Girl in the picture above is Jaycee Lee Dugard. She looks nothing like that today. The picture is from 1991. Jaycee Lee Dugard was only 11 year old back then when one day someone grabbed at her as she was waiting for a school bus and kidnapped her. She was missing for 18 years. Having a kidnapped girl found after 18 years sounds like an unreal story, but this is no fiction – after 18 years of captivity, Jaycee Lee Dugard was found still alive and doing well.

Jaycee Lee Dugard was kidnapped by a registered sex offender and known rapist Philip Garrido. He was on lifetime parole which is kind of odd, given that he held a captive in his backyard for 18 years, raping her and fathering 2 kids with her, yet parole officers suspected nothing. What kind of paroling is this if known sex offender can easily kidnap a girl and keep her captive for 18 years in his own backyard? They might as well have made Philip Garrido a janitor in an elementary school. Law enforcement sometimes astounds me.

Nancy Garrido, 54 year old wife of 58 year old Phillip Garrido was also arrested on suspicion that she was with her husband (or aiding him) during the kidnapping of Jaycee Lee Dugard in South Lake Tahoe. Their mugshots are in the picture gallery below. The couple was described as “nice and friendly” by their neighbor, 78 year old Helen Boyer of Antioch who also had no idea that right next to her house there was a little girl kept captive and raped on regular basis by the neighbor who seemed like the nicest guy. They are always the nice guys.

The case of Jaycee Lee Dugard kidnapping was put to an end by a vigilant police officer who noticed Phillip Garrido at the campus of the University of California, Berkeley. The officer approached the man and questioned him. After brief background check, it became apparent that this was a parolee so the officer proceeded to contact his parole officer and inform him of happenings.

Phillip Garrido was ordered to show up for a parole meeting and behold – he showed up with his wife and also brought along Jaycee Lee Dugard and two kids she spawned after he sprayed his load of semen into her 14 year old vagina.

Phillip Garrido is facing charges for rape by force, lewd and lascivious acts with a minor and kidnapping a person under 14 years of age with intent to rape. Jaycee Lee Dugard retains custody over her children. Not sure what her intent is since the father of her kids is a rapist who kidnapped her and held her prisoner for 18 years against her will. Must be cool to be out in a world she may not recognize anymore. Her kids have never gone to school and the police don’t know yet whether Phillip Garrido raped them too.

Gallery of Jaycee Lee Dugard pictures before kidnapping as well as mugshots of awesome samples of human beings – Nancy and Phillip Garrido is below:

Former tennis star Martina Navratilova has eventually come public with her new partner in pussy – Julia Lemigova. Martina Navratilova appeared on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! last year and mentioned she had a new, drop dead gorgeous girlfriend but there were no other hints who exactly she’s rubbing vaginas with. The secret is no longer the secret. Julia Lemigova is a combined peen sucker as well as clit licker (aka bisexual) and a former bewuty queen who represented Soviet Russia on Miss Universe in 1991 in London. Martina Navratilova is 52 year old already, her new girlfriend Julia Lemigova is 36. Julia is the one with big, saggy tits.

The pictures of Julia Lemigova and Martina Navratilova are from St Tropez in South France where the couple went on a little sexy trip together. It was the first time Martina went public with her new girlfriend so it turned into a big deal. French media speculate that the clit lickers may be engaged to each other, judging by the fact that both were wearing rings on their left hands when photographed in France.

Julia Lemigova was Soviet Russia’s last Miss as after 1991 the Soviet Union collapsed and was no more. Aside from being a Miss Universe pageant contestant, Julia Lemigova is a successful entrepreneur. She’s lived in Paris, France since the 90′s where she owns a beauty spa called the Joiya and a cosmetics company White Russia. She turned rich after she pulled a successful gold digging move and got engaged with peen sucking sessions with big time French banker Edouard Stern. The name of Julia Lemigova didn’t mean much to anyone until 2005 when her affair with Edouard Stern surfaced following his murder by his mistress Cécile Brossard during a BDSM session. Edouard Stern was found shot dead, bondaged up and wearing latex outfit. Julia Lemigova is still reaping benefits of correct gold-digging move from back then.

Julia Lemigova had her path crossed by Cécile Brossard before the death of Edouard Stern. The beginnings of her gold digging with this French banker date back to 1997. She was doing everything right, sucked on that banker’s dick and when the chance came, she had his sperm collected inside her vagina and spawned a kid in 1999. Maximilien only lived to be 5 months old. He was found dead in March of 2000 and autopsy report says he died of internal injuries. Julia Lemigova believed he was killed by the nanny she hired shortly before his death. The nanny, who was from Bulgaria disappeared after Maximilien’s death and has not been heard from since.

The case of Maximilien’s death was closed in 2002 for lack of evidence, but took a strange turn in 2004 when Julia Lemigova got a phone call from Cécile Brossard who told her she knew the truth regarding her son. Cécile was probably just pissed that Julia was doing better as gold digger than her who also sucked on banker’s dick but never got to spawn his kid and collect heavy paycheck.

So that’s the woman who swapped one billionaire dick for one celebrity clit. She knows how to keep the gold digging money flowing through. Bloody Russians. Martina Navratilova is now going though legal crap with her ex girlfriend who wants some checks for sucking on the tennis clit as well. It’s all about the money.

Remember when the first video of what is allegedly Michael Jackson alive leaked after news of his death flooded the net? It got many people wonder and whatever is going on in that video, it surely looked as though Michael Jackson may have been alive there. Now there is another video to allegedly prove that Michael Jackson is alive. This new video is laughable, though – however it’s become a bigger hit than the first one with the helicopter.

In this new video, a coroner’s truck is recorded pulling in inside some underground garage, when a person wearing white shirt and black pants with dark, shoulder length hair jumps out of it and walks in. This must be Michael Jackson right? He must be still alive, then. Yeah… well! Let’s take a look at this BS closely.

First of all, if Michael Jackson really wanted to fake his death and pull a trick of dying at us, he would want to make sure he’s not easily discovered. I mean – there’s a person pretending to be an incognito paparazzi agent with a video camera hiding behind the chicken wire. I’m sure that if death of Michael Jackson was staged, he and his people would never let a random person with a video camera by whom they passed with a car stand there and videotape their arrival with Michael jumping out of the car like that.

Secondly – this video is like all UFO video – awful quality, grainy, only showing a glimpse of a person and is basing the assumption that it’s Michael Jackson on the fact that a person seen there wears white top and dark pants, and has hair similar to that of Michael Jackson. While the original “Michael Jackson is Still Alive” video was kind of insane in the way it showed king of pop sit up, this one seem like a complete fail. But then again – you can never know in this day and age. One country managed to stage landing on the moon and so many people still believe it happened. Faking Michael Jackson’s death seems like an easy task.

Brits know how to deliver a message. Even though they took the idea of extremely graphic Public Service Announcements (PSA) from Canada, cause Ontario was the first to start with it when they have released their little pieces on workplace safety. The Texting While Driving Video segment is part of a 30 minute movie produced by the British government the purpose of which is to deter drivers from texting while driving. Nice of them – in Europe they actually have the laws making texting while driving illegal. This law has been there for at least 7 years, which is when I last spent some time in Europe. We still don’t have that here in North American. Maybe some jurisdictions (some provinces in Canada or some states in the US) do have texting while driving laws in place already, but as a general rule it is still not illegal.

I don’t understand how is texting while driving still illegal. I also don’t understand how it’s not illegal for females to drive but that’s a whole new topic. Seeing how each day my life gets put in danger by some stupid ho in a Cavalier texting her gay boyfriend to put his nasty dick in her ass makes me question what our government is waiting for. All of the three should be outlawed – female drivers, females spreading vaginas for wankers, texting while driving. Problem solved, public safety significantly increased. Isn’t that the purpose of most laws? Let’s protect general public and remove dangers from our streets. Well, maybe chicks sleeping with all the wrong guys is not a danger to public safety, but wouldn’t that make for a nice law?

BTW, if you haven’t seen any of the awesome Canadian workplace safety PSAs, check out this one video below:

Miss Kosovo 2009 Gona Dragusha was the hottest contestant at last night’s Miss Universe 2009 but didn’t get the title. Beauty pageants hardly every crown the hottest, most awesome girl and 2009′s rendition of Miss Universe was no different. Gona Dragusha still did pretty good and ended up being the second runner-up, however the international pool of beauty experts agree with me – the real Miss Universe is Miss Kosovo, Gona Dragusha. None other.

There’s something fishy about Venezuela. Aside from being the most dangerous and lawless country in the world (warning, extremely graphic – only in Venezuela!), they are also the only country to win Miss Universe pageant twice in a row. This is the sixth time Miss Venezuela took off with crown of Miss Universe. And Stefania Fernandez really has nothing on Gona Dragusha. But then again, Miss Universe is owned and controlled by mighty Donuld Trump himself who’s known for having an awful taste in women. I wonder why he favors Venezuela so much…

The Miss Universe pageant took place last night at the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas. Miss Venezuela Stefania Fernandez was chosen as the winner out of 83 contestants. Miss Dominican Republic – Ada Aimee de la Cruz ended up being the first runner up and Miss Kosovo Gona Dragusha was the second runner up. Miss Australia Rachael Finch finished fourth and Miss Puerto Rico Mayra Matos Perez got the spot #5.

Famous rapper Snoop Dogg was on the anniversary edition of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and was totally awesome. I liked the cool he kept and how he was respectful and calm throughout his moment. He didn’t do none of that lame bro shit, yo! which is really bad ass, cause Patricia Heaton, who was on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire before completely sucked. Snoop Dogg, even though he didn’t know the answer to a question about the movie Watchmen, he still ended up coming as a winner both by making right choices and by the way he presented himself. Utmost kudos and respect to the Dogg. His t-shirt rocked too.

That’s awesome. Former “person of interest” turned “Jasmine Fiore Murder Suspect” Ryan Jenkins fled back to his homeland of Canada to roam in my neighborhood. The “Megan Wants a Millionaire” reality TV star Ryan Jenkins must have ate some of that silicone from his dead wife’s tits to think that escaping to Canada will save him from being turned over to the Orange Country police. N00b. If he wanted to flee, he should have bolted for Mexico and then to Venezuela or another lawless country. Where is he gonna hide here in Canada. Unless Sasquatch himself shelters him inside a Tunnel Mountain in the Rockies, he’s not gonna be on the loose for too long. But then again, he never showed much smart. Afterall, he married Jasmine Fiore.

Orange County District Attorney confirmed that Reality TV star Ryan Jenkins is wanted for murder of Jasmine Fiore and warrant has been issued for his arrest. Tom Monson, Chief of Police from the Buena Park Police Department said they were gonna hunt Ryan Jenkins down in a “vigorous pursuit of justice” – lol. When a cop gets all poetic and poop, it gives me shizzles.

The police also revealed further details regarding murder of Jasmine Fiore – Ryan Jenkins allegedly also busted her teeth out and chopped off her finger. The motive of murder is unknown. It has also not been specified whether Ryan Jenkins is being charged with first degree or second degree murder.

Given Ryan Jenkins’ reality TV career – I keep wondering how he got on the show and how he stayed there? I thought Megan wanted to score herself a millionaire, but not a married millionaire. Ryan Jenkins was married to Jasmine Fiore. I also don’t get how he didn’t realize he would be the primary suspect in his wife’s murder case. Being a millionaire, he could have paid a hitman to take her down. Or just give a couple hundred bucks to some El Salvadorian gang members to rape her and slice her up and that would be it. He’d have solid alibis by being a guest of honor at a resort in Ibiza, the life would go on nice and sweet. Megan Wants a Millionaire TV show would not get any negative PR and there would be more interesting story to write.

I’m also surprise the homeless man who discovered the dead body of Jasmine Fiore in a Buena Park dumpster did not try to take her tits. Isn’t silicone recyclable? He could have made himself a couple of bucks. That’s what he was looking to get by going through garbage anyway – something to recycle. BTW, according to Alberta Justice, Ryan Jenkins was sentenced to 15 months of probation for assault in January 2007. Background checkers from Megan Wants a Millionaire definitely slacked out when they’ve let this star on their reality TV.

Next time you go to see a Philadelphia Eagles game (lol, who in their right state of mind would want to go to see a football game?), don’t be surprised if you see a dog wearing an official Michael Vick Dog Jersey. As it turns out, the NFL Shop sells customizable dog jerseys that you can have labeled with name and number of your “favorite” football player. As we all know, everyone’s favorite football player is Michael Vick. He’s a good kid, right? Michael Vick would never hurt a fly, never mind a dog.

If you head over to NFLShop.com by clicking on that link, you’ll be able to customize your own dog jersey and own this memorable piece of NFL history along with name of Michael Vick and #7 on it. Dress your pooch up in it and take him/her to a game. I’m sure ladies will be all over you. You can even save up if you order more than one Michael Vick Dog Jersey from said NFL Shop. Up to 20% savings if you buy 4 or more items. Wow!

I have the feeling that NFL Shop’s gonna experience increased sales of previously unknown proportions. Who wouldn’t want to dress up their dog in official NHL Michael Mick Dog Jersey? Four different sizes are available. Funny thing is – any attempts to customize your jersey with “Ron Mexico” or just “Mexico” fail. You can’t dress up your dog in a Ron Mexico jersey, but it’s OK to buy a Michael Vick one. Go figure.

Trophy wives are basically successful gold diggers. Though being a baseball player isn’t particularly a win so in case of Texas Rangers pitcher Kris Benson it’s hard to tell who’s actually scored. Anna Benson was voted the hottest baseball wife of 2009. Heidi DeRosa, who won the hottest baseball wife of 2008 and is the wife of St. Louis Cardinals infielder Mark DeRosa finished 4th, proceeded by Karen Burnett, wife of New York Yankees pitcher A.J. Burnett and Lisa Dergan, wife of Chicago White Sox outfielder Scott Podsednik.

Anna Benson has posed her naughty bits for several men’s magazines, including FHM (pic below), Playboy and Maxim but enough talk, let’s move on to gallery of pics with what baseball players like Kris Benson come home to after a game:

This is way too hilarious. Some funny Jew and an Obama Ass Kisser in one (tragic combination) was pouring his guts out on camera talking some mindless shit about how soldiers are taken care of in Israel and how they get top notch health care when Pamela Pilger shouted “Heil Hitler” out loud off camera. Jew Obama Worshipper got all pissy and yelled “Shame of you” at Pamela Pilger. Funniest scene I’ve seen since Breathalyzer Test Fail Video.

“You telling me, to a Jew, Heil Hitler? Shame of you!” That guy needs a role in a movie. He makes for a good drama queen. Otherwise makes no damn sense whatsoever. But funny as queef during anal sex. Video is below (shame of you):