Beer Steak Bullshit

All aboard the fail-boat. Barack Obama, the man who put a whole new meaning to FAIL is at it again, this time more epic than ever after he’d thanked himself for throwing a St. Patrick’s Day party and inviting everyone over. The “Obama Thanks Himself FAIL has not concluded the fail-boat of last night’s party at the White House. Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen – one of the invited guests delivered an epic fail of his own. What happened?

After Barack Obama delivered his speech (it was a pre Obama thanking himself speech), Brian Cowen stepped on the podium to deliver his speech. few paragraphs into his main act, he realized his speech, which he was reading from the teleprompter, sounded awfully familiar. That was when he realized he was reading the same sentences that were previously read by Barack Obama. Fail after fail.

Brian Cowen then came to and realized he was reading Barack Obama speech, to which US president responded by reading Irish Prime Minister’s speech and thanked himself for inviting everyone over. What a party!

As Barack Obama thanks himself, I couldn’t help but notice – doesn’t he throw parties at the White House pretty much every day? That dude is a party animal, I swear. And media continues making news with his cock up their asses. Sure, if Obama thanks himself, that’s funny. But when he says that Guinness beer tastes better in Ireland becuase Irish keep the good stuff for themselves, somehow the media fail to disclose that Barack Obama has never visited Ireland. That guy is full of poop and fail. But he’s got his fellow ass-kissers who will not hesitate to worship him no matter what. Congrats to all the winners.

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Levi Johnston, luckiest guy in whole of world has a name of his girlfriend Bristol tattooed on his ring finger. That’s devotion. Dude totally means it when he inserts his genitalia into Bristol’s holiest of holies. But then again, I’d get her name tattooed on my dick if I get to keep daughter of high profile politician. And I’m talking Sarah Polin, White House type of high profile, not some small town Alaska, population 8500 type of politician. I’d get Oval Office tattooed on my asshole just to keep Bristol Polin. Cause that’s when your whole life efforts start to pay off. Gold diggers with persistence and dedication reap their rewards sooner or later. I hope Levi Johnston understands that shit or else I’m gonna get “Bristol” tattooed on every bloody knuckle I have.

Oh, and WTF is John McCain thinking, hugging Bristol Polin when her dedicated, finger tattooed boyfriend Levi Johnston is around. Dude needs to get a clue. Wait a second…

As a non Americans I really don’t care who’s gonna become next US president, but I really enjoy Sarah Polin getting all the coverage. She’s such a hot MILF. We need more hot MILFs in the politics. Grumpy old men and sagged-boobs senile women don’t do it anymore. And nobody cares about young males. We need hot MILFs. That’s the only way to go. Sarah Polin for prez…

Jeepers Creepers, that’s a pesky old woman. Roberta McCain, mother of Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain looks like someone I wouldn’t want to piss off. The picture is from Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minnesota.

If John McCain is 72 year old, then how old is Roberta McCain – his mother? Damn, this woman probably went to school with William Shakespeare. And I can see her plowing her way through White House if Barack Obama wins. She’ll totally beat the crap out of the security personnel and then will slap Obama and will yell at him. Everyone will just stand there and stare cause no one would have expected an old woman to unleash mayhem on an Oval Office. Damn, Roberta McCain… I wouldn’t want her for my mother in law

Roberta McCain image credit: Chip Somodevilla, Getty Images

Paris Hilton decided to get even with John McCain after her picture was used in an anti Barack Obama video ad aimed to make fun of the presidential candidate picturing him as international celebrity, with an unsaid context suggesting he’d be the same as Paris Hilton. The ad was “approved” by John McCain and today Paris Hilton responded with a release of her own video that is “approved” by Paris Hilton, because she totally thinks it’s hot.

I like Paris Hilton. She looks hot in that video and makes decent fun of herself which works perfectly well with her objective – to picture John McCain as complete idiot. She calls him “white haired dude” and proposes to paint the White House pink.

See you at the debate, bitches!

The original video ad sponsored by John McCain that provoked the response from Paris Hilton is below:

Source: Funny or Die