Bacon flavored Vodka is the new pink. That’s right, as if Vodka by itself wasn’t gross enough, now your favorite headache inducer comes in flavors of bacon. Bakon Vodka, the Vodka makers as well as Black Rock Spirits, the investor group behind Bakon Vodka – are seeing growing interest in their bacon flavored Vodka and the sales have been soaring.
Each time I think I have seen it all, along comes someone who proves at the whim of their dick that I ain’t seen nothing yet. Humans are gullible and I am inspired. If people are eager enough to buy bacon flavored Vodka and let Bakon Vodka cash in on it big time, I should enter the market with something even more engaging and make my first billion dollars – Pussy flavored Vodka. I’m telling ya, bacon ain’t nothing. Add some tuna to the mix and you got it rolling. I’ll be laughing on my way to the bank after half the world starts buying my pussy flavored Vodka. And when the market gets stagnant, I’ll introduce dick flavored Vodka for the ever increasing gay population and fine, lonely ladies.
And because I’m such a marketing genius, I will also offer gift sets with extras:
- Aged Pussy Flavored Vodka with Complimentary Pubic Hair – $100
- Aged Dick Flavored Vodka with Complimentary Smegma – $150
Aren’t I a genius? Here’s to wealth. May the stinkiest Vodka win.
Warehouse forklift accidents are not uncommon and if they occur, they typically cause a lot of damage. If you work as a forklift operator in a warehouse, you should know that it takes one second, one silly move and whole warehouse could get destroyed. The video above is from Moscow, Russia. At one moment, the racks were loaded with boxes full of bottled Vodka. Seconds later, a qarter million dollars worth of this alcoholic beverage was destroyed. No people were seriously injured in the accident, but employer was definitely not happy about it. Nevermind the cleaning shift.
Have you ever been this drunk? This poor Russian must have consumed way too much Vodka and got so annihilated drunk he was unable to pick up his bag from the ground and within 4 minutes of this video, his epic mission to get home got him no more than 5 feet closer. He actually walked good two miles, he just never got anywhere. Hilarious video 
Everybody seems so oblivious in Russia. Many people passed the drunk by and nobody attempted to help him. Maybe it’s because they have a drunk like that on every corner so they blend in and become standard part of architecture.
It also looks like it was filmed in the morning so people were on their way to work – everyone’s too busy to get to work so nobody cares about a drunk. It was raining too and he kept falling into the puddle – how awful and so hilariously funny.
The only downside I see is that it was recorded by a cell phone video hence it ended after about 4 minutes. I wonder how much longer did this drunk epic mission to get home continued for. Must have been great entertainment for the onlookers. But when the guy eventually sobers, he’s gonna think he got the shit beat out of him while he was drunk.
