First Day of Summer = Happiest Day of the Year
June 20th, 2008
Today is the First Day of Summer and I could not be more depressed. The summer is here and I haven’t done anything, haven’t seen anything, haven’t been anywhere, haven’t fucked anyone… wait. That donkey sex doesn’t count, I was the reciever… all right?
First Day of Summer typically makes everyone happier than on any other day of the year. It’s true. According to one of those studies they conduct all the time, more people are happy on the first day of summer than any other day making me the most miserable person in the world. Why do I have to be grumpy when everyone around me is happy? Oh, damn. That’s probably why. Happy people piss me the fuck off. Can’t stand that shit.
The first day of summer is also the longest day of the year. Fucking great. Not only am I miserable, I also know it’s gonna last longer than normal. Screw that shit, I’m gonna watch granny porn.
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