Hellz yeah! Go Canada! Canadian fans are like an extra player that Canadian sport teams get. We are the pride and the driving force behind this great country. Vancouver 2010 for the win. And if you think Curling is a boring game, just look at the pic of Crazy Canadian Curling Fans to see how much we rock and love our country. We cheer for our boys and girls no matter what. We are team Canada. Highest medal count or not, we always come out on top.

And while speaking of awesome Canadian Curling Fans, let’s take our national pride a whole step further and watch the video by a Canadian rapped called Classified. From the Greatest of Lakes, to the greenest of greens, to the Rockiest mountains, and everything in between… “Georges St. Pierre, right here is where he calls home” – that’s Canadian pride right there. Oh Canada!

Shamu, beautiful Killer Whale named Tilikum that was withdrawn from its natural habitat and imprisoned for entertainment of fat, disgusting humans with obnoxious kids at Sea World in Orlando, Florida has attacked a trainer before. The video below shows Shamu Attack during one of the exercises but that time the trainer got off easy. This wasn’t the case of February 24, 2010. On that day, Orca trainer Dawn Brancheau did not see that Shamu was not having it today and kept getting in its way. Frustrated after years of abuse, Shamu snapped and killed the trainer. Now, if only all other animals enslaved for entertainment of fat, disgusting humans with obnoxious kids snapped and went on a killing rampage, perhaps then we would realize that they are living creatures that wish to be left alone.

Shamu: 1
Trainer: 0

SeaWorld in Orlando, Florida has temporarily suspended the killer whale show until the Shamu situation is resolved. An article in Orlando Sentinel explains that said trainer, who’s a Sea World old-schooler was telling the audience what they were about to see and what the performance involved. When she was done talking, Shamu jumped out of the pool and owned the woman trainer. Witnesses reports state that Shamu grabbed Dawn Brancheau by the waste and thrashed her around like a ragdoll.

Tilikum: 1
Dawn Brancheau: 0

Does anyone wonder why this happened? How about if we take a look again at the name given to these beautiful animals: Killer Whale! No way, is “killer” really in the name? Could it be that there is a reason for that? Regardless – whether Orcas are notorious killers or not, they have no business being imprisoned in confined spaces outside of their natural habitat being mistreated and abused by some trainers at the Sea World. That’s just not right and it only serves trainer well that she was owned. Killer Whales are carnivores. They eat meat. A trainer is nothing more than a greasy chunk of meat surrounding shaven vagina. Shamu only did what comes natural to it – ate the vagina.

Saddest part is – the idiots at Orlando Sea World are going to take Shamu down. They’re gonna declare it unsafe and kill it. Well, duh! Killer Whale unsafe? Who would have thought? How about you release Shamu to its natural environment and spare it from abuse. It’s had more than enough of you, people. Save Shamu. Kill a trainer!

Maximum Exposure video showing previous Shamu attack is below. Guess they didn’t learn:

Photo above shows Dawn Brancheau – the actual trainer who was killed by Shamu the Killer Shale. Photo taken by Orlando Sentinel

United Arab Emirates remains one of the more dangerous countries of the world, a country with proven track record of torture, child slavery, unfounded imprisonment and rape, but it’s also a country where the tallest building in the world is. Burj Dubai Skyscraper has been everything but success it was supposed to be for UAE – the opening was delayed and almost didn’t happen but then they had to close it down again and it’s just gonna go on like that. Still – Burj Dubai remains the highest man made building in the world and to give an impression what it looks like being on top of the world, I’m posting the picture of the view from the top of Burj Dubai. Keep in mind – do not financially support UAE unless you have no other way around it. Don’t take a trip to this predominantly Muslim country. Instead go to a civilized country where people and children (damn kids) are treated with dignity.

If you read Beer Steak Blog religiously like you should, you already know I have a major beef with getting teachers who like to play with genitals of their students busted for engaging in sexual conducts with these youth. Most of the time it’s the case of a female teacher and a male student who gets a taste of quality MILF boinking while he’s still young. This is not the case of the lapdance at Churchill High School in Winnipeg which saw two teachers suspended pending further investigation of this video.

I don’t know what the fuss is all about. Cool female teacher from Churchill High School was sitting on a chair while male teacher gave her a lapdance which also included simulated oral sex. This was supposed to be a fun pep rally but parents who were present got all feisty and reported their asses. I hope the students whose parents are responsible for making a big deal out of this entertainment piece get bullied and mocked for the rest of their lives. Instead of a couple of cool teachers who are up for anything fun, Churchill High School in Winnipeg will now be served by strict protocol-followers with no sense of “cool”. Great job! Petition to unsuspend the teachers should be immediately initiated and students should refuse to study until their awesome teachers have their positions reinstated… and do a lapdance for everyone at least once a week. Afterall, this is Winnipeg, Manitoba. They copulate with each other like inbreds all the time. Leave teachers alone, I mean it!

The French group for the rights of non-smokers (Les Droits des Non-Fumeurs) has launched a new anti smoking campaign with the release of these cool anti smoking ads. The meaning is that smoking cigarettes is like giving blowjobs to tobacco execs. The text on the campaign ads reads in French: “Fumer c’est etre l’esclave du tabac” which translates in English into “Smoking is like being tobacco’s slave”.

This would be kind of funny if these pictures were taken on a set of a new Antonio Banderas movie and the beard was a work of some Hollywood make-up magician, but they were not. This is real beard Antonio Banderas is sporting. It’s thick, it’s grey and no matter how you spin it, it’s not hot. I can’t even distinguish those typical Antonio Banderas features underneath that beard. What kind of idea was it to let it grow out of control like this?

Perhaps Antonio Banderas has seen the video of the Epic Beard Man and this is the best impersonation he could pull off. Pretty desperate if you ask me. Antonio Banderas may have been a bad ass motherf%$ker back in a day, but now that the post was claimed by Thomas Bruso, Antonio Banderas has turned into a wannabe. Shave it off dude, it looks horrible.

The name of Dolph Lundgren is mostly associated with his role as Ivan Drago in the Rocky IV movie opposite Silvester Stalone. But it looks like Dolph Lundgren possesses many hidden talents most of his fan didn’t know about. For one – Dolph Lundgren can sing, has a very deep voice and does a pretty decent rendition of Elvis Presley’s “A Little Less Conversation”. Even though Rocky IV was filmed back in 1985, Dolph Lundgren still has it and can deliver a punch. In the video below, he’s seen rocking the drums before smashing wood blocks and cubes of ice. Dolph Lundgren – man of many new talents we didn’t know about. Check out the video below:

Unless you’re Canadian, curling may seem like a boring sport. This twisted perception would however only last until you have seen the pictures of Hot Russian Curling Team. Women in Russian curling team easily count as the hottest at the Vancouver 2010 Olympics. The photo above shows Anna Sidorova (19 year old brunette on the left) and Ludmila Pivivkova (23 year old blonde on the right). At least I think that’s Ludmila Pivivkova on the right. She’s less important anyway so even if I got her name wrong it wouldn’t matter, becuase this pic is all about Anna Sidorova. That’s plain hotness right there. Even with that grumpy Russian face, Anna Sidorova is the hottest female athlete at the 2010 Vancouver Olympic Games. Yay for Russian curling team.

Claudia Schiffer was once the most coveted supermodel of the world. All my friends had her pictures on their dressers and posters on the walls. These days are long gone, because time doesn’t stop for anyone even if they once were a famous supermodel. Claudia Schiffer is pregnant and pregnancy often means deterioration of woman’s looks. However, judging by these Claudia Schiffer pregnant pics, despite her age, she looks mighty good. Aside from those distasteful shades, I’d say Claudia Schiffer is one super hot MILF.

There is no doubt that her body is covered in stretch marks and likely looks nothing like when we saw her in bikini back then, but I still maintain that despite triple pregnancy, Claudia Schiffer remains one of the finest woman around. Being originally German, she’d still have that harsh German accent that’s bund to give the woody no matter what. Unfortunately, her vagina is reserved for Matthew Vaughn, Claudia Schiffer’s husband who deposited his naughty sperm into her womb causing that baby bump we see in the pics to develop.

Claudia Schiffer is expected to give birth to her third child in May of 2010. The pics were taken in London, England, the gallery is below.

Claudia Schiffer Pregnant Pics by Bauer/Griffin

You can’t do anything more for your video as a YouTube uploader, than naming it “Awesome Video“. Especially if that’s the only accompanying text that comes with it anywhere – in title, in description, in tags. It took someone like Christian rock group from Midland, Texas called Final Placement to pull that off. Their song Shine is done to a spine shattering “Awesome Video”.

Thanks to their Awesome Video, Final Placement are on their way to making it big. If you’re struggling to make it on YouTube and would like to see your views go into tens of thousands within a day instead of staying in hundreds after months, learn from the Awesome Video put together by Final Placement. Angle shots such as the one at a 1.10 mark are essential. Making a phone call by an ATM machine – can’t go wrong, but most of all… short footage of a passing train. There is no such thing as “Awesome Video” without footage of trains. And if you’re a solo guitar player, don’t forget to prance around like the guy on the right at a 2.58 mark. Combined with angled camera, that’s a professional shot.

Seriously, can someone from Texas confirm whether Final Placement are for real or just pulling some form of funny prank at everyone? This video is too awesome not to have been done in jest. The music itself is like honey to my ears. What an Awesome Video.