Let’s face it – you can either be a completely lame wedding couple and have the cake 98% of other newlyweds get, or you can go with something bolder, but cooler. How about bride blowing the groom? Isn’t that the best wedding cake idea ever? Look at the picture about and tell me if that doesn’t instantly catch your eye… Of course it does. And you know what else it does – it’ll make people remember. They will have been at dozens of wedding in their lifetime, but they will not remember any wedding cake but yours. That’s because your wedding cake idea stood out like a sore thumb. Have that bride of yours suck your dick not only during wedding night, but also on your wedding cake.

The only better wedding cake idea than a blowjob one would be to have a Zombie Wedding Cake but that’s way too awesome for someone below average. Go with a blowjob.

Further Reading:

• Epic Wedding Fail – Must See Video
• French Anti-Smoking Ad Campaign Pictures
• Autofellatio Performed by a Walrus (video)
• Complete Loser Groom Updates His Facebook and Twitter During Wedding Ceremony
• Tatiana Kozhevnikova – Woman with Strongest Vagina in the World

No matter how hard you try, you can’t be any more of a loser than this groom in the video. He’s standing before the minister, he pulls out his cell phone to update his status on Facebook and Twitter. His wife to be in a few second – Tracy was handed a cell phone too to help updating cause when loser marry, you wanna make sure both are on the same page. Complete fail at life.

Further Reading:

• Epic Wedding Fail – Must See Video
• Alexandra of America’s Next Top Model Falls and Gets Owned by Swinging Gong
• Thomas Bruso Interview
• Tablet Comparison – iPad vs Ancient Stone
• iPad and Flash Support Lacking Feature – Get Used to Seeing Blue Legos

This is precious – the best wedding video I’ve ever seen. The bride and groom (and best man) will have great memory to commemorate for the rest of their lives. The ultimate epic wedding fail is here. It really is a must see video, you’re gonna love that shit.

The fail is so epic, I’m having hard time trusting its authenticity, but if it’s real and really happened as we see, then damn… I’m gonna have to try really hard to outdo this shit when I get married. Just precious. Watch it!

Further Reading:

• Best Wedding Cake Idea (picture)
• Complete Loser Groom Updates His Facebook and Twitter During Wedding Ceremony
• Alexandra of America’s Next Top Model Falls and Gets Owned by Swinging Gong
• Thomas Bruso Interview
• Tablet Comparison – iPad vs Ancient Stone

50 year old lesbian and host of her own show on some TV station I don’t watch – Ellen DeGeneres is set to marry 35 year old hot lesbian ass Portia de Rossi aka Mandy Rogers in holy lesbian matrimony this weekend, US Magazine reports. It’s gonna be one hell of a gayelle lesbian wedding.

Now that gay couples are allowed to wed in California, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi wasted no time and got right down to it. The rumors of their upcoming wedding go as far as the Daughters of Bilitis wedding. Those two hot lesbians were the first gay couple to officially marry in California.

Only a few close friends and family are invited to attend the Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Lesbian Wedding – I wander if any males made it on the list or if it’s just gonna be one giant lesbian orgy. I’ve been also wandering – when a pries says: “You Can Now Kiss The Bride” – which of the two gayelles will be kissed and which will give the kiss. Is Ellen DeGeneres the bride and Portia de Rossi the groom? Or is it just like – bride marrying bride? I’m confused…

Further Reading:

• California Gay Marriage Ban – Proposition 8 Results
• Del Martin Died – Founder of Lesbian Organization Daughters of Bilitis
• Ellen DeGeneres Wedding to Portia de Rossi
• Phyllis Lyon and Del Martin – First Gay Marriage in California
• Best Wedding Cake Idea (picture)

Loni Anderson, 62 year old American actress and former wife of Burt Reynolds got married again – for the fourth time – today, to Bob Flick, a founding member of folk band The Brothers Four. The above is their wedding pic.

Before marrying Bob Flick, Loni Anderson had been married to Ross Bickell, Bruce Hasselbeck and Burt Reynolds, a divorce with whom was a long and hard battle that received lots of publicity.

Loni Anderson and Bob Flick have known each other since the 60’s. They met in Minneapolis at the movie premiere and briefly dated for 6 months, but managed to break up right before Loni’s acting career took off big time. This must have been quite a reunion – after 40 year, the two souls that always belonged together found each other again and are now married and will live happily ever after. At least this is what we here at Bullshit Blog wish them both

Further Reading:

• Best Wedding Cake Idea (picture)
• Complete Loser Groom Updates His Facebook and Twitter During Wedding Ceremony
• Epic Wedding Fail – Must See Video
• Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Lesbian Wedding
• Jessica Alba Got Married to Cash Warren Today