Choosing Right Passwords
December 9th, 2009
Since you all have Tiger Woods oozing out of your asses by now, let’s talk about choosing right passwords for use on the internet. Screw that, no matter what you do, you won’t choose right password. You can either have a password you will naturally remember after some time has passed, or you can have a password that’s impossible to guess, but you will have no idea what it was three months from now. Passwords are mean like that. The best way to choose right password is to take a baby word you use with your Thai hooker and abuse it – misspell it in a way not even someone as slow as the hooker herself would. Capitalize last letter of the word (first is too easy) and add a sequence of three numbers. Make it your birthday backwards. If your day and month of birth adds up to being a four digit sequence, cut the last digit. Voila, here you are with strong password you didn’t have to choose. You built it and you will remember it.
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