Just brief cloff notes on what preceded this angry speech of Shaniqua Tompkins – ex girlfriend of rapper 50 Cent:

Yesterday – 50 Cent and Shaniqua Tompkins got into fight – again.
4am Today – Shaniqua Tompkins claims she heard someone enter the house in Dix Hills, New York
5am Today – the house owned by 50 Cent that was occupied by Shaniqua, an 11 year old boy Marquise she had with 50 Cent and four other people burned down
Later Today – Shaniqua Tompkins told the media that she believes it was 50 Cent who put the house on fire and claimed that he wanted her and their son killed.

50 Cent is currently in Louisiana on a set of a movie. His relationship with Shaniqua has been very rocky as of late and he wanted her evicted from the house she lived in. Shaniqua doesn’t want to leave and got the lawyer involved in the case. Los of screaming and hate going n among the two and it got to a point that the house – the main reason for latest fights between the two – burned down. The authorities are investigating into the cause of fire and arson charges are possible.

Shaniqua Tompkins says in the TMZ video above that 50 Cent is obsessed. LOL, pull your head out of your gut, girl… You’re a gold fucking digger and you’re pissed. I don’t like 50 cent, but I can sense a gold digger by leagues. You got that shit written all over your ugly face, bitch. Get a life.

50 Cent issued a statement to TMZ in which he calls the allegations that he could be the cause of fire “outrageous and offensive”.

Wow, I had no idea Keira Knightley could sing this well. The make up is horrendous, but I guess you got to go with it if you want to portray the mood of World War II era. I expected all sorts of awful singing but not only was I terribly wrong, Keira Knightley is in fact a great singer and I’m still in awe.

This is the video clip from upcoming movie The Edge of Love where Keira plays character named Vera Philips, who’s the lover of Welsh poet named Dylan Thomas. The script for the movie was written by Keira’s mom Sharman Macdonald and is scheduled to hit the movie theater near you on June, 28 this year. The movie also stars Sienna Miller and Cillian Murphy.

The song in the video clip is titled “Blue Tahitian Moon” and Keira admitted she was terrified of the movie because she can’t sing. I’m not exactly sure what the heck she’s blabbering about, because I find her singing phenomenal. The singing is live – no lip syncing or other tricks. Keira Knightley used services of singing teacher to help her tweak the voice and gain confidence and I have to say it once more – it was well worth it.

One of the almost most successful gold diggers of all time failed at her cock sucking. Sarah Larson who’s been seen along side George Clooney for over a year and got to live the life of the elite and see the world with him is no longer his girlfriend. The break up was confirmed by a “source” close to George Clooney – whatever that means. One way or another, Sarah Larson failed and is now headed back to work as a waiter from whence she came.

Stupid whore has been with the man for such a long time and didn’t get herself knocked up? What is she stupid or something? She was so close to her cream and fucked it all up. This is the fundamental lesson in gold digging. Once you get lucky enough to get hooked up with an A List celebrity, you work your ass off to get knocked up. Because you are replaceable. There will always be someone hotter who gives better blowjob than you. Collect that cum in your mouth, pretend you go to wash your teeth, spit it in your hand and shove it up your pussy. How difficult is that? Had Sarah Larson done that, she’d have been set for life. Now she’s a has been who’s not gonne get a second chance. Here’s one for you, Sarah – FAIL!

This is the most skin Elisha Cuthbert has shown yet. There are no pics of this Canadian hottie exposing her naughty bits I would know of, but she took all clothes off and did naked photoshoot for May issue of Maxim. Too bad she was too shy to show us the goods and covered them up with less interesting body parts. The sideboob pic above is so far the most exposed boob shot of Elisha Cuthbert there is. The naked pic is below, but you can’t see a damn thing. Besides, this is the most overdone shot in history of photoshoots. Unless we take into account some incredibly cliched pics, such as the recreation of American Beauty picture where as a naked chick lies on white floor covered with flower petals. Yuck, this has only been hot when first 500 000 of those pics were done.

Source: Maxim

Miley Cyrus sex tape will hit the net soon. I swear it will. This ho can’t wait to put her pussy all over the net. It’s coming just like every pedophile who jerks over her tease pics she loves posting so much.

In her undeniable desire to look admirable and be sexy like her grown up counterparts, child star Miley Cyrus once again posted pics in which she tries so hard to look hot. She pretends she’s taking off her top with her teeth to reveal that torso, but not too much cause she’s still underage. I have no doubt the sex tape is coming very soon, I just don’t know whether she’s gonna go to jail first, or to rehab or what else is going to come first. The bitch has lost it. Something big this way comes very soon… Mark my words.

50 year old Madonna still has the boobs to die for and is not ashamed to show them. She went to several movie premieres at Cannes film festival yesterday wearing a see through top and no bra. Actually, if I take a closer look she’s wearing some sort of under boob bra that just keeps them tits plumped up. I guess 50 years does take it toll one way or another and they’re starting to sag. Nipples are hot though. They peak at you quietly through the sheerness of her dress.

Looking good too. Madonna has always been hot, but if a woman turns 50 and still kicks ass, then we have some serious hottie to talk about. Not that there’s anything wrong with MILFs…

Images: Splash

Dear Jesus, what pathetic joke this is. I mean it. Scarlett Johansson should be banned from singing for eternity. This is the first time I’ve heard her sing and I don’t recall last time I’ve heard anyone suck so bad as a singer. She should stick with acting and forever forget about singing.

Falling Down is Scarlett’s latest music video and I don’t know what the producers and co musicians were singing. If you can play an instrument, you obviously understand music samewhat. They must have suffered during rehearsals and recording, but just squeezed their tight assholes and put up with it, because it’s the infamous Scarlett Johansson that’s singing. And as it goes with ass kissers, they’re just following her around and nobody has the guts to tell her that she can’t sing worth shit. OMG though.

It’s only good she still looks half decent, cause she sucks donkies as a singer.

US Presidential candidate John McCain was on Ellen DeGeneres‘ show and Ellen was asking him questions about gay marriages. As you may know, Ellen is a lesbian who’s been in a long term gay relationship with her girlfriend Portia de Rossi. The show will air today, but was prerecorded yesterday.

You can tell John McCain is a well rounded chap who can talk on any topic, even if he disagrees with the interviewer in a peaceful, calm voice. I seriously admire this guy. I’m not an American and will not be participating in US elections 2008, but I can’t imagine either of the monkeys (Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton) being this sophisticated and mature about the topic they disagree with. Frankly, I don’t have a favorite candidate, but John McCain at least has some charisma. Which saved the video anyway, cause Ellen DeGeneres is a complete fucktard.

The host obviously had some very pokey lines handy (she can thank ceassation of writer’s strike for that) but John McCain always responded with such awesomeness it was fascinating. Not even that stupid dumbass could surprise him. Watch the video below to see what they were talking about and how lame Ellen is. And whoever you root for, go and vote for him/her.

This bitch is useless. Tila Tequila joined forces with rapper Hot Rod (had ties with 50 Cent and G Unit) to produce the crappiest song you have ever heard. There should be capital punishment for everyone who produces piece of shit music like this. I’m ashamed to be part of the same human race that creates this type of awful music. Damn, somebody put a stop to that crap already!

So of course since your music sucks, the trick is to deploy some form of offensive lyrics to the mix in order to get attention, cause that’s all you have if you otherwise totally suck. So Hot Rod invited that whore Tila Tequila and equally useless B. Dozier to rap bullshit into the crappy tune. They gave it a name – “I Like To Fuck”.

While B. Dozier raps about nothing, Tila Tequila sings “I Like To Fuck and Suck Cock until I Hurl and Want To Fuck Everybody in the World“. Sweetie, nobody wants to fuck with you. As a matter of fact, I’d hurl on your gross fake boobs for they are so disgusting they induce vomiting on sight. Get a clue, stupid bitch. You’re as useless as Ashlee Simpson’s microphone.

Hot Rod featuring Tila Tequila and B. Dozier in I Like To Fuck video below. Make sure you have your vomit bags at the ready. It’s seriously crappy.

Is today an international douchebag day? It must be, cause a couple of international douchbags got married to everybody’s surprise. Jessica Alba gave up and married her long time boyfriend Cash Warren today. I seriously don’t find Jessica Alba interesting in any way, shape or form… especially now that she’s pregnant and looking all super gross, but OK. If you’re gonna get married in a spur of a moment, I’m all for the mayhem.

It started with this useless ho Jessica Alba dumping her boyfriend of a very long time – Cash Warren. Shortly after the news of the ho being pregnant hit the waves and she’s been carrying that fetus in her uterus all by her onsey and eventually gave up to grief and mind torture, grabbed Cash Warren by his left nut, dragged him to the Beverly Hills City Hall and said – I fucking DO! There was nobody there but the douche pair themselves. Oh the awesomeness.

I don’t know. Jessica Alba has never been hot and now that she’s knocked up and married, she’s just joined the long line of average MILFs. Nothing special, I’d still finger her brown eye. Not the pussy anymore. Someone sprayed his semen in there and knocked her up. that;s just fucking gross, man.