Teens Create Pregnancy Pact in Gloucester High School, Massachusetts
June 20th, 2008OK, now I’m pissed. Why doesn’t shit like that every happen in my neighborhood. I’d mass assist any number of teens in getting them pregnant just because they want to rebel. Hell, I’ve got enough anxious sperm in my testicules to impregnate one hot chick every hour. Just bring them on. Actually, I think I should move to Gloucester, Massachusetts at least while the pregnancy pact lasts. I could just stick around Gloucester High School, look inconspicuous and offer subconscious nudges to by passing teens eager to get themselves pregnant. Now here’s the tip… Would be nice to get sex with a person at last!
Here’s what’s going on. Officials from the town of Gloucester, Massachusetts believe that the reason behind abnormally increased occurrences of teen pregnancies is a Pregnancy Pact. They believe that those dumb sluts who got knocked up are actually smart enough to form a Pregnancy Pact which would be exactly what t sounds like – they would all have a goal of getting themselves pregnant. Do you think teen chicks have enough brain cells to come with an idea of a pregnancy pact all by themselves or was there a “can’t get sex with a real girl, so let me cheat my way into someone’s vagina” pact founded by some losers like me who couldn’t get pussy so they fix themselves up with brainless (likely fake blond) chicks form Gloucester High School? I wish i were smart enough to start my pack that knocks chicks up. Wait a second….
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