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Ashley Dupre Has a Relationship Column in New York Post, WTF?

Happy — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:05:24 +0000

Dear Lord, please send hail mixed with fire, send lice or gnats, send unhealable boils, send eternal darkness upon us sinners, – I could take all that. But how could you allow for world’s #1 skank Ashley Dupre to get a gig with New York Post? And we’re not talking just about any gig, we’re talking an advice column, we’re talking a Relationship Advice Column. Have New York Post gone mad?

You’ve heard that right. Your worst nightmares have come true. Your deprived kids will be sending their concerns to New York Post and will be hearing back from Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a whore who destroyed the life of Governor Eliot Spitzer, a whore who had nothing worthwhile to contribute to society so she was selling herself out to rich men – that whore will be giving your teens a relationship advice.

I wonder who writes these columns on behalf of Ashley Dupre, though. Obviously it’s not her. It’s the same kind of deal as with Barack Obama and his teleprompter. Barack Obama can’t say a coherent sentence without his teleprompter. It’s all just stuttering (though he also stutters with teleprompter). And expecting a prostitute to be any different would be laughable. New York Post obviously knows that so they are only using the mug of Ashley Dupre as the store front due to the popularity the Eliot Spitzer scandal brought upon her skanky ass. Hence an advice column but I highly doubt actual Ashley Dupre could come up with a coherent sentence to keep a column going. But it matters not. New York Post knows most people are not smart enough to figure that out for themselves so the Ashley Dupre relationship column will likely go on for a while. I choose lice or gnats.

Read Ashley Dupre’s Relationship Column on New York Post website HERE

Because I’m such a good soul, I will give Ashley Dupre an advice with a sample of what quality advice column looks like:

Girls Gone Wild Video Footage of Whore Ashley Alexandra Dupre

admin — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:40:25 +0000

There you have it. You ask for it, we deliver. Girls Gone Wild Video Footage of Super Whore Ashley Alexandra Dupre.

TMZ says Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s lawyer Don Buchwald confirmed that whore’s birthday is on April 30 (she was born in 1985) and since the video footage was filmed sometime during spring break between March 13 and March 20, 2003 the whore was still 17 at the time the video was recorded.

According to Joe Francis who spent time in Jail, Florida law allows for filming of 17 years old in any state of undress, as long as she consents and no sexual conduct takes place. It is not specified whether such footage can be sold though as porn for profit.

Joe Francis is reportedly looking into the matter to make sure everything is fine and dandy before the video of hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre is offered to the public. She’s such a whore. And a jailbait.

Girls Gone Wilde Pics of Whore Ashley Alexandra Dupre

admin — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:58:42 +0000

Here we go. We have just reported that Girl Gone Wilde have footage of hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre and here they are for your viewing pleasures.

There is no doubt that Ashley Alexandra Dupre was born to be a whore. The Girls Gone Wild images may depict the hooker either just as he reached 18 years of age, or possibly before that. You can tell she’s a cheap whore, it’s just funny how quickly she turned from cheap whore to expensive whore.

These pictures date back to spring break of 2003. Girls Gone Wild rented a beach house in Panama City, Florida for a month which they used to film material for their videos. At that time there was a lot of heat around Joe francis and Girls Gone Wilde and many GGW crew ended up going to jail.

It was in the middle of this mess when 17 years old Ashley Alexandra Dupre entered the world of Girls Gone Wild because she ran away from home and had no cash so whoring herself out was about the only thing she could do.

She was allowed to GGW beach house but some were aware that she was underage so she was just “helping along” but was not filmed. Few days later, Joe Francis has an interview with a magazine so he went to grab 2 random chicks to have pics with them taken in a hot tub. He managed to grab at our underage hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre and started stripping her naked. When he was told by GGW crew members that she was a kid, he got allegedly mad and kicked her out of the house.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre was booted the almighty Joe the douche Francis and went to take her sobbing prostitution elsewhere. But as it turns out, there is a footage of her (likely form before she was 18) when she was on the GGW bus to the beach house. These are the screenshots form the mess. She’s gross. Imagine how many filthy dicks she took in her pussy. Fucking gross

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Ashley Dupre Has a Relationship Column in New York Post, WTF?

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