Daring Kite Surfer Owned by Tropical Storm Fay (video)
August 19th, 2008Kite surfer in Fort Lauderdale, Florida thought he was gonna ride on the storm but Tropical Storm Fay owned his ass instead. And the ownage was caught on video camera. He must have been more desperate than me and thought kite surfing during tropical storm fay would get him laid, but instead he got laid in the hospital bed all beat up.
News video crew was at A1A and east Las Olas Boulevard on Fort Lauderdale beach when random dumbass of a kite surfer who was harnessed into his sail got picked up by powerful storm winds and slammed against the sandy beach like a bloody ragdoll. The winds then dragged his sorry ass about, lifting him up again and ass raping him in an ultimate slam against the nearby building. Daring Kite Surfer = owned and all of it is on the video.
Tropical Storm Fay: 1
Kite Surfer: 0
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