Kevin Provencher of the New Hampshire Union Leader Ran a Prostitution Ring

There are all sorts of FAIL in this story. Kevin Provencher, a seasoned sports reported for the New Hampshire Union Leader must have thought writing news reports on sports was not financially rewarding enough so he found himself a new gig – a prostitution ring. 50 year old Kevin Provencher would recruit women with inviting vaginas and pimp them out on Craigslist. It doesn’t matter what sort of a slump an economy takes, prostitution will always pay off. Nowadays, even ugly skanks like Ashley Alexandra Dupre can score themselves $5000/hour clients like Governor Eliot Spitzer. You can even take it international and have a Governor fly over to Argentina to get a blowjob. And Kevin Provencher realized all that, set up his own prostitution ring and used high trafficked classified site Craigslist to advertise his whores.

According to prosecutor Michelle Defeo, Kevin Provencher had five hookers working for his prostitution ring ran from a hotel in Andover, Massachusetts. Michelle Defeo believes that Union Leader reporter’s prostitution ring may also have operated in Canada. To cover his ass, Kevin Provencher would tell the clients scouted through Craigslist that they would be boinking his girlfriend or wife. Ya know, pulling a dedicated husband trick.

Kevin Provencher did it right, though. He fucked each whore first, before he would recruit them. That’s my type of man. If you’re going to exploit some ho, use her first. This way you’re getting the best of both world – you get to fuck a ho and make money off of her. Doesn’t get any better than that.

Kevin Provencher was running whole operation. He would set hookers rates, run background checks on clients and schedule the place where the exchange of bodily fluids would take place. Obviously, somewhere in the process a background check didn’t work out and he got his ass ratted out.

Management of New Hampshire Union Leader suspended Kevin Provencher who had worked for them for more than 25 years in their Manchester location. He has two teenage kids. I’d hate to be one of them. But you never know these days. Being known among your peers for having a dad who fucked and exploited hookers can actually get you laid. I’m in the wrong business, I swear.

Further Reading:

• Thai Hookers Are Ugly – Many Photos as Proof
• Kristen form Emperor’s Club – Eliot Spitzer’s Hooker Revealed Here
• Gov. Eliot Spitzer Involved in Prostitution Ring

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