Janet Jackson was on Larry King‘s show and she was trying to teach the idiot how to dance. You guessed it, Larry King is the clumsiest person on Earth. I came to conclusion that he’s not alive, he’s a zombie. Nobody can copy zombie moves this well, he’s got to be one. And nobody is this clumsy if they’re alive. Secret revealed – Larry King = a zombie.

Janet Jackson was actually pretty nice. I never had a thing for her but she kind of impressed me with her ways of explaining dancing to a zombie. However if you take into account that Janet was on Larry King Live and previously on Good Morning America and she also did Ellen DeGeneres show (her lip-syncing sucked more than Britney Spears’ VMA Award Fiasco) then you know she’s desperate and reached the very bottom of her musical career. Expect to find latest CD release of Janet Jackson in discount bins in Walmart very soon.

When it comes to lameness, hardly anything beats this video. Hollywood folks got all political and shit and some big names of overpaid losers who dropped out of high school, like Jessica Alba and the likes joined together to create the most annoying video of the decade.

Let us all repeatedly chant “Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama” so even those who took this guy somewhat seriously, can now file him under “Joke” for good.

Mr. Barack Obama, running for the president is not the same as running for the king of a high school.

The annoying video above is once again the work of Will.I.Am, this time entitled “We Are One”. If you didn’t know, Will.I.Am aka William James Adams Jr. is from the band Black Eyed Peas. This is his second video in support of Barack Obama, the first one was titled “Yes We Can”.

Don’t forget to keep chanting – “Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama” DUH!!!

Some of the well tailored pick up lines form the video are below. They were mixed with ones in Spanish language I did not understand (is Spanish the official language in the USA?). This video pretends to be about appealing to voters to go out and vote, but it’s hidden agenda is to tell you who to vote for. It’s using well targeted psychological nudges to make you vote for Obama. LOL

We can change the world,

I would like to see a cleaner world for my child that I’m bringing

I think it’s time for change; I want a better future for my children.

I would like our environment to be safe.

This is our America, my America, your America.

Someone to actually make a difference in my generation.

I would like to see us in a world without fear.

Basically, I just want the war to end.

I would like the rest of the world think highly of our amazing country.

The thing that most inspires me about Barack Obama is, that he really is going to be the president of the United States. He’s not gonna be the president of the top 10%, or the president of the most powerful corporations, or the president of the most powerful lobbyists, he’s gonna be our president, he’s gonna speak for us, cause we put him there.

That’s what Barack Obama is about – unity for this country and changing America’s face to the world.

Barack Obama speaks my language.

He stands for not just black people.

I believe in Barack Obama, because he believes in us.

Obama, Obama, Obama, ad nauseum…..

Have any of you seen anything even remotely as annoying as this video?

I’m not a big fan of movies based on comic books and I have mixed feelings about Iron Man but one thing is for sure – Robert Downey Jr. is back, and he’s bigger & better than ever. This new trailer unveils some additional scenes that were not included in the first trailer and there are some attempts at sounding funny and some actually did appear pretty funny. We’ll see what Iron Man’s gonna be all about. The effects should be kic ass.

Crusher is a six wheeled unmanned, nigh unstoppable ground combat vehicle developed by Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) of Pentagon. Crusher is capable of climbing 4 foot walls, it rolls through ditches, goes right through streams of water and pretty much anything that gets in its path.

Most armored vehicles are designed to protect humans inside, in case of Pentagon’s Crusher, there was no such need. That allowed the engineers to develop a vehicle that knows no obstacles.

Crusher has its own computer with navigation system and all it needs is start and end points and it’s gonna get there. Crusher always chooses straight line and only gets off it if the obstacle is more than 6 feet tall or deep. It does have a remote control though so you can operate it from remote location. Several video cameras provide visuals that are so detailed and precise; you can see rabbits that are 2.5 miles away from the vehicle.

Crusher video presentation above demonstrates badass unstoppable abilities of this unmanned vehicle.

Ellen DeGeneres did an over-the-satellite interview with Barack Obama for her show and as we know her, she had to do her silly boogie dance and made presidential candidate boogie dance too. When is she gonna quit that shit? I mean it’s cool that Barack Obama has a sense of humor and feels comfortable in most situations, but it doesn’t matter who she was talking to – who cares about her sloppy booty jig?

Barack didn’t seem impressed but he went with it. He’s a terrible dancer though, or maybe he just couldn’t stand that bich as much as I can’t so he put on his “bored” face mask and swung his arms around. Running for president is not easy nowadays. Lame talk show hosts make you do stupid shit. And I mean it was not Barack Obama who came out looking like an ass out of this. It was the silly goose Ellen DeGeneres.

You’re gonna love this. Huge plain flies right above the beach stumbling in the air, barely misses the hotel and ends up landing in the sea. Pretty awesome video. Happy ending too

Video is work of well know French animator Barzolff.

Rihanna looks like she’s raided Janet Jackson closet, but she looks hot never the less. All this sexy leather BDSM gear that’s wrapped tightly around her breasts and holds her vagina in place makes for undeniable hotness. I might end up liking Rihanna afterall. Nah, music is not for me, but she’s hot. I’d hit it.

Pics are from Rihanna’s show in Ireland yesterday.

Yeah right. Tyra Banks is so full of crap. Last night on America’s Next Top Model, Tyra Banks told the girls that their very first photoshoot would be to portray homeless young women and their struggle. In her utter bullshitness, Tyra said this was an issue that’s really close to her heart, because a year ago she volunteered to be homeless for a day as part of Tyra Bank’s Show.

What a bunch of crap. She calls this a personal issue? She only played homeless for a day for her own self promotion and promotion of her little show. She’s even using America’s Next Top Model show to promote Tyra Bank’s show and herself. She’s so self focused it’s ridiculous. Wait for what will come next. I betcha every other photoshoot will be “close to her heart”. She’s full of shit!

Video above is of Tyra telling the girls crap about how she knows what it’s like to be homeless and the pics below are from the homeless shoot itself.

Pic of Tyra Banks Homeless

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The hairdo is puke-worthy, but let’s not get there for now. Amanda Overmyer is one of American Idol Contestants and she’s totally awesome. Her cool history is questionable to say the least… let’s just say she knows what jails look like from inside the cell. But it wasn’t too bad, only 6 hours for DUI. Her blood test came back with wonderful figures – 0.108… legal limit is 0.08!

Traffic offenses seem to be the weakness of Amanda Overmyer. Aside from drinking and driving she also managed to drive her car at 100mph in a 45mph zone and running a red. And people wander where “female drivers” mockery jokes came from.

Do you remember the Moment of Truth Blonde from yesterday, who admitted in front of millions of people and her husband that she was cheating on his and would like to be married to somebody else? Her name is Lauren Cleri and she only went to do that for the money and potential new job offers. She went live on TV to admit she was a slut and ended up with $0 because she’s not a good person, contrary to what she thinks of herself.

Howard Schultz, the producer of Moment of Truth talked to disappointed Lauren Cleri after the show, after she’d lost the money and she told to him that she wanted out of her marriage. But apparently this was not the primary reason why she went on the show. The lie detector found her telling the truth sixteen times, but she was lying about being a good person.

Well, since she didn’t win any money, maybe she’ll at least get job offers out of this all. Slutty blonds who sleep around are always sought for by MILF porn producers. She could do well. I wouldn’t be surprised if some adult studios actually contacted her. Expect Lauren Cleri sex tape pretty soon.

Lauren’s husband Frank Cleri was present while she admitted she cheated on him. He’s a cop in New York and he suspected there could be something going on with his wife behind his back, but he didn’t think it would come to light in front of entire nation. The future of their marriage is uncertain.