Watching a mammal perform autofellatio on himself makes chicks cream their pants. You’d think it’s guys who would cream themselves, but no… it’s girls. In this case it’s a mighty walrus who shows us his spectacular spinal flexibility and length of his penis that allow him to comfortably suck his own dick. Animals are awesome.

If walrus females are as useless at fellatio as human females, then I’m not surprise the male walrus population developed autofellatio skills. The golden age of blowjobs has long been over for us straight humans, but I’m hearing that the art of sucking dicks still exists among gay men population. Walruses can relate. They know what we as man go through given how useless women are these days so they look after their own sexual needs too. If I were a chick, I’d be ashamed.

The video of awesome walrus performing autofellatio at some sea world is below. Nevermind the girl who gets off to watching his do it off the camera. The guy who videotaped it (let’s presume she was his girlfriend – I mean you wouldn’t take your sister to a sea world, would you) clearly had the same thoughts going through his head. Stupid ho thinks it’s funny when a male performs autofellatio. But what’s a straight guy do when females can’t suck worth shit nowadays?

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