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I think this video creative by Diesel clothing company is hilarious. It’s hard core XXX charged, yet there are additional creative components added to it so as to make it non XXX. Intent and nature of the video commercial is undeniable, though. Well done, Diesel.

On the other hand, while the commercial itself is awesome, I don’t think it makes me want to run to the clothing store and pick up a pair of Diesel jeans. Great viral marketing, pathetic sales driver.

Have you ever been this drunk? This poor Russian must have consumed way too much Vodka and got so annihilated drunk he was unable to pick up his bag from the ground and within 4 minutes of this video, his epic mission to get home got him no more than 5 feet closer. He actually walked good two miles, he just never got anywhere. Hilarious video

Everybody seems so oblivious in Russia. Many people passed the drunk by and nobody attempted to help him. Maybe it’s because they have a drunk like that on every corner so they blend in and become standard part of architecture.

It also looks like it was filmed in the morning so people were on their way to work – everyone’s too busy to get to work so nobody cares about a drunk. It was raining too and he kept falling into the puddle – how awful and so hilariously funny.

The only downside I see is that it was recorded by a cell phone video hence it ended after about 4 minutes. I wonder how much longer did this drunk epic mission to get home continued for. Must have been great entertainment for the onlookers. But when the guy eventually sobers, he’s gonna think he got the shit beat out of him while he was drunk.

Here’s another internet superstar. Kate McAlpine has a YouTube profile under the nick Alpinekat and her call to fame? Kate McAlpine raps about particle physics and the 17 mile circumference machine called Large Hadron Collider (LHC), which is about to starts up on September 10, 2008.

You probably didn’t understand a thing of what I just said in that last sentence and neither do I. This is what I was able to learn about it (Kate McAlpine kind of explains it with her rap) – there’s a particle physics lab close to Geneva in Switzerland known as CERN. They’ve been working for 14 years on a machine called Large Hadron Collider (LHC), which they believe will find new particles, such as Higgs boson that give subjects weight characteristics, or the dark matter – the source of gravity, or antimatter that is believed to cancel matter. I’m as clueless about it as you are. Don’t ask…

Kate McAlpine is a 23 year old chick who raps about that stuff. She’s young and hot and all, but where’s the booty. Alpinekat, if you’re going to rap, show some booty or else it’s the waste of time. Regardless of how hot you are. You got to shake some of that booty, oil it up and show it in slim thong. What do you think rap is for? Science?

Kate McAlpine is getting popular on YouTube, though. She uploaded her video Large Hadron Rap a month ago and it already had over 600 000 views. That’s from an unknown author. I know that Chris Crocker can get 600k views in a manner of hours, but he’s Britney Spears’ gay twin sister. That gives him advantages.

BTW – I didn’t last through entire rap. I could not find any booty in it for over a minute so I got bored. Let’s just hope Kate McAlpine gets the memo and takes off some clothes next time. Ans let’s hope that Large Hadron Collider doesn’t get us owned when it’s turned on (did I just use words “hardon” and “turned on” in a single sentence?). I’ve already paid for a trip to Cuba I’m taking later this year.

Fascinating interview with Charles Manson, the masterming behind Manson Family murders reveals some fascinating details of how Charles Manson’s brain works. Does he feel remorse after being behind bars for decades? Does he feel guilty for people having been murdered as part of his doing? Does he feel sorry for those who lost their lives because of Manson Family? He truly is an interesting individual. The interview was conducted in San Quentin Prison where Charles Manson is held.

Nuel Emmons, author of the book called Manson in His Own Words was present and while Charles Manson is obviously good buddies with Nuel Emmons, the same cannot be told about the interviewing chick. Charles Manson just owned her ass back and forth. I think she was kind of shocked, maybe did not expect him to be so straightforward and so still messed up in the head and it caught her by surprise.

Nuel Emmons met with Charles Manson in prison, while he was serving his time for car theft. He claims Manson owed him a favor and that got him to co-operate on the book. The interviewer asked Charles Manson if he felt remorse, based on statements from the book where Nuel Emmons claims that Manson never expressed any. And Manson’s reaction? “Remorse for what?” He then continues to blame the people for what they’ve done to him. The best part is when he says – “What do you think is going to happen when I get out of here?” – I don’t think that’s gonna happen anytime soon as Charles Manson was denied parole and is currently ineligible until at least 2012.

“Maybe I should have killed four, five hundred people. Then I would have felt better” – that one was priceless. And I think the moment he said: “You know, if I wanted to kill somebody, I’d take this book and beat you to death with it and I wouldn’t feel a thing. I’d be just like walking to a drugstore.” the interviewing chick pissed her underwear (maybe she does that for her boyfriend as foreplay anyway).

As a side note, Susan Atkins, one of Manson Family murderers was denied compassionate release. Susan Atkins suffers from bran cancer and likely has only 6 months to live left. Charles Manson, Susan Atkins, Linda Kasabian, and Patricia Krenwinkel – all members of Manson Family responsible for Tate murders were sentenced to death but their sentence was changed to life in prison after death penalty was abolished.

August 9, 2008 marked 39th anniversary of Tate murders. Charles Manson and the rest of Manson Family spent it in prison.

Christine Nguyen Profile

Introducing Christine Nguyen, she’s a sexy adult model which is a little bit outside of the scoop of Beer Steak blog, but considering wide range of readers, I thought I’d bring in something new that many of you could appreciate.

Christine Nguyen Bio

Christine Nguyen is from Texas, but was born in Saigon, Vietnam. She currently resides and operates out of Los Angeles – I guess that’s closer to most adult producers. Her portfolio of life experiences includes work in the radio, appearances on the TV, some film even, as well as some modeling jobs for commercials and print advertising. Christine Nguyen has got a degree in journalism and graphics design and is an avid traveler who visited many countries around the globe.

There are plenty of nude pictures of Christine Nguyen all over the net, just look it up if you desire to see this model naked.

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Mother-fucking ouch! Janos Baranyai, 24-year-old Hungarian weightlifter had his Olympic career end in an excruciating pain and agony, when his elbow dislocated while he was holding 148kg of pure metal above his head. Really shitty time for an elbow to quit on the guy. Mother-fucking ouch… that’s all I have to say.

Janos Baranyai trained so hard to make it to the Olympics, he did make it and now he’s got his elbow dislocated to the point that he may start learning how to eat with his left hand. This accident looks so nasty, Chinese officials call it the most horrific moment of the Beijing 2008 Olympic weightlifting competition. Yet the broadcaster played back the video of the dislocation back and forth from every angle. Talk about pouring salt in the wound.

Janos Baranyai represented Hungary at Summer Olympics in Beijing as one of their weightlifter in the men’s 77kg division. This was his third lift on 148kg weight and it didn’t go well at all. As he lifted the barbell above his head, his right elbow completely dislocated out of its socket, and the man crushed on the floor, shaking and crying in pain.

Chinese staff immediately blocked the view, but the broadcast continued with replays of the accident from every angle. You can see it in the video below, but be ready for some painful shit. You’ll think twice before you go weightlifting again. As a matter of fact, I’m not even going anywhere close to any fitness center anymore. Weightlifting is completely out of question. And if someone tells me I’m fat and lazy, I’ll show them this video of Janos Baranyai’s elbow dislocation – that’ll shut them the fuck up.

Following up on our international all ass day. Below is the video of Mary-Louise Parker getting viciously spanked in a car by some dude until her ass is red. I think this video is a scene from some movie in which Mary-Louise Parker – either way, very hot scene and well executed spanking. I’d beat the crap out of that hot, 44 year old ass myself.

Above is the picture of Mary-Louise Parker receiving spanking in a limo, below is the picture of her checking out her red sore ass and the video of this sexiness is at the bottom. Play safe.

I found this viral video on a website with long URL that contains all of the words – Something Bad is Going to Happen Here – somethingbadisgoingtohappenhere.com.

It’s pretty intense, well executed and rather brow rising. Even though I hate to spoil it for everyone with a few factsproving that it’s fake. So if you’re easily offended, don’t read on.

In general, when a guy puts his face on what appears to be red hot stove element, his hair never catches fire nor it melts as result of extreme heat. The effect of smoke underneath the element as well as burned flesh and skin are impressive though. Awesome viral video – Something Bad is Going to Happen Here!

Police brutality video from New York City documents an NYPD cop Maurice Harrington delivering extremely horrific, painful beating to Michael Cephus using his a collapsible metal baton in full swings.

The video has caused much controversy pointing out that extreme police brutality is reality. Maurice Harrington – a four year NYPD veteran has been since relieved from duty and had to give up his badge and gun while the case is under investigation. 46 year old Michael Cephus, the victim of the beating says the cop just started hitting him and the video seems to prove it, however Maurice Harrington claims Michael Cephus was drunk and tried to attack him with his fists and umbrella.

I don’t know about that claim, but from te video it looks like Maurice Harrington was mercilessly beating Michael Cephus with the baton while he was on the ground as another police officer is trying to put hand cuffs on him. I see no reason why Maurice Harrington would start to hit Michael Cephus’ leg with full power while he was down other than he wanted to show him ho the boss is and that he’s not to mess with a cop on duty. That pretty much means it WAS police brutality at its finest. Clear abuse of power. The case is still under investigation (makes you wander what excuse will be used to swipe t under the rug) but the video seems to depict Maurice Harrington as cop on power trip. What a pig!

Mindfreak Criss Angel is a complete joke in my eyes. Watching his fake stunts gives me anal warts and seeing people who are fascinated by his lameness gives me athlete feet. Criss Angel Clearwater Building Implosion is the latest stunt from this joker and once again- it’s laughable. Each time I say something negative about a questionably popular personality, I get bashed a lot so I’m ready for that again, but I stand behind what I say – Criss Angel and his stunts are a worthless joke. However his team of computer special effect professionals is definitely notable and deserves appreciation. They don’t really get any as Criss Angel gets all the glory, but that’s the way it goes – the people behind the scenes are “behind the scenes” for a reason…

Criss Angel Clearwater Building Implosion seems to be getting major buzz all over the net and someone posted the video of it on YouTube so if you haven’t seen the lameness or if you want to re-watch it, here it is. It will likely get removed soon because it’s clearly in violation of their terms, so watch it quickly otherwise it’ll be late soon. The video is of pretty low quality, but it gives pretty good idea of the ridiculousness of his stunt. Enjoy mindfreak’s latest stunt – Criss Angel Clearwater Building Implosion. Video after the beak. Now let the bash fest begin.

Criss Angel Clearwater Building Implosion Video Copyright A&E TV