Funny Adobe Crash Reports with Proof that Mac Sucks

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Funny Adobe Crash Report Photo - Relaunch After Crush Submission on a Mac

I find it funny when I see all those Adobe Crash Reports that happen on a Mac suck box. I’ve been using Adobe products for years and have been on Adobe Design Premium Suit since it’s come bundled with former Macromedia products and have never had any problems with crashes. But then again – I’ve never used it on a Mac suck box. I need computers for work, hence I use PC. I don’t simply buy it to become an obnoxious fanboy. As someone who’s living depends on a computer, I can’t possibly dumb myself down to a level of a Mac user.

Everyone with half a brain knows that Mac sucks. You can’t get anything done on a Mac, it always crashes and availability of usable software is ridiculous. However even if there was comparable number of usable soft for Mac, I still couldn’t put up with extreme user unfriendliness and constant crashes. Nothing is where you would naturally expect it on a Mac. You can’t just natively use it like you do with a PC. Mac plain and simple sucks and these countless albeit funny Adobe crash reports are a proof of that.

There are two types of creative design professionals. Those who are serious about their work and need to get it done and those on a Mac. The former are the real deal peeps who deliver some spine shattering computer work, whereas the Mac fanboys just show off and yap their filth gap holes cause Macs can’t keep you productive, so you spend your time yapping. On the other hand, thanks to them we have all these funny Adobe crash reports we can enjoy browsing through. Below is a gallery of screenshots of some pretty hilarious Adobe crash reports from various parts of Adobe creative design suite – all of which happened on a Mac because it takes a Macintosh to crash all the time. It doesn’t matter whether it’s an Adobe program or anything else, once you have lame, unstable platform, the software itself will continue crashing at nauseum. There is nothing software developers can do. You are plain and simple on a platform that sucks and crashes all the time.

Do you want to avoid seeing your Adobe crash at every click? Switch to PC. It’s a simple solution that will cost you less money, will allow you to get more done and will keep you sane by enjoying your experience using a computer. If you don’t, you will be stuck with being a fanboy, unable to get crap done and always forced to see everything you open, close or otherwise interact with crash on you. Afterall, closing a program is a major deal for a Mac. You can’t expect it to perform it properly. Can you imagine how much it takes to shut the program down? Geeee!

Mac sucks. See the gallery of screenshots of funny Adobe crash reports that prove it below:

6 thoughts on “Funny Adobe Crash Reports with Proof that Mac Sucks”

  1. Some Guy

    Heh. On windows, you don’t see apps crashing much because the operating system beats them to the punch.

  2. Some Guy

    BTW, fool: when you see one of those crash report screens, the *app* has crashed, not the operating system. If you don’t like seeing adobe apps crash, then try telling adobe about it. Don’t hold your breath for any improvements though; Apple’s been telling them how to fix their broken shit for at least a decade, and they keep on ignoring the problems.

  3. Tom

    Dude, the Mac vs. PC argument is so yesteryear. Now it’s iPhone vs. Android devices vs. BlackBerry vs. The Like. Keep up with the trend, will ya? ;))

  4. Dan Palmer

    I am a software developer. I am not able to do my work on Windows due to it’s lack of advanced features. I mustuseeither a Mac or a Linux computer for my work and Mac crashes less than Linux so at the moment it is Mac OS. If Windows catches up and gets the pro features I need then I might switch.

  5. Allis

    I just have to say, we were required to buy a mac for my major (visual communication design) so I actually own both a mac and PC right now. Honestly, my PC has just as many problems as my Mac does. On the flip side, both my mac and pc run certain programs better than the other.

    Now I’ll be the first one to say that all Mac is out to do is make a buck. Hell, I can get a perfectly fine PC for under 2/3rds of the cost it would take to purchase a Mac. But I do have to say, the actual design of the Mac has me hooked. I work 10 times faster on my mac (and this is coming from someone who grew up hating them and only used PCs from the time she was 4 to 20). And that’s mostly because of the interface design. It’s a lot more intuitive IMO to people who KNOW computers. If you don’t than you’re better off buying a PC because Macs do shit sometimes that’s just like… WHAT?

    As to the adobe crash reports. I’ve had it happen only a few times. You know what? Either check for updates (usually my issue is that I haven’t updated in ages) or just restart the comp. But honestly, this is Adobe’s issue, not Macs. I’ve had the same amount of crash reports when I’m on my PC so I don’t see any difference.

    And as to the whole designer thing, MOST of the best designers I follow/know/watch etc use a Mac or Linux. Maybe two or three use a Windows PC. Just throwing that out there.

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