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Time-lapse Video of the Life Cats Have While You Are at Work

Happy — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:16:39 +0000

This cute timelapse video will answer the question that’s been on your mind forever – what do my cats do at home while I’m at work. The answer is in the video but let me spoil it for you – a big pile of nothing. They sleep, then sleep some more, then twitch and sleep on. Life of cats is this tough. Cute

Forget Free Hugs – Deluxe Hugs for Mere $2 (video)

Happy — Mon, 04 May 2009 05:37:52 +0000

Free Hugs Prank: $2 Deluxe Hugs

What would happen if a prankster came on a site dominated by free hugger and offered paid hugs? Obviously, it sounds like something from a Japanese prank show, but this was done right here in our backyard. The video above shows what it would be like if a prankster with a sign which says “Deluxe Hugs $2” invaded the territory where a hippie offers hugs for free? Would people actually pay to get a hug on the street? Watch the video which is actually pretty hilarious and find out what might surprise you for yourself. People are weird!

Cockpit Video of Emergency Landing on Havendale Boulevard

Happy — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 05:31:54 +0000

Videos of men who have balls of steel are always cool to watch. This video is from the cockpit of a small plane that made an emergency landing on Havendale Boulevard in Florida. It’s fascinating how the men inside the cockpit were looking the death in the rectum yet they kept their cool, picked the best place when to attempt an emergency landing and landed with grace so that there were no life losses, no injuries, not even any property damage. And at the end they just parked their plane on the side like it was a car. Truly awesome.

The pilot of the plane was only 22 year old. His name is Kyle Davis – he was flying the plane along with his buddy Joe Surowiec who is seen in the video sitting next to him. The two took off from Winter Haven and were heading to the Lakeland Sun n’ Fun Fly-In when one of the plane engines failed. Realizing the urgency of situation, the men knew they had to attempt an emergency landing and so they did. The whole ordeal (even though it wasn’t one) was recorded on two cameras – one in the cockpit and another one somewhere behind the engine.

After engine had failed, Kyle Davis started looking for a place to land. They first considered a few fields that were in the area but decided it would be difficult to land there, so they chose to land on Havendale Boulevard while cars were casually passing by. This whole emergency landing was done with both men entirely calm and relaxed, like landing on the street was normal. Kyle Davis is a great pilot, obviously. Especially considering he’s only 22 year old. Check out the video below:

Robert Muraine aka Mr. Fantastic on So You Think You Can Dance

Happy — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:14:52 +0000

I never watch So You Think You Can Dance as it always ends up being really effing gay. However, I stumbled across this audition performance of Robert Muraine aka Mr. Fantastic and I was blown away. Guy has mad skill. He’s extremely flexible and even though this type of dancing style does nothing for me, I appreciate sick skills.

The only thing that this video is missing is less of the judges. They spoiled entire performance. Why did cameras point at their mugs anyway? And what’s that loud mouthed bitch in the middle called anyway? She needs to shut the fuck up. Damn she’s obnoxious. She screams at you even if she whispers. Anyway, Robert Muraine kicked ass at So You Think You Can Dance and it’s really worth checking out this video. I think it dates back to 2008 – yeah, I’m this up to date

Dirty Drawings for Dirty Minds

Happy — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 08:13:25 +0000

How dirty is your mind? Mine is very dirty and so is yours. Don’t try to pretend it isn’t. Check out the video with “dirty drawings” which are not so dirty, just your dirty mind makes them so. Excellent artist, excellent drawings and drity, dirty minds.

It looks as though the artist is Brazilian. The music is Brazilian which makes me assume the artist would be too. Why otherwise would you put a soundtrack with weird foreign language on your video? Excellent skill. Just watch the video and be blown away. That is of course you haevn’t seen it yet. I remember seeing it a long time ago. It’s an oldie, but one of the best vids out there. Worth reminding us how dirty our minds are.

Sleepwalking Dog Runs Into Wall (Hilarious Video)

Happy — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 05:36:19 +0000

This video made my day today. I laughed my ass off several times over. Poor dog… so funny though.

This pups name is Bizkit. Bizkit obviously has very vivid dreams, to a point that he starts acting on the outside as if he was fully awake. In this video Bizkit is obviously trying to catch a Frisbee of some sort, gets really frisky, ready… and then takes off… Still sleeping and on his side, Bizkit runs for it full speed when all of a sudden he awakens, gets on his feet but continues running until he runs into wall.

Notice how he speeds up and then actually springs his head as if trying to catch a Frisbee. That jump up for Frisbee gets him on his feet and as he continues to run with imaginable Frisbee in his mouth, he runs into the wall. I’m sure that’s what he was dreaming about – giant, majestic Frisbee. Unless he was fighting some other scary dogs, tried to bite them as they were delivering bites into his ears and then wanted to take off cause he was alone against many. That’s a possible second scenario.

Poor Bizkit obviously feels embarrassed afterwards, but I can’t understand how a cameraman did not laugh their ass off. This is just plan hilarious.

Diane Sawyer Drunk on Good Morning America (Video)

Happy — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:12:02 +0000

Diane Sawyer pulled off some form of drunk stunt on Good Morning America this morning. The video below was compiled together by good folks over at Gawker and it appears as though Diane Sawyer enjoyed free booze at The Inaugural Balls to the point that she was still drunk in the morning when the time came for her to run the show. Drunk or not, ABC put her on the air letting her mumbo jumbo fly. But really… was Diane Sawyer drunk or did she just fooled us all?

ABC claims that Diane Sawyer did not attend any ball. She spent whole night reporting and pulled off full 24 hours on the air. She must be playing with us or something. If Diane Sawyer wasn’t drinking, then why does she sound like she’s having worst hangover in the universe? And why did ABC put her on the air? Does this happen when you work 24 hours straight or was there really some booze involved and bitch is both tired and drunk? Either way, Diane Sawyer is annoying and someone should punch her in the face already!

Crazy Dog Having Time of his Life in Piles of Snow (video)

Happy — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 05:40:15 +0000

This is one absolutely awesome video of a dog having time of his life plowing through piles of snow. According to YouTube user baileyandfriends, the video was recorded in late 1990’s in Colorado after a heavy snow blizzard. Bailey the dog went absolutely nuts throwing himself into the snow and just plowing his way through thoroughly buries in white oblivion.

I’m not a dog expert so I can’t tell you what breed Bailey the dog is, but maybe some of the readers will know and fill the rest of us in. The video is accompanied by a pretty obnoxious Christmas tune, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

Glib the Second – Tom Cruise Apologizes to Matt Lauer on Today

Happy — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:06:24 +0000

Glib – marked by ease and fluency in speaking or writing often to the point of being insincere or deceitful (Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary)

When Tom Cruise had a chat with Matt Lauer on Today in 2005, he was asked by the host of the show about his remarks regarding Brooke Shields, antidepressants and Scientology. The debate got a bit heated, Tom Cruise felt strongly about psychiatry and abuse of antidepressants saying that there is no such thing as chemical imbalance. Matt Lauer insisted that Brooke Shields could be one example in which antidepressants worked well, as Brooke herself said it helped her. Tom Cruise responded by saying that he studied the History of Psychology where as Matt Lauer didn’t and called him a “Glib“. If you haven’t seen the video form it, scroll all the way down to watch it.

That was back in 2005, when the deal with Tom Cruise and his involvement with Scientology was huge. Tom Cruise had calmed down a little since and lately he even said he would not talk publically about Scientology anymore. Today, Tom Cruise was at Today show sitting opposite Matt Lauer again and apologized for his 2005 remarks, including Glib. Both Tom Cruise and Matt Lauer said that there was no animosity between the two when the show had ended, Tom Cruise even made an appearance at Matt Lauer’s Roast earlier this year.

Tom Cruise basically acknowledged during Today that his argument with Matt Lauer came across as arrogant and apologized for that.

BTW – for a celebrity such as Tom Cruise who’s in major spotlight it is definitely uncalled for to call an established journalist a “Glib”. He screwed up on that one. However I agree with what he had to say and he was right about the antidepressants and chemical imbalance bullshit. He was totally right, he just didn’t hold his temper that time around and “came across as arrogant”. Arrogant or not, he was right.

Below is the MSNBC clip from Today show with Matt Lauer and Tom Cruise. I love the crowd outside who stare at the screen above to see when a camera that has them in a background is on so they can give it a wave and brag to their worthless friends about it so they can get laid. Pfff, little fuckers end up having sex tonight while I’m jerking off to porn again…

In case you haven’t seen the 2005 goodness, here’s the video so you get into swing of things:

Lake Dead – Movie Idea for the Weekend

Happy — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 22:25:32 +0000

Beneath the Calmest Surface Lies The Deepest Nightmare. If you’re a fan of horror movie, may I recommend you check out Lake Dead. It’s a cheesy, low budget movie that you are sure to like. It’s got hot chicks with boobies and blood. What else do you need to spend a quiet romantic weekend with that special someone?

Lake Dead is a movie about two hot ass sisters Brielle and Kelly who along with their step sister inherit a Lake Motel property in the middle of nowhere. The three hot asses take the RV, stuff it with some more people and drive up to check out what it is they inherited.

After they’ve found a cool like that belongs with the motel, the people take the weekend to decide what to do with the property which was an excuse for them to stay at the lake and enjoy it. Somehow the weekend doesn’t go as planned.

Their grandfather from whom they inherited Lake Motel died a terrible death and as the events get out of hand, the sisters learn of their psychotic relatives who still live in the area.

Watch Lake Dead this weekend, it’s cold outside anyway.

Lake Dead trailer is below.

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Time-lapse Video of the Life Cats Have While You Are at Work

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Forget Free Hugs – Deluxe Hugs for Mere $2 (video)

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Cockpit Video of Emergency Landing on Havendale Boulevard

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Robert Muraine aka Mr. Fantastic on So You Think You Can Dance

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Dirty Drawings for Dirty Minds

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Sleepwalking Dog Runs Into Wall (Hilarious Video)

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Diane Sawyer Drunk on Good Morning America (Video)

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Crazy Dog Having Time of his Life in Piles of Snow (video)

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Glib the Second – Tom Cruise Apologizes to Matt Lauer on Today

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Lake Dead – Movie Idea for the Weekend

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