Christie Hefner, daughter of Hugh Hefner and chairman and CEO of Playboy Enterprises who’s been running Playboy for two decades is stepping down. $300 million man entertainment enterprise has seen a major dive in sign ups over the past few years and Christie Hefner figured it was time for her to resign and leader of Playboy. She did so yesterday, which means that Playboy is no longer run by a feminist.

There were talks of Playboy Mansion going up for sale to raise some funds and save their sorry asses.

Playboy Director Jerome Kern is serving as interim non-executive chairman until the replacement for Christie Hefner is found. According to spokes bitches, Christie Hefner made the decision to resign herself. She’s gonna remain in position of CEO until January 31, 2009 and will lead the board until new CEO takes over.

This was coming. Nobody cares for overphotoshopped fake blonds with undeveloped labia and giant fake boobs now that natural real deal girls can be found all over the internet. Playboy is so 60s. It’s 2008 for fuck sake. Playboy is dead.

Christie Hefner image credit: AP Photo/Richard Drew

Further Reading:

• Jasmine Fiore Missing – Awful Looking Playboy Blonde
• Crystal Harris – Hef’s New Blond Girlfriend
• Kristina and Karissa Shannon Naked Pics
• Karissa and Kristina Shannon – Hugh Hefner’s New Bitches
• Hugh Hefner – No More Parties at Playboy Mansion