If you’re on line, you have already heard the biggest news of the day – Montauk Monster was allegedly found washed on the shores of Plum Island. What followed immediately was the same scenario as with any other fake news. Questionable photos were passed around, video of questionable quality with big watermark was uploaded on youtube – you know, the same signature scenario that follows all supernatural phenomena discovered by losers who are taking their one and only lifetime shot at making it big. This is as fake as it gets!
Yes, I said it out loud. There is no such thing as Montauk Monster on Plum Island. There has never been a bigfoot in northern Georgia nor any other extraterrestrial species. Once you see shady photos and videos with big watermarks, you know it’s fake – it’s a scam pulled off by some closeted homosexuals from grandma’s basements who are trying to get laid for the first time. Fake Montauk Monster story will put them on the TV, everyone will talk about them, they will have paparazzi after their asses like they are celebrities and eventually they will admit it was all fake and life will go on, but they will have got laid while it lasted. See, how simple? Just make up a story about some new speciest of a Montauk Monster, take some photos of something odd looking somewhere on Plum Island, put a website together, film a video with direct spotlight to make it impossible to see what’s being filmed, talk some gay crap while it’s being filmed while simultaneously fingering your virgin asshole, upload it on your tube, send a couple of press releases – done. You’re a star!
The video of those losers with small penises who claim they have found Montauk Monster on Plum Island is below. Just listen to them talking and you will be certain that they are faking it, but trying to be serious so as not to ruin their only shot at fame. FAKE:
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I dont understand why if you know this is fake although you never specified how you know for a fact its fake, before using your precious time to write a blog and post videos about it. another thing that worried me is how offensive you were to homosexuals throughout your writing yes your trying to make your point although unfounded i found it utterly useless and unnecessary to talk that way about homosexuals but i guess to you them being gay has everything to do with just trying to make a video for youtube.
get a life and stop using your time to bash minorities for whatever the purpose may be. And if I were you I would cease discriminating on homosexuals through your blog, under the new DHS BILL thats the department of homeland security in case you werent aware its called the cyber-bullying act. If i see this type of hate speech again no matter what form you were using it in I’ll report you to the DHS just a warning guy and please dont try me.
To the authenticity of the video, no one has ever disproven that it is an unknown species or do you have that breaking news headline information that no one else has.
Have a glorious day.