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Hold your pedo dicks. This is not a child exploitation site, I’m just posting a video that’s on YouTube. This little girl is 9 year old and is from Peru. She’s re-enacted the music video of song Toxic by Britney Spears scene after scene. While production of the cover is pretty impressive, watching a 9 year old pulling off adult moves screams Pedo Alert big time.

It is important to recognize that anywhere in the world this girl will be seen as cute and awesome for pulling this off. In North America people will be outrage and will call for censorship of the internet. The land of the free!

The video is below. It contains footage of a 9 year old shaking her booty to Toxic the same way Britney Spears does in the same video:

Check out this trailer – isn’t that one of the most controversial things you have ever seen? Illegal Use of Hands is a movie about sex offenders. I don’t actually know much about this movie, maybe it’s not even a movie, just a trailer of sorts, like YouTube is full of. Great idea never the less and an awesome way to start a trailer. Illegal Use of Hands does not exist on imdb.com which makes me think it’s just a homemade video, rather than an actual movie, but you never know what could come out of that. Check it out.

There is plain and simple too much pressure on Susan Boyle. Susan is literally Boyle-ing over and it’s starting to take its toll. Within the span of last week, the most popular Scottish woman exploded in a series of fuck filled tirades, dropping F-Bombs here and there in outbursts of rage. Susan needs to get herself a publicist who would cover out for her flip outs and make it look like she’s a victim, because she really is, in this case. Unlike seasoned celebrities who are simply too spoiled and like the spotlight, Susan Boyle’s world has turned upside down overnight. No one could handle that with grace.

The pressure escalated yesterday when couple of punks decided to poke fun at Susan Boyle while she was in the lobby of North London’s Wembley Plaza Hotel. Susan flipped out and yelled: “How fucking dare you! You can’t fucking talk to me like that.” The police were present and intervened by asking Susan if there was a problem. Susan responded with style by saying: “Of course there’s a fucking problem.”

Reports from Britain also say that Susan Boyle flipped out in another fuck filled tirade as she was watching Britain’s Got Talent and judge Piers Morgan gave praise to fellow Britain’s Got Talent contestant Shaheen Jafargholi, calling it the best pound for pound singing performance. Susan watched it in the lobby of a hotel with other people present, flipped the fuck out, dropped the F-Bomb, did a hip wiggle, took a U-Turn and darted off.

Susan Boyle became the most popular person on the internet for a few days. The video of her audition to Britain’s Got Talent remains the most watched video on YouTube. At 48, this is all she could ever wish for. She can taste fame, she can taste popularity, she’s got it all within reach but there are still obstacles, it seems. There are other talented people, there are also people who (for whatever reason) may not like her or her singing and that puts way too much pressure on her. She knows she must win Britain’s Got Talent. She can’t otherwise. but that forces her to feel stressed out and that’s why her second round (semifinals) performance wasn’t as flawless as her audition.

Susan Boyle definitely has talent and deserves to win Britain’s Got Talent and embark on a path to being a famous singer, just the way Elaine Paige, her idol is. But so much depends on it, she’s stressed out and under pressure she’s never known. It results in not so stellar singing and flip outs with frequent F-Bombs. Mind you, F-Bombs in Scottish must sound pretty hot. If I married Susan Boyle, I’d ask her to unleash the most ruthless fuck tirade with the rawest Scottish accent she can pull off while I’m pounding her doggy style. Good times.

Susan Boyle, the most amazing woman in the world has been on the Oprah Winfrey Show who asked her about a make-over and the fame that was bestowed upon her over night. The video from the show including full interview and a segment about Susan is below. It’s awesome how Oprah Winfrey’s team added subtitles to Susan’s speech. Obviously they were concerned that North American audiences would not understand her Scottish accent. I was in Scotland few years ago (Edinburgh is phenomenal in August for Fringe Festival) and having experienced it like that, I actually don’t find Susan Boyle all that bad. I actually can occasionally understand her.

So what did Susan Boyle tell Oprah Winfrey after she was asked if she enjoyed the fame that her performance at Britain’s Got Talent brought upon her? Susan Boyle said she loved it. She enjoys it, even though it’s rather overwhelming. Even her cat Pebbles gets fan mail. Despite all the popularity, Susan still keeps it down to Earth and didn’t go overboard with any of her statements on the Oprah Winfrey Show. She’s ready to take on other Britain’s Got Talent contestants many of whom she thinks are very talented (not sure if she was talking about Greg Pritchard).

Overall I think Susan Boyle kicks ass. As Simon Cowell (was on Oprah too) confirmed, Susan Boyle has the whole world behind her. And with over 100 million YouTube views that the video of her performance got, it is expected that the semi final of Britain’s Got Talent will be the most watched broadcast ever. You got my cheers, Susan Boyle. Even though I must say I find Oprah Winfrey extremely irritating. Is this what each of her shows look like? Cause she’s making me want to stab baby bunnies in the eyes.

Video of Susan Boyle on Oprah co hosted by Simon Cowell is below:

Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari is a daughter of Former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto who was assassinated on December 27, 2007 in Pakistani town of Rawalpindi. One year after her mother’s assassination, Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari released a hip hop song to pay tribute to her mom. The song is titled “I Would Take the Pain Away” and is quickly becoming a hit on YouTube.

Sean “Diddy” Combs, who met Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari shortly before her mother was assassinated collaborated with her on the song. The video for “I Would Take the Pain Away” includes footage of Benazir Bhutto’s assassination, but is primarily focusing on her accomplishments as a high profile political figure and mother.

18 year old Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari who is a university student in Edinburgh is not looking to make career in hip hop. “I Would Take the Pain Away” is simply meant to be an anniversary song to commemmorate her mother’s death. Asif Ali Zardari, father of Bakhtawar Bhutto has been the president of Pakistan since last September.

Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari Anniversary Song for her Mother’s Assassination is in a video below

Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari Photo credit: Associated Press (AP)

Jessica Lee Rose is an actress from the Kiwi land of New Zealand. Her call to fame were vlogs (video blogs) she was posting on YouTube under the nick Lonelygirl15. Jessica Lee Rose pretended to be a 16 year old girl called Bree that vlogged about regular issues that address to teenagers. Her Lonelygirl15 YouTube account became one of the most subscribed to and many people ate what she was telling them. What they didn’t know, was that Lonelygirl15 vlogs were all pre-scripted and filmed by a few guys who were looking to make it the next big thing. It worked.

Investigative journalists from Los Angeles Times went to track down who that Lonelygirl15 – the biggest thing on the internet was and what they found out shocked millions. Bree was not a 16 year old girl, she was a 19 year old Jessica Lee Rose and her vlogs were not her personal experiences but nothing more than a work of fiction. This revelation brought Jessica Lee Rose international attention which eventually resulted in her scoring a film role in the crappiest movie of all time – I Know Who Killed Me, starred by Lindsay Lohan.

Jessica Lee Rose is now 21 year old and was offered a job similar to Lonelygirl15 one. Shes gonna film a series of 40 vlogs titled Sorority Forever. Sheltered by Warner Bros and MySpace, fans of Lonelygirl15 will be able to get some more of that hot piece.

That’s the profile of Jessica Lee Rose – a wannabe actress who became a web star.

Here’s another internet superstar. Kate McAlpine has a YouTube profile under the nick Alpinekat and her call to fame? Kate McAlpine raps about particle physics and the 17 mile circumference machine called Large Hadron Collider (LHC), which is about to starts up on September 10, 2008.

You probably didn’t understand a thing of what I just said in that last sentence and neither do I. This is what I was able to learn about it (Kate McAlpine kind of explains it with her rap) – there’s a particle physics lab close to Geneva in Switzerland known as CERN. They’ve been working for 14 years on a machine called Large Hadron Collider (LHC), which they believe will find new particles, such as Higgs boson that give subjects weight characteristics, or the dark matter – the source of gravity, or antimatter that is believed to cancel matter. I’m as clueless about it as you are. Don’t ask…

Kate McAlpine is a 23 year old chick who raps about that stuff. She’s young and hot and all, but where’s the booty. Alpinekat, if you’re going to rap, show some booty or else it’s the waste of time. Regardless of how hot you are. You got to shake some of that booty, oil it up and show it in slim thong. What do you think rap is for? Science?

Kate McAlpine is getting popular on YouTube, though. She uploaded her video Large Hadron Rap a month ago and it already had over 600 000 views. That’s from an unknown author. I know that Chris Crocker can get 600k views in a manner of hours, but he’s Britney Spears’ gay twin sister. That gives him advantages.

BTW – I didn’t last through entire rap. I could not find any booty in it for over a minute so I got bored. Let’s just hope Kate McAlpine gets the memo and takes off some clothes next time. Ans let’s hope that Large Hadron Collider doesn’t get us owned when it’s turned on (did I just use words “hardon” and “turned on” in a single sentence?). I’ve already paid for a trip to Cuba I’m taking later this year.

This video is center of shit loads of controversy. Prince is a complete loon and should pull his funny head out of his ass. Back on April 26 of this year, Prince performed a cover of RadioHead song Creep at Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. You all know Creep right? It’s that classic from Radiohead everybody thinks of as soon as you say Radiohead. Yeah… that’s the one.

Prince has been going loonie suing YouTube, Ebay and Pirate Bay over what he says is illegal use of his music. While general idea is fine, he’s going all bloody murder about it and making himself look like a complete imbecile. His live performance of Creep was recorded by fans at Coachella and video soon popped up on YouTube. Needless to say, he got all pissy and came all boo boo at YouTube so the videos were being removed, leaving a little notice that the video went poof due to copyright violation reported by Prince’s label NPG Records (he founded it in 1993).

The thing is, Creep is NOT his song. Creep is a song by Radiohead and Radiohead, as you may recall, were one of the pioneers of free music downloads over the internet – offering their latest album “In Rainbows” as digital download with optional pricing. NIN are very successful at it and Trent Reznor made $750 000 after allowing free downloads of his new album. Prince seems to be the only one who’s still 20 years backwards and doesn’t get it.

Radiohead came back at Prince telling him to unblock the Creep video because it was shot by fans and the song is theirs, hence he has no right to claim copyright over it. Watch the video below. So far there’ still this copy on YouTube and hasn’t been removed. Watch it if you give rat’s penis. If you were wandering, after all these years, Prince still looks gay.

Source: Billboard.com
Image: Splash

Tricia Walsh-Smith, that stupid gold digger and cry baby and a new born YouTube celebrity has been barred from filming any more videos in the Park Avenue apartment in New York she used to occupy. She is still allowed to keep on ranting, she just can’t do it in the luxury apartment owned by her husband, millionaire Philip Smith.

David Aronson, the lawyer representing Philip Smith said they would stop her from filming her crap if there was a way. Philip Smith is the head of Shubert Organization and is 25 years older than his gold digging wife Tricia Walsh-Smith.

Philip’s reason for divorce is that Tricia was cruel and inhuman to him. That’s a bit weird reason, but after seeing her stupid videos there is no denying that living with her must have been hell. Tricia Walsh-Smith told in her brief meeting with media that her financial straits were dire, because her husband stopped paying her credit cards. There you have it. She pretty much confessed that she’s been milking him throughout those 9 years of marriage. She’s been spending and her husband was paying her credit cards. Now that he stopped, she’s screwed.

In her very first video that was removed from YouTube, Tricia Walsh-Smith had an entire film crew in the apartment and gave an entire video tour of the home. She also showed pictures of Philip’s daughter. Now I understand why the video was removed. What fucking bitch. She’s so after his money, she did not hesitate to violate his privacy to get it. She should get her ass kicked, bitch!

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Tricia Walsh-Smith, the gold digger and cry baby is back with the follow up video she posted on YouTube. Now that she’s become a YouTube celebrity, she can’t get enough of her cry baby scenes.

In this video, Tricia Walsh-Smith has the nerve to complain about YouTube commenters. Silly goose, this is interweb, don’t post your shit if you don’t want people to say what they think about it. Web 2.0 offers interactivity with one another and so people let themselves heard. Don’t complain because people can see what kind of a gold digger you are.

The best part of the video obviously is when she said that she loved and adored her husband. What pile of shit? You loved and adored his money. That’s why you married a guy from another country who was 25 years older than you, with daughters your age. You’re so full of shit, Tricia Walsh-Smith… it hurts to listen to you.

The part that deserves biggest ovations is when the whore says she’d worked all her life. LOL, give me a break. Is that why you can’t live with the fact that you will not have the financial back up of the man you’re been draining off his money for years? Bitch, instead of bitching and complaining about what you’re gonna do now that you’re evicted, get your act together and find yourself a job. Don’t complain that you’re $100 000 in debt. Get a fucking job and see what it’s like with people who actually have to work hard for their money. You had millions of dollars at your disposal and word work gives you shivers. All you are good at is complaining, bitching and whining. If you worked so much, you would have to have some money saved that you could use to move to another apartment. And you wouldn’t feel so stressed about working, because if you had history of working, you would just resume and do what other people, who were not as lucky to marry a millionaire have to do every day – work hard for their money.

Life changes for everybody. There are millions of people in New York, they get laid off, or fired – but they move on, look for another job, do whatever they can to survive. You Tricia Walsh-Smith got used to milking a rich man and now you’re pissed because his bank account is going to get taken away from you. People have worse problems than you, yet they adapt and move on. If you really worked all your life, then where is the problem in moving on and making your own way through life?

Based on these videos, it is clear that her capacity to argue and make scenes is unsurpassed. I’m not surprised Philip Smith wishes to divorce this bitch and have her evicted. I’ve had enough of her already. And I haven’t even lived with that whore. She’s basically ruined any chance of having another man in her life. No one will ever come close to her after these false scenes. You will reap what you saw.

She’s an attention whore. Why wouldn’t she keep her divorce and eviction issues to herself? Her husband clearly has valid reasons to have her gold digging ass out of her life. So she makes it all public, names names, pulls tarot cards and screams “Shame’ at the camera. This issue was supposed to be between you and your husband. You have used him enough already and now you’re bringing your shit public. I feel sorry for Philip and am not surprised a slight bit why he wants divorce.

If there is justice in this world, Tricia Walsh-Smith will end up in a tent.