a gang rape dating back to 1990 that was unsolved for 18 years. Busted!

As results of his felony vandalism, Joe Son is now charged with much juicier crimes:

- five felony counts of rape
- two felony counts of forcible sodomy
- two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force
- seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation
- one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force

Wow, so many people have good times and I’m never there when it happens. Each time I participated in gang rape… I’m the receiver. I’m kidding No, really

The woman from that 1990 gang rape was pistol-whipped, repeatedly raped, threatened with death, then blindfolded and left naked on her own naked.

If convicted of all charges, Joe Son will be facing 275 years to life in jail. Hope he still has the number on Dr. Evil so he can break his ass out of the chokey cause man is busted.

Joe Son, whose full name is Joseph Hyungmin Son is also known among MMA fans. During his UFC 4 fight against Keith Hackney in December 1994, he was repeatedly punched in the ball sack. Ref did not interrupt the fight because at the time it was not officially against the rules. Watch the fight in a video below:

Jenna Jameson Naked for PETA – Too Much Sex Can Be a Bad Thing

Happy — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:06:26 +0000

I like the way Jenna Jameson looks as of late. Though I have no doubt this new ad for PETA has seen a lot of retouching, Jenna Jameson is back to her former hot self. I’m glad to see that. PETA is kind of wonky, but they’re masters of PR, they know how to promote themselves and get high visibility celebrities involved. We’ve all probably seen Jenna Jameson naked before, so there is nothing unusual about that one, but it still counts as cool shit. And not only because she’s retired her porn abused vagina.

Here’s what’s down – former pornstar Jenna Jameson who’s rumored to be pregnant with child of her boyfriend, a UFC champion Tito Ortiz stripped all her clothes one more time and posed naked for PETA. This is a new PETA ad in which Jenna Jameson is meant to encourage pet owners to get their little friends fixed so they don’t fuck like rabbits and don’t breed the same way.

The ad reads: “Sometimes too much sex can be a bad thing” and calls to have cats and dogs spayed or neutered to prevent millions of unwanted animals from being born each year.

Image credit: Splash News Online

Jenna Jameson Pregnant, Tito Ortiz Knocked her Up

Happy — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:16:56 +0000

Jenna Jameson, retired pornstar and one of the biggest names in the adult industry is pregnant with child of her boyfriend, UFC champion Tito Ortiz. Jenna Jameson was pregnant before, but had a miscarriage. That was back when she was married to porn producer Jay Grdina. Jenna also tried In Vitro fertilization, but that didn’t work out for either.

According to sources close to Page Six, Jenna Jameson is expecting a baby and is all thrilled. She had some things lined up with Fashion Week, but called everything off so she can enjoy the moment of knowing she’s pregnant.

I’m happy for her. Jenna Jameson looked like crap after she’d left porn business but is starting to look better. And they look happy with Tito Ortiz by her side – what a cute couple. There are so many things I could make fun of related to both Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz, but I won’t. I wish them all the best and hope Jenna’s pregnancy goes well and they have a healthy child. Cheers

Fight Science: UFC/MMA Mixed Martial Arts Full Video

admin — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:00:29 +0000

If you had any doubt about the skills of UFC fighters, watch these videos – Fight Science the full episode! The secrets of best fighters in the world are revealed. This is about MMA – Mixed Martial Arts. The style that unites tactics from different branches of martial arts. The videos will reveal what goes on inside the bodies of some of the world’s most versatile fighters. Measuring not only how hard they can punch or kick, but more importantly, how much they can take. This is the Science of Mixed Martial Arts.

UFC – Ultimate Fighting Championship is becoming one of the world’s most popular sports. It combines strategy, anatomy and conditioning. Fighters compete in weight classes in 5 minute rounds and strict safety rules. Each fighter wears UFC gloves especially designed for increased protection. Each athlete trains to withstand severe impacts. Inside the UFC octagon, fights typically end in one of three ways:

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