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Ai Robotics, a technology company from Japan and the creators of The Perfect Woman have allegedly already sold a robot woman called Lisa in presale to first lucky customers. Lisa is an android who is supposed to embody everything a man desires – she’s a perfect cook, perfect for cleaning and gives perfect massages.

The Perfect Woman is available in several hair colors and dress styles, so you can have a casual blonde as well as sexy dressed red head. She’s always there for you, always eager to listen and will take care of your needs. Or will she?

I don’t know, I looked at the video and their first prototype has some flaws. Sure, she’s perfect for a robot, but hardly perfect for a woman. And they don’t mention anything about sex. Can she give blowjobs? Does she do anal? Can you fuck her at all? Official AI Robotics Perfect Woman website is very vague and hardly offers enough information. You can pre order your perfect woman there, but aside form a few videos and some history on the android there’s barely enough there. I’d expect my perfect woman to give me enemas and shit on my chest so I can wipe it off with her face before we go to bed. Until they develop that shit, this will hardly be a “perfect woman”.

Humanity never fails to amaze me. This man in some unnamed Wal-Mart walks up to back bathrooms both of which were closed at the time. He must have really felt the urge to take a shit dump right there right at that very moment because he didn’t bother to go to the front where he could lock himself in his own, confined lavatory, he pulled his pants down and took a shit and then pissed into the water fountain that’s provided for people to take quench their thirst when Wal-Mart shopping.

The video is a cell phone recording of a security camera view and happened early in the morning when there weren’t many people at the store and only front bathrooms were open. Security personnel later escorted the guy out of the premises. Fucking hilarious. Wouldn’t want to be on a night cleaning shift at that Wal-Mart. Someone had a literally “shitty” job to ake care of. Damn

Well, fist of all, I got to admit it’s pretty fascinating that breast tissue can stretch enough to accommodate and carry this much mass. This insane, breast size obsessed ho is Maxi Mounds. Maxi is a stripper who underwent dangerous breast surgery to enlarge her tits all the way to size 36MM. In order to get the chichis this big, Maxi Mounds had polypropylene string implanted into her breasts. The string irritates the tits from the inside, making them release and store more bodily fluids in the area which is accompanied with continuous growth. This operation is risky and potential hazards are so great, polypropylene strings are now illegal in countries like Great Britain and the USA.

Maxi Mounds has been a stripper in Florida for almost 20 years and also had her share of staring in porn movies. Her fake tits got her a spot in Guinness Book of World Records where they are registered as World’s Largest Fake Breasts. Each of those things weighs 20 lb.

I seriously wander where she goes bra shopping..

Below is the video of Maxi Mounds on Miami TV Cristina Show.

This is something else. These are two video recordings of insane cubicle rage at a busy cubicle farm workplace somewhere in Russia (or another former Soviet country) – judging by accents of people. The recording above is form a security camera they have installed, it’s black and white where as the video below is from co-workers cell phone, is in color and has sound, but is lower quality.

The dude completely flipped and started throwing shit around. He picked up his monitor screen and throws it at the woman sitting in a cubicle next to him. Then picks up a lamp and starts bashing on the copier like it’s its fault. Awesome rage. Why does shit like that never happen when I’m around? I worked in a cubicle before, but everyone pretended they were having a good day and smiled at you, greeted you and spoke in a friendly voice. That fact itself was enough to explode in cubicle rage and destroy entire office in a merciless mayhem. Alas, I’ve always been a softy and could not do that. But I can imagine how workplace bullshit gets to you until you flip the way this Russian dude did. It was meant to happen, it was just a question of time. Or maybe it’s more common than we think, only we haven’t seen the videos of it or maybe there are no videos.

Russian youth gets props for the best prank in the history of pranks. Little buggers built a remote controlled flying penis that looked like a helicopter only it was a real rubber dildo you can stick up your ass and wired it up with electronics until it could fly. Then the buggers attended the press conference with former chess champion Garry Kasparov and launched a flying penis air strike at Garry during his monumental speech.

Garry Kasparov is known to be a big critic of Kremlin aka current Russian government and it is believed the flying penis attack was conducted by pro Kremlin young Russians. Ever so present Security personnel took the flying penis down with a single swoosh of his mighty hand. He was probably getting an itch in his rectal opening and wanted a little rubber to massage his prostate and then flying penis came into view. Seeing sexy times ahead, he reached for the penis and gave it a wank ultimately ending its mission as Garry Kasparov speech interruptor.

Damb security, he instead of knocking the thing out, he should have just captured it and shove it up his ass while the blades were still spinning. He’d get both prostate massage and a scrotum spanking for the price of one. Whoever said security had bread crumbs for brain was right. Dude didn’t think that shit through.

Below is the video of this hilarious incident. BTW, Garry Kasparov was the shit back in the day.

Jetman Yves Rossy is a 48 year old crazy dude from Switzerland who pushes insanity to a whole new level. See, the dude takes joy in jumping off small plane wearing a pair of mechanical, jet fueled wings and then he just soars over the Alps like an eagle.

Fusion Man, as Yves Rossy refers to himself, had a media exhibition today in town of Bex, Switzerland where he showed what he can do. He was taken by a plane up to the sky, jumped off when he was 2500 meters high, spread his mechanical wings, turned jets on and glided above the Alps at 300 km/h. Gnarly video is below and it looks sick.

Yves Rossy says it’s like “flying in an airplane, but without an airplane”. Steering is entirely done by positioning the body and there is just protective leather wear, jet wings and the pilot (Jetman) himself.

I have no doubt that flying with jet fuel powered wings must be a fantastic feeling, but I think I’d poop myself right away. And imagine you’d hit a bug. I mean – that’s the real speed you’re flying at and you have got no windshield in front of yourself. Even a small sized bug has got to hurt when nailed into at 300 km/h. And don’t even get me on colliding with a bird. But I guess having massive balls like Yves Rossy has, minor annoyances like birds attacking you is nothing.

The limits of a man are being pushed to infinity and beyond. What comes next? Taking off the ground like a superman?

This is a pretty intense video of an earthquake in Sichuan, China captured by a security camera. There is no sound, which only adds to mysticism and scare factor of the disaster. You kind of never know if and when the building is going to collapse. But if you look at the video again, you will notice that the quake was going on for a minute and 20 seconds. That’s one long earthquake. Most don’t take that long. And it wasn’t weak either – 7.8 on Richter magnitude scale and seemed to have gotten stronger towards the end. Imagine the shit feeling if you’re one of outside window cleaners on top of a skyscraper or a surgeon in the middle of operation…

As you know, Chinese province Sichuan suffered from a massive earthquake, Chinese biggest earthquake in 30 years. Final death toll is not yet known, but it is expected to be as high as 50 000 people. United nations predict there could be as many as 100 000 dead.

It is funny to watch how some people react when something serious happens, something that they did not expect – such as an earthquake. Some people ran for their lives while the other lady made sure she picked up her keys first. Everybody left poor fishes in the bowl, though. They must have gone through shit loads of stress. They could probably feel that the Earthquake is coming through their wicked animal instincts. That is of course unless their owners feed them junk food, which dumbs everyone down.

Meet 17 year old Marche Taylor from Houston, Texas. Marche wre this cute and elegant yellow dress to her high school prom at the Sugar Land Marriot but she never made it in. Instead she ended up handcuffed all as result of confrontation with school officials who said her dress was skimpy.

I don’t know about you, but that’s one hell of an awesome dress. Look at it. Marche Taylor is 17 year old for crying out loud. this was her high school prom night. All 17 year olds want to look sexy and hot and all want a dress that’s out of your ordinary cut. What a stupid way to destroy young lady’s prom. Great job, Madison High, great fucking job…

To sum up event leading to Marche Taylor’s handcuffing – the chicka came all smiling to the Sugar Land Marriot where her high school prom was taking place. The senile and likely sexually inept officials from Madison High School told her that she’s wearing skimpy dress and will not be allowed in. Marche Taylor began to argue (what else was she supposed to do, she was looking forward to her prom and you are now telling her she can’t go in) but because school officials were not ready to compromise, she offered to wrap herself up some more so as to cover up her skimpy bits. That still didn’t work for school officials and she was not admitted inside, this time because she was not wearing any underwear (I’m seriously starting to like this chick – she was totally getting ready for a great night with her random stranger she was going to pick at the after party).

Seeing there was no way for her to get in, Marche demanded refund. The argument escalated to the point that the cops were called in and instead of having a kick ass prom night with no panties on, Marche Taylor ended up handcuffed and escorted form the premises. Someone then managed to snap a pic of her being taken away by the police with her hands in cuffs.

Marche said she designed this dress herself. I’m kind of skeptical on this one, but damn… you got all the good stuff going on here – skimpy dress, no underwear, handcuffed by the cops. What a prom night to remember. She should take advantage of this publicity and start her own fashion line. She can call it – dress for prom you will never forget.

Chloe Marshall is a 17 year old, 176 lb Beauty from England. She’s the first plus sized contender of Miss England and her aspirations are great.

Chloe Marshall is 5′ 10″ tall and with her weight being 176 lb, she’s what we here in North America would consider a size 12 woman – not exactly what we’re used to seeing at Miss Pageants.

There was a brief segment about Chloe Marshall today on Good Morning America. That obnoxious bitch Barbara Walters chewed on croissant to set the mood for a segment involving this 176 lb beauty. I’m not sure if she was trying to be cool or what, but she’s just made herself look entirely obnoxious.

Chloe said she works out in the fitness center 4 times a week, but doesn’t shy away from a chocolate bar when she feels like. In other words, she indulges herself to all that she likes without being overly concerned about the negative effect it can have on your body. Her idol is Beyonce, whom she finds to be proud with beautiful body.

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Tricia Walsh-Smith, that stupid gold digger and cry baby and a new born YouTube celebrity has been barred from filming any more videos in the Park Avenue apartment in New York she used to occupy. She is still allowed to keep on ranting, she just can’t do it in the luxury apartment owned by her husband, millionaire Philip Smith.

David Aronson, the lawyer representing Philip Smith said they would stop her from filming her crap if there was a way. Philip Smith is the head of Shubert Organization and is 25 years older than his gold digging wife Tricia Walsh-Smith.

Philip’s reason for divorce is that Tricia was cruel and inhuman to him. That’s a bit weird reason, but after seeing her stupid videos there is no denying that living with her must have been hell. Tricia Walsh-Smith told in her brief meeting with media that her financial straits were dire, because her husband stopped paying her credit cards. There you have it. She pretty much confessed that she’s been milking him throughout those 9 years of marriage. She’s been spending and her husband was paying her credit cards. Now that he stopped, she’s screwed.

In her very first video that was removed from YouTube, Tricia Walsh-Smith had an entire film crew in the apartment and gave an entire video tour of the home. She also showed pictures of Philip’s daughter. Now I understand why the video was removed. What fucking bitch. She’s so after his money, she did not hesitate to violate his privacy to get it. She should get her ass kicked, bitch!

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