Let’s face it – you can either be a completely lame wedding couple and have the cake 98% of other newlyweds get, or you can go with something bolder, but cooler. How about bride blowing the groom? Isn’t that the best wedding cake idea ever? Look at the picture about and tell me if that doesn’t instantly catch your eye… Of course it does. And you know what else it does – it’ll make people remember. They will have been at dozens of wedding in their lifetime, but they will not remember any wedding cake but yours. That’s because your wedding cake idea stood out like a sore thumb. Have that bride of yours suck your dick not only during wedding night, but also on your wedding cake.
The only better wedding cake idea than a blowjob one would be to have a Zombie Wedding Cake but that’s way too awesome for someone below average. Go with a blowjob.
I like it when producers of Public Service Announcements or any anti something campaigns don’t mess up and make their work bloody and gory to get the point across. This anti breast enhancement video is just like that – it’s bloody graphic to show what plastic surgery is all about.
I know hoards of prudes will complain about it – they always do. Too graphic, too much blood, not safe for kids, blah blah. World needs to realize that life out there is not exactly pretty. There’s shit on the street, shit in the malls, shit in kids noses, shot in your step mom’s vagina. Just because you refuse to admit it, it doesn’t mean it’s not there.
And yea – breast enhancements are gross. They are far uglier than all blood in this video. When I grow up, I’m gonna make a zombie anti breast enhancement video. Wait till you see blood in that shit!
Insert funny Zombie line here – for example: “Run, Zombies are coming!”. Anyway, the city of Austin in Texas woke up to construction signs informing drivers and pedestrians of Zombie infestation in their city, warning them to pack up and run. Nazi Zombies are coming. How awesome is that. Turns out that some hackers hacked into the computer that controls construction signs and changed message displayed into this cool Zombie prank. It didn’t last too long, but nice job anyway, hackers.
I think kids did a good job. It appears that most people from Austin took it that way too, however some were outraged. I think those folk just need to lighten up. And prepare for Zombie attack – you never know when they crawl up on you. Or maybe Austin just has no idea what is going on. Maybe hackers just tried to warn the people of what’s really coming up at them and all they got is mockery. Zombies are real, they’ll eat your brainzzz!
Zombies in Austin video is below
