Flying Penis Attacking Chess Champion Garry Kasparov
May 20th, 2008
Russian youth gets props for the best prank in the history of pranks. Little buggers built a remote controlled flying penis that looked like a helicopter only it was a real rubber dildo you can stick up your ass and wired it up with electronics until it could fly. Then the buggers attended the press conference with former chess champion Garry Kasparov and launched a flying penis air strike at Garry during his monumental speech.
Garry Kasparov is known to be a big critic of Kremlin aka current Russian government and it is believed the flying penis attack was conducted by pro Kremlin young Russians. Ever so present Security personnel took the flying penis down with a single swoosh of his mighty hand. He was probably getting an itch in his rectal opening and wanted a little rubber to massage his prostate and then flying penis came into view. Seeing sexy times ahead, he reached for the penis and gave it a wank ultimately ending its mission as Garry Kasparov speech interruptor.
Damb security, he instead of knocking the thing out, he should have just captured it and shove it up his ass while the blades were still spinning. He’d get both prostate massage and a scrotum spanking for the price of one. Whoever said security had bread crumbs for brain was right. Dude didn’t think that shit through.
Below is the video of this hilarious incident. BTW, Garry Kasparov was the shit back in the day.
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