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This is the best shit I’ve seen on YouTube in a long ass time. Toby Jones put together this low budget, but sincere advertising video for his Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage facility where you can store just about anything for $10.99 a month. This video is hilarious and definitely worth seeing.

You can also check out Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage official website at www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com. If I lived in anywhere in the Illinois (area code 708) I’d go to Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage to get my shit stored. Toby will store it, he doesn’t care. I’ll pay with weed. Remember – you’re not the Duke of Hazzard

This is one of those things that will make your heart bleed. This dog saves dog video starts with a gruesome recording of one dog getting hit by a car. Towards the end of video another dog enters to scene and despite busy traffic, starts pulling the injured dog, that was still alive to the side of the road, away from crazy traffic. Realizing that injured dog is in pain, the saving dog used his paws, rather than teeth to drag wounded animal to safety.

Dog saves dos is an incredible showcase of animal genuinity and care. I wish one could say that about people. While dog risks his life to save another pooch, no driver actually stopped. They showed no respect for other living creatures. It’s terrible.

I have just returned from Cuba where street dog problem seems to take a whole new level. There are countless numbers of them – unspayed, unneutered, they continue to breed, without home, without anyone to look after them, filling up the streets and roads everywhere. I was driving a rented car and stopped several times, not only for dog, but also cats and a particular bird that looks like a small dove (they run across roads not watching out). I can honestly proclaim that I have not hit another animal. Too bad other drivers are not like that. Luckily, injured dogs have other dogs to look after them.

It’s a beautiful dog saves dog video to make your miserable Friday morning better.

The Today show played videos Matt Lauer Roast at Friar’s Club, New York. Tom Cruise was a guest and managed to joke around. Three years ago, Tom Cruise filmed an interview with Matt Lauer – it’s that infamous Scientology video that got Tom Cruise into spotlight on the net. During last Friday’s Matt Lauer Roast Tom Cruise said that it was Matt Lauer who gave him advice on going crazy at the Oprah Winfrey show in order to show how excited he was about being in love with Katie Holmes. You may remember the Kodak moment with Tom Cruise jumping up and down on Oprah’s couch like a fucking monkey. Yeah, that was it!

The annual Matt Lauer Roast is a celebrity get together held at the Friars Club in New York. Cameras are not allowed so all there are reports from people who attended the roast. Tom Cruise was to make a surprise show up but the surprise was busted all over the net hours prior to Matt Lauer Roast start off.

The video from The Today Show with Tom Cruise about Matt Lauer Roast is above. Copyright MSNBC.

I’m either easily impressed or this shit is totally bad ass. This is Water Painting aka creation of images with water. Impressive minds from Japan came with an idea of building a water fountain that would be programmed to squirt water in such sequence so as to “paint” shapes with water. The idea became reality and the water painting fountain can be seen in a shopping mall of a Canal City in Hakata, Japan.

Canal City Hakata was built around an artificial canal and the shopping complex houses several impressive fountains but water painting one takes the cake hands down.

The technology behind the water painting fountain is similar to that of an inkjet printer. Hundreds of nozzles are controlled by microchips to deliver precise streams of water at right times. The results are impressive – water painted images and words.

One of the most impressive videos I’ve seen in a while. I really want to go to Japan…

Sarah Palin shared the stage with Tina Fey during Saturday Night Live and it was both pathetic and watchable at the same time. I really can’t stand Sarah Palin talking and there isn’t much of them talking in the videos, which is a positive part. The negative part was try hard shit of the Saturday Night Live. Seriously, anyone actually finds that shit funny? They’re the biggest try hards on video since invention of Chocolate Rain. Chris Crocker is funnier in his video. But at least they didn’t let Sarah Palin talk much. She’s a trooper though for playing their stupid game, regardless of how lame it was.

The appearance of Marky Mark and Alec Baldwin during the opening sequence was particularly awkward and they’ve done terrible job playing their parts. Once again, I take it the Saturday Night Live peeps were attempting to put together funny shit but failed miserably. Sarah Palin did her part just right, but was dragged into their bullshit so she could only do this much. At least she didn’t get much time to talk.

That’s for the lame ass Sarah Palin Saturday Night Live Video above. The video below is even fucking worse. It was filmed as part of the Weekend Update. Amy Poehler was doing some rap shit and it was just painful to watch. i think Sarah Palin was just as embarrassed, not so much because the rap was sort of making fun of her, but because it was so lame and try hard. Saturday Night Live = FAIL!

Video above contains CCTV recording of a murder of inmate Robert Cotton by another inmate, Pete Van Winkle – a member of Aryan Brotherhood. Quite an entertainment for Friday night.

Sheriff’s Office of the Maricopa County, Phoenix, Arizona issued a statement following the murder of Robert Cotton that entirely contradicts the CCTV video. The press release states that nothing out of the ordinary happened in the cell on May 1, 2008 (the day of murder) and that the detention officers rushed to the murder scene after Robert Cotton’s dead body was dragged out of the cell and dropped on the floor one level below.

CCTV video however shows that the attack lasted for 15 minutes, during which Robert Cotton was strangled, punched and head stomped by Pete Van Winkle even after his body was bloodied and motionless for minutes. Detention officers got on the murder scene 5 minutes after Robert Cotton’s dead body was dragged out of the cell.

Investigation into the case suggests that Robert Cotton may have been murdered because he wouldn’t beat up another inmate after asked to do it by the Aryan Brotherhood.

Jess Torres, former police officer and security consultant interviewed in the video says that a security guard who was supposed to be monitoring the camera obviously wasn’t doing his/her job. According to Jess Torres; “They’re trained to notice and they’re paid to notice”.

Robert Cotton was serving time for car theft. Pete Van Winkle is now charged with first degree murder, reporters from the video say. The family of Robert Cotton filed a $2 Million claim against the sheriff’s office.

I think this video creative by Diesel clothing company is hilarious. It’s hard core XXX charged, yet there are additional creative components added to it so as to make it non XXX. Intent and nature of the video commercial is undeniable, though. Well done, Diesel.

On the other hand, while the commercial itself is awesome, I don’t think it makes me want to run to the clothing store and pick up a pair of Diesel jeans. Great viral marketing, pathetic sales driver.

Have you ever been this drunk? This poor Russian must have consumed way too much Vodka and got so annihilated drunk he was unable to pick up his bag from the ground and within 4 minutes of this video, his epic mission to get home got him no more than 5 feet closer. He actually walked good two miles, he just never got anywhere. Hilarious video

Everybody seems so oblivious in Russia. Many people passed the drunk by and nobody attempted to help him. Maybe it’s because they have a drunk like that on every corner so they blend in and become standard part of architecture.

It also looks like it was filmed in the morning so people were on their way to work – everyone’s too busy to get to work so nobody cares about a drunk. It was raining too and he kept falling into the puddle – how awful and so hilariously funny.

The only downside I see is that it was recorded by a cell phone video hence it ended after about 4 minutes. I wonder how much longer did this drunk epic mission to get home continued for. Must have been great entertainment for the onlookers. But when the guy eventually sobers, he’s gonna think he got the shit beat out of him while he was drunk.

Here’s another internet superstar. Kate McAlpine has a YouTube profile under the nick Alpinekat and her call to fame? Kate McAlpine raps about particle physics and the 17 mile circumference machine called Large Hadron Collider (LHC), which is about to starts up on September 10, 2008.

You probably didn’t understand a thing of what I just said in that last sentence and neither do I. This is what I was able to learn about it (Kate McAlpine kind of explains it with her rap) – there’s a particle physics lab close to Geneva in Switzerland known as CERN. They’ve been working for 14 years on a machine called Large Hadron Collider (LHC), which they believe will find new particles, such as Higgs boson that give subjects weight characteristics, or the dark matter – the source of gravity, or antimatter that is believed to cancel matter. I’m as clueless about it as you are. Don’t ask…

Kate McAlpine is a 23 year old chick who raps about that stuff. She’s young and hot and all, but where’s the booty. Alpinekat, if you’re going to rap, show some booty or else it’s the waste of time. Regardless of how hot you are. You got to shake some of that booty, oil it up and show it in slim thong. What do you think rap is for? Science?

Kate McAlpine is getting popular on YouTube, though. She uploaded her video Large Hadron Rap a month ago and it already had over 600 000 views. That’s from an unknown author. I know that Chris Crocker can get 600k views in a manner of hours, but he’s Britney Spears’ gay twin sister. That gives him advantages.

BTW – I didn’t last through entire rap. I could not find any booty in it for over a minute so I got bored. Let’s just hope Kate McAlpine gets the memo and takes off some clothes next time. Ans let’s hope that Large Hadron Collider doesn’t get us owned when it’s turned on (did I just use words “hardon” and “turned on” in a single sentence?). I’ve already paid for a trip to Cuba I’m taking later this year.

Fascinating interview with Charles Manson, the masterming behind Manson Family murders reveals some fascinating details of how Charles Manson’s brain works. Does he feel remorse after being behind bars for decades? Does he feel guilty for people having been murdered as part of his doing? Does he feel sorry for those who lost their lives because of Manson Family? He truly is an interesting individual. The interview was conducted in San Quentin Prison where Charles Manson is held.

Nuel Emmons, author of the book called Manson in His Own Words was present and while Charles Manson is obviously good buddies with Nuel Emmons, the same cannot be told about the interviewing chick. Charles Manson just owned her ass back and forth. I think she was kind of shocked, maybe did not expect him to be so straightforward and so still messed up in the head and it caught her by surprise.

Nuel Emmons met with Charles Manson in prison, while he was serving his time for car theft. He claims Manson owed him a favor and that got him to co-operate on the book. The interviewer asked Charles Manson if he felt remorse, based on statements from the book where Nuel Emmons claims that Manson never expressed any. And Manson’s reaction? “Remorse for what?” He then continues to blame the people for what they’ve done to him. The best part is when he says – “What do you think is going to happen when I get out of here?” – I don’t think that’s gonna happen anytime soon as Charles Manson was denied parole and is currently ineligible until at least 2012.

“Maybe I should have killed four, five hundred people. Then I would have felt better” – that one was priceless. And I think the moment he said: “You know, if I wanted to kill somebody, I’d take this book and beat you to death with it and I wouldn’t feel a thing. I’d be just like walking to a drugstore.” the interviewing chick pissed her underwear (maybe she does that for her boyfriend as foreplay anyway).

As a side note, Susan Atkins, one of Manson Family murderers was denied compassionate release. Susan Atkins suffers from bran cancer and likely has only 6 months to live left. Charles Manson, Susan Atkins, Linda Kasabian, and Patricia Krenwinkel – all members of Manson Family responsible for Tate murders were sentenced to death but their sentence was changed to life in prison after death penalty was abolished.

August 9, 2008 marked 39th anniversary of Tate murders. Charles Manson and the rest of Manson Family spent it in prison.