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Elizabeth Taylor released following statement about Michael Jackson after she learned about his death. Michael Jackson was a long time friend of Elizabeth Taylor. Reports say that Elizabeth Taylor collapsed after she learned about the death of her good friend.

My heart… my mind… are broken. I loved Michael with all my soul and I can’t imagine life without him. We had so much in common and we had such loving fun together. I was packing up my clothes to go to London for his opening when I heard the news. I still can’t believe it. I don’t want to believe it. It can’t be so. He will live in my heart forever but it’s not enough. My life feels so empty. I don’t think anyone knew how much we loved each other. The purest most giving love I’ve ever known. Oh God! I’m going to miss him. I can’t yet imagine life without him. But I guess with God’s help… I’ll learn. I keep looking at the photo he gave me of himself, which says, ‘To my true love Elizabeth, I love you forever.’ And, I will love HIM forever.

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While arrangments for Michael Jackson’s funeral are underway, The Insider has published what is believed to be the last picture of Michael Jackson alive, or the first picture of Michael Jackson dead. He was not proclaimed officially dead till few minutes later, but it is fair to assume that this is the first picture of Michael Jackson dead. Is it in bad taste? Most likely, but The Insider have the right to report on the news even if they are rather distasteful.

Let’s face, the people have sick fascination with death. If it wasn’t so, publishers of pictures with people dead or dying would not post them. But the curiosity is at a max, everyone wants to see the picture of Michael Jackson dead so it was only a question of time before the first one surfaces. Search engines have been getting killed with requests for pictures of Michael Jackson dead, so before someone jumps to conclusions and starts blaming publishers of the image, think about all the people who want to see it. If there was no demand for pictures of Michael Jackson dead, no one would rush with posting it. It’s the sick reality of the world today. People want to see death up close. People are to blame. Publishers only follow demand. The demand in this case is clear – The Picture of Michael Jackson Dead! People sicken me too, BTW. The video of an ambulance leaving Michael Jackson’s home after the 911 call is below if you haven’t seen it yet on the TV news.

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Capt. Steve Ruda from the Los Angeles Fire Department confirmed to LA Times that Michael Jackson 911 call was received at around 12.30pm on June 25, 2009. Paramedics and the fire department were dispatched within minutes and get to the rented house on 100 North Carolwood Drive, in Holmby Hills where they found 50 year old Michael Jackson not breathing. Paramedics proceeded with CPR resuscitation and transferred Michael Jackson to the nearest hospital (UCLA Medical Center) but all attempts to revitalize him failed. It appears as though the real cause of his death was an overdose on Demerol drug. Michael Jackson used Demerol injection as tranquilizer which lead to the cardiac arrest and ultimately, his death. He was pronounced dead at 2.26pm

According to his family and friends, Michael Jackson was healthy and well and was preparing for a worldwide comeback tour. As we know now, it all took an odd twist yesterday and now the King of Pop is dead. Below is the video interview with Brian Oxman, who’s a long term family friend and a spokesman of Michael Jackson. The video touches basis about Michael Jackson 911 call and prescription drug abuse. Brian Oxman said that if you think the case of Anna Nicole Smith was a drug abuse – this is nothing compared to the drug abuse by Michael Jackson.

British The Sun reports that Michael Jackson took a dose of Demerol drug by injection. His breathing turned shallow and was slowed down until it eventually completely stopped. Demerol injection is a pain killer – it looks like it could be a Michael Jackson killer as well. It appears the Michael Jackson started taking Demerol back in 1984 to ease pain he sustained after burning his head filming Pepsi commercial. He also suffered from pain after breaking his leg and vertebra and Demerol injection was his first line of defense against pain these injuries caused.

Audio recording of the 911 Call after Michael Jackson fell unconscious possibly as result of Demerol injection is below. Dr. Conrad Robert Murray is being questioned by the police in connection with death of Michael Jackson. The story still continues. Autopsy report from the coroner is expected soon. 911 call audio in the video below:

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I love watching videos that inspire. And I truly felt inspired watching this video. That’s a whole lotta ganja they got there going. I don’t know where the video is from, but they’ve got a big operation happening. Seeing how some people are growing and using ganja on a large scale makes me wanna re-thing my life’s priorities. Good rave music in this video too. And lots and lots of ganja. June 25th should be the international ganja day. No particular reason, I just feel inspired. Ganja inspires. OK, I’ll shut up already. Just one more puff….

Even though she looks like a toddler in the photo above, the girl on the left is 16 year old Brooke Greenberg. That girl on the right is her “little” sister Carly Greenberg who is 9. Brooke Greenberg does not age. Her body is still that of an infant and her mental capacity matches the age of a toddler. Brooke Greenberg turned 16 in January. Scientists and doctors are now looking at her for answers on genetics behind aging. Could she be the fountain of youth?

The story of Brooke Greenberg – a girl who doesn’t age also fascinates the scientists because different parts of her body age differently. She has baby teeth, but her bones have the structure of a 10 year old. When it comes to her brain, there’s been little to no changes in it since she was born and so despite being 16 year old, Brooke Greenberg still acts like a toddler. Her body ages though and she’s already gone through number of more or less serious diseases, including strokes, seizures, ulcers, tumors and severe respiratory problems. She’s been close to death on a few occasions but she’s always bounced back and came on top. Doctors have no explanations for it, there are no names for the condition other than urban “eternal youth”.

Check out the video below. It was filmed a few years ago, when Brooke Greenberg was 12. There is an interview with her parents Howard and Melanie Greenberg and a pediatrician Dr. Lawrence Pakula explaining how puzzling the story of Brooke Greenberg is.

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When Artie Lange mentioned on Joe Buck Live that there are coyotes fucking 18 year old girls on the internet, I immediately started to pay attention. Sucker did not say where and searching for it on my own proved to be a bitch. Wanna be comedians are just like that – they’d turn you on, drive up expectations, and then they’d leave you there unsatisfied. Artie Lange, you bastard (Joe Buck surely rephrased this line in his mind many a time as he watched Artie Lange completely destroying his show).

Joe Buck Live Show premiered last night on HBO.com – yes, it was an internet broadcast talk show and it doesn’t look like it went the way Joe Buck would have wished. There was an online only segment the video of which is below and one of the guests was the joke buddy of Howard Stern’s – Artie Lange. Since this was Joe Buck’s first show which was in the works for half of year, I’m pretty sure he was banging his head against the wall to have invited Artie Lange to be a part of it. And I’m also pretty sure Artie Lange ain’t getting no more invites to any shows anymore.

While it was kind of funny, Artie Lange surely is a big try hard. I’m all for intelligent humor, but the moment you try hard to make sure you come up with a line that must be offensive, then you are a joke. Funny people don’t need to try hard and throw a line that makes you giggle. Artie Lange doesn’t reach that level of intelligence, so he tries hard. The result is in the video below:

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Fact – sales of Kevin Klein are going to sky rocket this week. This is what I would call a perfect marketing campaign. Any marketing that doesn’t upset anyone is money wasted. Whereas if you come with an idea that stirs up controversy and gets everyone upset, especially the ranks of religious prudes, you know you’re gonna get insane media coverage and that drives sales. Latest Kevin Klein Billboard delivers just that. The billboard is posted in SoHo on Houston Street and Lafayette Street and shows four people engaging in what could be classified as sexually charged. There is definitely a threesome going on with another stomach revealing man at the feet of another not engaging in sex, but still being present, suggesting possible foursome. When it comes to billboards, Kevin Klein hit the nail on its head.

Of course random passer byers let themselves head immediately after the billboard was posted calling it “borderline pornographic”. Borderline pornographic my ass. I could never get off to that. There is an unfair man to women ratio on the billboard. There is only one topless girl making out with two topless men while another near topless man dreams of gay sex (that’s the way I see it).

To be honest, I’m kind of upset by the billboard myself. Seriously, we need more topless women than men on our billboard. I don’t know about Kevin Klein, but becoming a fashion designer often means that one is gay. That’s perhaps why the billboard has a sausage fest feel. Where the hell are provocative billboards with chick threesomes. I’m offended. Take that billboard down now!

Kevin Klein Billboard Photo by Costanza, New York Daily News

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There is plain and simple too much pressure on Susan Boyle. Susan is literally Boyle-ing over and it’s starting to take its toll. Within the span of last week, the most popular Scottish woman exploded in a series of fuck filled tirades, dropping F-Bombs here and there in outbursts of rage. Susan needs to get herself a publicist who would cover out for her flip outs and make it look like she’s a victim, because she really is, in this case. Unlike seasoned celebrities who are simply too spoiled and like the spotlight, Susan Boyle’s world has turned upside down overnight. No one could handle that with grace.

The pressure escalated yesterday when couple of punks decided to poke fun at Susan Boyle while she was in the lobby of North London’s Wembley Plaza Hotel. Susan flipped out and yelled: “How fucking dare you! You can’t fucking talk to me like that.” The police were present and intervened by asking Susan if there was a problem. Susan responded with style by saying: “Of course there’s a fucking problem.”

Reports from Britain also say that Susan Boyle flipped out in another fuck filled tirade as she was watching Britain’s Got Talent and judge Piers Morgan gave praise to fellow Britain’s Got Talent contestant Shaheen Jafargholi, calling it the best pound for pound singing performance. Susan watched it in the lobby of a hotel with other people present, flipped the fuck out, dropped the F-Bomb, did a hip wiggle, took a U-Turn and darted off.

Susan Boyle became the most popular person on the internet for a few days. The video of her audition to Britain’s Got Talent remains the most watched video on YouTube. At 48, this is all she could ever wish for. She can taste fame, she can taste popularity, she’s got it all within reach but there are still obstacles, it seems. There are other talented people, there are also people who (for whatever reason) may not like her or her singing and that puts way too much pressure on her. She knows she must win Britain’s Got Talent. She can’t otherwise. but that forces her to feel stressed out and that’s why her second round (semifinals) performance wasn’t as flawless as her audition.

Susan Boyle definitely has talent and deserves to win Britain’s Got Talent and embark on a path to being a famous singer, just the way Elaine Paige, her idol is. But so much depends on it, she’s stressed out and under pressure she’s never known. It results in not so stellar singing and flip outs with frequent F-Bombs. Mind you, F-Bombs in Scottish must sound pretty hot. If I married Susan Boyle, I’d ask her to unleash the most ruthless fuck tirade with the rawest Scottish accent she can pull off while I’m pounding her doggy style. Good times.

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Bacon flavored Vodka is the new pink. That’s right, as if Vodka by itself wasn’t gross enough, now your favorite headache inducer comes in flavors of bacon. Bakon Vodka, the Vodka makers as well as Black Rock Spirits, the investor group behind Bakon Vodka – are seeing growing interest in their bacon flavored Vodka and the sales have been soaring.

Each time I think I have seen it all, along comes someone who proves at the whim of their dick that I ain’t seen nothing yet. Humans are gullible and I am inspired. If people are eager enough to buy bacon flavored Vodka and let Bakon Vodka cash in on it big time, I should enter the market with something even more engaging and make my first billion dollars – Pussy flavored Vodka. I’m telling ya, bacon ain’t nothing. Add some tuna to the mix and you got it rolling. I’ll be laughing on my way to the bank after half the world starts buying my pussy flavored Vodka. And when the market gets stagnant, I’ll introduce dick flavored Vodka for the ever increasing gay population and fine, lonely ladies.

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Aren’t I a genius? Here’s to wealth. May the stinkiest Vodka win.

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Today’s hall of famer’s name is… Lai Jiansheng – 66 year old retired soldier who got fed up with indecisive suicidal man and solved his dilemma in style. This is what went down on Thursday May 21, 2009 in China: Lai Jiansheng was on his way to do some personal shit but got stuck in a major traffic jam on Haizhu Bridge in Guangzhou. He went out to find out what the hell was keeping him away from moving on and was told that there’s a guy by the name of Chen Fuchao contemplating suicide. Chen Fuchao has been up there for 5 hours and the police had the Haizhu bridge shut off and looking for the way to help suicidal man out. But Lai Jiansheng was not having any of that cheap crap.

66 year old grandpa Lai Jiansheng climbed up the construction of the bridge, reached Chen Fuchao, shook hands with him and pushed him off the bridge ultimately solving his “to jump or not to jump” dilemma. Grandpa Lai Jiansheng but have watched The Good, The Bad and The Ugly – especially the “When you have to shoot… shoot! Don’t talk!” part with Tuco and passed it on to Chen Fuchao in a little altered form – “When you have to jump… jump! Don’t don’t keep the traffic stuck for 5 hours!” See video reminder below.

After Lai Jiansheng pushed him off the bridge, Chen Fuchao fell 8 meters and landed on a partially inflated air cushion surviving the fall. He’s recovering in the hospital and claims that debt worries were the reason behind his suicide tendencies. While still on the Haizhu bridge, Lai Jiansheng waved at other by passers (that’s when photo above was captured – copyright AP) and climbed down. He was taken to police custody and said that he was fed up with Chen Fuchao’s selfish activity.

According to the police, Chen Fuchao was 2 Million yuan in debt (equivalent to $293,000 US) after his construction project failed. Now he’s gonna be pretty mad at Lai Jiansheng cause he’s alive which means he’ll have to pay off his debts. On the other hand, the bank that loaned Chen Fuchao money or the insurance company which would have to shell out if he went poof will surely appreciate Lai Jiansheng for saving them from losing 2 Million yuan. 66 year old grandma should be getting an appreciation check in the mail soon.

…and an actual video recording of Lai Jiansheng gracefully ending the suicide contemplation of Chen Fuchao:

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