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Angry people of Russia voted Alexander Nevskythe greatest Russian of all time in a Rossiya state television poll titled “Name of Russia”.

Alexander Nevsky is a Saint. He was a Prince of Novgorod in the 1200s and is remembered among Russians for his victories over Swedes and Teutonic knights who were making advanced on Russia. 300 years later, Alexander Nevsky was canonized by the Russian Orthodox Church as a saint.

Oddly enough, 50 million Russian voters who participated in the poll voted dictator Josef Stalin third most popular historical figure. During Stalin’s 30 year rule, millions of Russians who opposed his policies either disappeared or were forced into hard labor in Gulags.

Congrats to Alexander Nevsky for being the greatest bad ass Russian of all time.

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Another one bites the dust… on Christmas. John Costelloe, who played Johnny Cakes, little fireman fag who dick massaged prostate of big capo in The Sopranos committed suicide in the basement of his Sunset Park home.

47 year old John Costelloe was a FDNY firefighter who got his break through role in the 2006 HBO series The Sopranos as Jim “Johnny Cakes” Witowski ran a bullet though his head on December 16.

Must have been tough for him to deal with an easy income from acting. Nice Christmas present for your family and friends, John Costelloe. Even a broke loser like me who spends his Christmas by himself cause I suck like that has enough balls to live on. Merry Christmas to you…

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Sherry Johnston, mother Levi Johnston, the fiancé of Bristol Palin was arrested earlier today at her home in Wasilla, Alaska. Chuck Heath, the father of governor Sarah Palin mentioned that his grand daughter Bristol Palin was due this Saturday. Wow – so little girl is giving birth while her future mother in law is getting arrested on drug charges. That’s right – Sherry Johnston was charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance.

Damn, you’s think Sherry Johnston would know better. Unles it’s marihuana she got busted for. Weed is good and everybody smokes it. Except that people still get arrested for it. If she was smoking weed and got arrested for it, then WTF? But if Sherry Johnston was involved with some shit drugs, like Meth or Coke, the fuck’er! She should have stayed away from that shit now that her future daughter-in-law is the daughter of future president of the United States. WTF?

According to Politico, Sherry Johnston has been released on a $2000 bond form the Mat-Su Pretrial Facility. Sarah Palin’s spokes whore did not provide any official statement other than this was not a state government matter so they had nothing to add to it.

That’s kind of shitty. As of right now we don’t know what drugs Sherry Johnston got busted for. It’s all in the level of guessing. I hope it’s Meth, cause that would make for some wicked headlines!

Sherry Johnston Pic credit: Associated Press AP

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Snow in Las Vegas – yeah, that phrase doesn’t go together very well. Las Vegas is better known for its hot, often very hot weather and now this. 3.6 inches of snow fell in Las Vegas during rare snowstorm that engulfed the sin city on Wednesday and Thursday. It’s the most snow Las Vegas has seen since January 1979, when the city got covered with 7.5 inches of snow.

This type of sprinkle is not even considered snow here in Canada. But it’s always fun to see how areas of the world located in warmer climates deal with unusual snow falls. Vegas was just as anything else – paralyzed. The airport was closed, traffic was head over heels, people freaked out… Makes me laugh my ass off. But to ease it all up, it happens in Canada too. Province of Alberta, where I’m from is very cold and we get snowed a lot. After we’d dealt with cold weather and blizzards for months, Ontario gets a little sprinkle and it’s on national news cause the whole city of Toronto gets paralyzed. Fucking newbs

Anyway, after crazy snow storm on Wednesday, the it has cleared up in Las Vegas on Thursday but snow was still all over the place. The planes were landing again and people had the opportunity to snap pictures by the famous “Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas Nevada” sign surrounded by white sheet of snow.

More pics from snowy Las Vegas below. All pics are copyright Getty Images.

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Motherfucking DAMN! Why the fuck were there no MILF teachers willing to give me hand jobs when I was 13 year old. Pisses me off each time I hear about it. Why did shit like that never happen to me? This day ain’t to a good start at all. Anyway… Joan Tuckruskye – pictured in a hot mugshot above is a 44 year old MILF, and a PTA official. PTA of course being the Parent Teacher Association means that the 13 year old kid who rubbed his genital juices with this ho scored extra points.

Joan Tuckruskye was caught half naked in the back seat of her 2008 Nissan Pathfinder with a half naked 13 year old boy. Both had their bottom halves bared – straight for genital juices, fuck the tits. The boy was not identified by the police, but he’s a lucky motherfucker. That can’t be said of Joan Tuckruskye. Something is telling me that her warm seat at the Baldwin PTA is about to expire under her horny ass. She seriously deserves that. Why the fuck would she go have sex with a 13 year old in a parking lot behind the Meadow Elementary School on Northern Boulevard in Nassau. Bitch needs to learn the basics of having sex with minors. Few simple steps:

- never have sex with minors right behind schools
- never leave car’s engine running

It’s that simple. How could she screw up on that? Now instead of being a member of PTA – Parent Teacher Association, she’s gonna become a member of PTUA – Parent Tapping Underage Ass. The kid will have lots of stories to tell and his peers will have hard time taking away his bragging rights. I mean, who would they have to score with in order to beat that kid? High five!

The mother of three Joan Tuckruskye has been charged with endangering the welfare of a child. There is no evidence the couple actually had sex at the back of her SUV. The cop caught them half naked, but not engaging in naughty things. Of course both Joan Tuckruskye and the kid claimed they were just kidding. The kid actually told the police officer that he was 18 year old. Further examination revealed that he was merely 13. Obviously he wanted that 44 year old pussy as much as she wanted his 13 year old cock.

I want to take this opportunity and will point out the obvious – had it been a 44 year old man who was caught at the back seat of an SUV half naked with a half naked 13 year old skank, he’d get fucking castrated. Since it was a woman, she didn’t even go to jail immediately – no bail no nothing. Joan Tuckruskye is not even gonna serve time, she’s gonna get probation and that’s it. Maybe a slap on the wrost. That’s what “endangering a minor” means to me. It definitely doesn’t sound the same as “sex offender” which would have been the name for the man caught with a 13 year old pussy hole.

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As much as i hate kids, this time I’m siding with one. 3 Year Old Adolph Hitler Campbell has got the most bad ass name in the world and it brought him his 5 minutes of fame despite his young age. Adolph Hitler Campbell was shown a middle finger by stuck up morons at ShopRite when they’d refused to make a birthday cake for him because of his awesome name. They must have got excited over such a bad ass name so much they were unable to sport their squeeze baggies they use to write names on cakes with.

Deborah Campbell, mother of Adolph Hitler Campbell went to their local ShopRite in Holland Township, New Jersey eager to buy a personalized cake for her 3 year old. Holland Township? Sounds like a pretty redneck town.

Deborah Campbell and her husband Heath are some bad ass motherfucker. Aside from having a son named Adolph Hitler Campbell, their other two kids have some remarkable names as well. Check this out (not making this one up): JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.

Below is the side by side comparison picture of Adolph Hitler Campbell and the greatest leader of the 20th century – Adolf Hitler. What do you think? Is the kid gonna grow being as great as the most famous bearer of that name?

Adolph Hitler Campbell photo by Express-Times Photo – Bruce Winter

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Beneath the Calmest Surface Lies The Deepest Nightmare. If you’re a fan of horror movie, may I recommend you check out Lake Dead. It’s a cheesy, low budget movie that you are sure to like. It’s got hot chicks with boobies and blood. What else do you need to spend a quiet romantic weekend with that special someone?

Lake Dead is a movie about two hot ass sisters Brielle and Kelly who along with their step sister inherit a Lake Motel property in the middle of nowhere. The three hot asses take the RV, stuff it with some more people and drive up to check out what it is they inherited.

After they’ve found a cool like that belongs with the motel, the people take the weekend to decide what to do with the property which was an excuse for them to stay at the lake and enjoy it. Somehow the weekend doesn’t go as planned.

Their grandfather from whom they inherited Lake Motel died a terrible death and as the events get out of hand, the sisters learn of their psychotic relatives who still live in the area.

Watch Lake Dead this weekend, it’s cold outside anyway.

Lake Dead trailer is below.

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Christie Hefner, daughter of Hugh Hefner and chairman and CEO of Playboy Enterprises who’s been running Playboy for two decades is stepping down. $300 million man entertainment enterprise has seen a major dive in sign ups over the past few years and Christie Hefner figured it was time for her to resign and leader of Playboy. She did so yesterday, which means that Playboy is no longer run by a feminist.

There were talks of Playboy Mansion going up for sale to raise some funds and save their sorry asses.

Playboy Director Jerome Kern is serving as interim non-executive chairman until the replacement for Christie Hefner is found. According to spokes bitches, Christie Hefner made the decision to resign herself. She’s gonna remain in position of CEO until January 31, 2009 and will lead the board until new CEO takes over.

This was coming. Nobody cares for overphotoshopped fake blonds with undeveloped labia and giant fake boobs now that natural real deal girls can be found all over the internet. Playboy is so 60s. It’s 2008 for fuck sake. Playboy is dead.

Christie Hefner image credit: AP Photo/Richard Drew

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In brief, the story goes something like this: in January of 2008, Christopher McCuin of Tyler, Texas was arrested and charged with capital murder after the police found him cooking pieces of Jana Shearer of Whitehouse, who was his girlfriend. Christopher McCuin was thrown in jail where he was held on $2 million bond but come December 7th of 2008, he was found dead in his cell.

The death of Christopher McCuin is being investigated but so far there is no suspicion of any foul play. Family and friends of murdered Jana Shearer feel relieved but uneasy at the same time.

When Christopher McCuin was captured, there was a pot with boiling water on the stove that contained the ear of freshly murdered Jana Shearer. Chunk of her 21 year old flesh was on a plate with fork pierced through it.

Oddly enough, it was McCuin himself who called 911 and told the police that he’d just murdered his girlfriend and now is cooking parts of her body. Police got on the scene but according to their reports it was unclear whether he’d actually eaten her – dumbasses. Of course he ate her. He ate her out countless times while she was alive. He must have liked the taste of her pussy so much, he decided to taste some more. Actually, it wasn’t like that. Christopher McCuin claims God told him to do it. That’s why he didn’t hide and called the police after Jana Shearer was sliced up and boiling. Somehow I doubt he’s going on a long term stay with his God now that he’s dead. I’m sure Beelzebub has got a warm spot in his boiling pot for him. Enjoy, douche!

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This is the best shit I’ve seen on YouTube in a long ass time. Toby Jones put together this low budget, but sincere advertising video for his Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage facility where you can store just about anything for $10.99 a month. This video is hilarious and definitely worth seeing.

You can also check out Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage official website at www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com. If I lived in anywhere in the Illinois (area code 708) I’d go to Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage to get my shit stored. Toby will store it, he doesn’t care. I’ll pay with weed. Remember – you’re not the Duke of Hazzard