This is the video everybody wanted to see – Sarah Palin is interviewed on a turkey farm while show off guy in the background is slaughtering turkeys. The blood is flowing and the guy is just staring at the camera as giant turkeys are being butchered. And Sarah Palin just talks and talks in the same exciting way she always does. Smile on her face is a given.

The interview was conducted by a local reporter from KTUU-TV in Wasilla, Alaska. Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey for Thanksgiving but Triple D Farms worker obviously enjoyed promenading himself within camera’s point of view slaughtering one turkey after another by putting them head first into a grinder. The moron continuously stared at the camera like he was a fucking star of the show.

Paparazzi got a million dollar shot capturing the pics of Prince William’s naked penis as he was pissing in the field during a polo game. I don’t know what one would expect from a pic of a penis – it kind of looks like a penis to me, but fact be told – it’s a royal penis. That one penis that belongs to future king of Britain. Or as Brits would say – that’s Willy’s willy…

I’m not posting no pics of Prince William Naked Penis on here. But if you’re a fan of watersports or just like seeing pics of penises, the uncensored version of heir’s to the British throne’s piss gushing, uncircumcised penis can be found on the link below (it’s NSFW):

Prince William Penis Pics – Pissing and Uncircumcised

This is the video of that tool bag female astronaut Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper who lost the tool bag worth $100,000 in space.

Video actually shows gross negligence on behalf of astronaut Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper who let go of the tool bag, likely thinking that it will float right next to her, but the tool bg decided to float away while the dumb bag astronaut watched it go away for good.

According to NASA, any debris floating up in space can reach the speed of 22,000 miles per hour. Any particle flying at that speed can cause severe damage to a craft controlled by people. NASA actually reports that had to replace 80 windows on their space crafts that got damaged as result of collision with small objects, such as a drop of paint that fell off during careless painting by another astronaut.

Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper was spacewalking with her tool bag in effort to clean and lube up a joint on a solar panel outside the international space station. She said her grease gun exploded on her which is why her clumsy hands let the tool bag with all her tools float off. Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper is part of seven member crew on Endeavour. Another crew member – Stephen Bowen provided his tools so the greasing effort was accomplished.

This is pretty crazy. Young Mexican featherweight boxer Daniel Aguillón was fighting a match against Alejandro Sanabria, also from Mexico on October 15, 2008 in Polanco, Mexico. In 12th round, 40 seconds before the end of the super featherweight bout for the Central American title, Alejandro Sanabria knocked out Daniel Aguillón with a brutal punch to the jaw and Daniel fell on the ring floor unconscious. Medics took him to the hospital, but after 5 days in a coma, Daniel Aguillón was pronounced dead. He was 24 year old

During his professional boxing career, Daniel Aguillón went through several matches and his score was 16-4-2. Nine of sixteen won matches were won by knock out. I like watching boxing (or any martial art for that matter) but don’t consider myself an expert. I don’t however think boxers consider dying in the ring any form of great way of passing. I think it’s terrible for any boxer to die as direct result of a boxing fight. If I was to guess, I’d think boxers would want to put on a few years of boxing, make themselves some money and retire early on before there’s any bad damage done to their brain and hopefully their accomplishments would have left the legacy so their name is forever connected with boxing.

The video of the knock out that killed Daniel Aguillón is below. 24 year old is too young to go. Daniel didn’t have a chance to make a big name for himself in boxing, but let’s hope boxing world will not forget him. I wouldn’t be surprised if Alejandro Sanabria – a guy who delivered the punch that killed Daniel Aguillón called it quits and left the ring for good. I don’t know how I would deal with death of a fellow sportsman.

It’s official – Karolina Kurkova has NO belly button. That’s one complete belly button FAIL. Karolina Kurkova is a popular Victoria’s Secret model and VS reps admitted that she’s got no belly button so their digital artists fix up her skin and give her something that resembles belly button. FAIL!

That’s more FAIL at one spot than I can handle. Isn’t Victoria’s Secret a lot about lingerie and shit – aka stuff that requires models to show their navel? Are Victoria’s Secret people so short of models they must use a model without belly button and hire photoshop artists to make her have one. Isn’t there a plethora of beautiful women out there who have complete bodies suitable for bikini modeling without the need for digital belly button? Why Karolina Kurkova? What’s so special about her? I mean I’d stick my horny finger in her pie hole any day, but there are so many “complete” models out there who not only look hotter than Karolina Kurkova, they also have… well – a fucking belly button. Karolina Kurkova has got none and I only hope her pussy is not sealed the same way either. That would suck. Guy can always fuck her in the ass, but damn… piece of shin where you expect a cavity? Victoria’s Secret – why?

Pic below is priceless. Other Victoria’s Secret model is actually staring at Karolina Kurkova’s Belly Button and has no fucking idea what the heck that shit’s all about. Photoshoppers did some pathetic job fixing it so to a regular masturbating manwhore like me it’d look normal upon first glance, but it’s not. How awesome – Karolina Kurkova Belly Button FAIL!

Plus if you look at the pic on top – Karolina Kurkova has got no labia either. There’s just a gross overused camel toe. No labia. That woman is a big FAIL. I’d still finger that shit.

Shit like that really pisses me off. Why did I not have a teacher like Victoria Ann Chacon. This 27 year old cougar bought a cell phone, gave it to some minor kid and started sending him topless pics of herself. Moronic kid must not have got the memo. If I had a MILF teacher sending me naked pics of herself to a cell phone she bought for me, I’d reply with an sms message with directions to a closest dumpster so I can get my first anal sex experience. Victoria Ann Chacon – that name itself gives me an itch. Fucking annoying shit – why teachers like that never taught at schools I’ve attended?

Victoria Ann Chacon, a teacher of the Somerset Independent School District was charged with distributing harmful material to a minor and was dismissed. The moronic kid to whom she was sending topless pics was not her student. Still moronic.

Victoria Ann Chacon allegedly met the 14 year old San Antonio boy at the church (I should start attending church masses if that’s where all horny cougars who want to fuck go).

People’s magazine has published their annual Sexiest Man Alive list for 2008 and I really don’t know what the fuck they’re smoking. According to People’s, the sexiest man alive is Hugh Jackman Australian actor best known as Logan/Wolverine from X-Men trilogy. And while yes – he’s done a great job on Logan, and as Gabriel Van Helsing in that other movie he stared in – the sexiest man alive? But then again, what do I know about men and sexy… If it doesn’t have vagina, it’s not sexy to me. Actually, that’s not quite true, Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel is fuckable even to a deviated straight male with no morals

Speaking of vaginas – why exactly is Zach Effron on People’s Sexiest Man Alive list? I’m sure that guy has a vagina. He must have more make-up in his purse than any chick in a whorehouse.

By being voted People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2008, Hugh Jackman has joined the ranks of Matt Damon, Brad Pitt or George Clooney (the latter two had been voted People’s Sexiest Man Alive twice).

Pictured above is a fine young man from Shanghai by the name of Chen Jun. Chen Jun admitted to killing Canadian model Diana O’Brien by repeatedly stabbing her after she caught him trying to steal her laptop. Chen Jun, who’s a migrant worker from eastern China’s Anhui Province is now facing a death sentence in China.

22 year old Diana O’Brien thought her vagina was worth crap loads of money and left for Shanghai. After two weeks of realizing her vagina wasn’t worth all that much she started planning to come back home to Salt Spring Island, British Columbia, Canada. On July 7, 2008 – a month before the Olympic Games in China, Diana O’Brien was found in a pool of her own blood.

18 year old Chen Jun had a trial yesterday and admitted that he walked into the apartment where Diana O’Brien lived because he saw the door open. Diana O’Brien caught him stealing her notebook, Chen Jun pulled out the knife. She ran to the stairwell, he ran after her. She was clumsy and couldn’t run, he was young and athletic so he caught her. And started stabbing her like there was no tomorrow.

The body of Diana O’Brien was discovered by the janitor the following morning. She was already modeling in heaven. Shanghai police had video surveillance footage that lead them to Chen Jun who was arrested 4 days after the murder. Chen claimed he’d lost the job and needed money to get back home. He went to the choker instead. The final verdict is yet to be delivered, but according to Chinese laws, Chen Jun could be facing capital punishment.

Chen Jun Photo by Associated Press

Mamma.com is a search engine that’s simply not making it (an impossible game nowadays). Mark Cuban is a multi-billionaire that’s simply making it. Mark owns Dallas maverick NBA team, an HDTV cable network, HDNet and few other successful ventures that push his worth to nine digits. Today however, Mark Cuban was charged with insider trading by the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) in connection with sales of Mamma.com shares. This is how it went down:

Mark Cuban purchased the stock of Mamma.com – a search engine that appeared to have potential but this game is firmly dominated by Google, Yahoo and MSN. Everyone else is simply out of on-line search game. Mamma.com, despite what seemed as potential, didn’t make it anywhere. The traffic to Mamma.com dropped 66% within a span of last year which clearly showed that the website is a big loss. Mark Cuban first purchased Mamma.com stocks because he thought it was gonna be the next big thing and with low overhead it had, the purchase seemed solid. Now it appears as though Mark Cuban has used his insider information and got rid of Mamma.com stock just before it dropped avoiding approximately $250k in losses he’d have to incur had he not have the insider information.

This is what Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) refers to as Insider trading and this is what Mark Cuban is charged with. Mark Cuban allegedly sold his 600,000 shares after he learned that Mamma.com was going to offer new stock for sale. This offer would dilute the value of shares he owned so he liquidated them, committing insider trading crime.

This is Whitney Houston? Really? Shouldn’t she have denture falling out of her mouth and labia hanging over her underwear? That can’t be her!

The picture above is supposed to be the cover for Whitney Houston’s new album titled Undefeated. I’m not entirely sure what it is I’m missing here, but Whitney either hired an insane team of photoshop artists or she’s just returned from the deep forests of far east where she’d spent time with tribe secret monks who know the secret to eternal youth.

That would also explain the title – “Undefeated”. She’s gain some supernatural powers out in that wilderness. There’s probably a giant “cougar” hiding behind her heel. Run, Whitney Houston’ll get you…