Everything released by Apple has been a FAIL! Every person using Apple products is a FAIL! But of all Apple’s failures, nothing shines as bright as iPhone. iPhone is the king of FAIL, unless you consider long lasting, ongoing FAIL of Macintosh computers. To add salt to the wound, Verizon has released an ad that mocks the crap out of iPhone. Everything iPhone iDon’t, Droid Does. Mocking iPhone like that gives Verizon and Droid Does extra brownie points, but even Droid Does failed in the fact that it’s powered by Google Android 2.0. Anything powered by Google Anything is bound to FAIL. Nevertheless, the Anti-iPhone ad by Verizon is pretty bad ass.

The following is what Motorola Droid Does, while iPhone iDon’t:

• iDon’t have a real keyboard
• iDon’t run simultaneous apps
• iDon’t take 5-megapixel pictures
• iDon’t customize
• iDon’t run widgets
• iDon’t allow open development
• iDon’t take pictures in the dark
• iDon’t have interchangeable batteries

EVerything iDon’t, Droid Does!

Canadian Globe and Mail newspaper published results of the study focused on discovering the most and the least stressful jobs as conducted by Erich Dierdorff – assistant professor of management at DePaul University. Without further ado, let’s get right down to the lists of both most stressful jobs and least stressful jobs:

List of Most Stressful Jobs

• Police officers
• Fire fighters
• Family or general practice physicians

List of Least Stressful Jobs

• Taxi drivers
• Insurance adjusters
• Bank tellers

By looking at the lists, you’re probably thinking the same I was thinking – yet another bullshit study that proved absolutely nothing. Just as majority of studies before. Or family or general practitioners I have known in my life took 6 week vacations 5 times a year. They work 4 day workweeks and come to work 2 hours late anytime they feel like. How is that effin stressful?

On the other hand taxi drivers often struggle to make ends meet and have to navigate in shitty traffic dealing with potential dangers of gang activities and pimping in the world outside. How is that not stressful? This study proved a big pile of shit.

The only thing potentially relevant about this study were the work/family conflicts. After studying people in 126 professions, Erich Dierdorff found that those from the most stressful job list faced much more conflicts in personal lives and those from least stressful jobs list faced the least conflicts in personal lives. The conclusion was that jobs with high levels of interaction contribute to increased stress levels yadda yadda, which basically makes entire study laughable because the jobs of the least stressful jobs list are all jobs that are based on constant interaction with others. All I can say about these lists is – FAIL!

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Pacific Island states of Samoa and the American Samoa were just hit by a devastating tsunami just hours ago. Massive earthquake of magnitude 8.0 that formed in the ocean near Samoa islands resulted in a giant tsunami wave that has killed at least 25 people and wiped out several coastal villages.

While there were 25 confirmed death so far after Samoa’s tsunami, the number is expected to rise as there are still many unaccounted for. US president Barack Obama has declared America Samoa a major disaster zone and dedicated a federal relief fund dedicated at helping affected areas.

The seismologists anticipate more seismic activity in the area which could result in more tsunami in and around Samoa islands. The gallery below has more pictures of the devastating tsunami in Samoa.

These are the pictures of Dominique Dicaprio everybody is abuzz about. I don’t know what the deal is actually – I don’t like her one bit. She’s got that really unflattering appeal to her. Kind of reminds me of that hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre and when someone has “whore” written all over herself, it gives me no buzz whatsoever.

Dominique Dicaprio won the prestigious title of Miss Howard TV for October 2009. What? You’ve never heard of Miss Howard TV pageant? Don’t worry. Just about nobody did. That’s why it’s a suitable competition for hotties of the ranks of Dominique Dicaprio.

The photos of Dominique Dicaprio in a gallery below are not the official Miss Howard TV photos. Those should be released shortly, but are not yet available. These photos are just what there is so far on the internet of this nobody. Once Miss Howard TV for October 2009 official photos are released, I don’t expect them to look any better than these here. But then again, I may be surprised. I’ve seen skilled photographers and photoshoppers pull magic on some truly nasty skanks.

The Guinness Book of World Records has updated its record for the World’s Tallest Man. Sultan Kosen from Mardin in eastern Turkey is 8ft 1in tall. That’s almost 2.5 meters, or 2.47 to be precise. That’s a lot of height for one man. And as you can see from the picture above, being this tall is not easy. The knees of Sultan Kosen are weakened due to his height which requires him to use crutches for walking.

Sultan Kosen, the world’s tallest man is only 26 year old and has three brothers and one sister. His way to the Guinness Book of World Records led through the application to become the tallest man in Turkey. After he was officially measured by Turkish officials, it was found out that Sultan Kosen is actually 10 cm taller than a person currently listed as the World’s Tallest Man in the Guinness Book of World Records – Bao Xishun.

The title of the World’s Tallest Man was handed over to Sultan Kosen in London, UK where he confessed he’s hoping this publicity will hook him up with a girlfriend. Being this tall makes it hard for the man to get laid. He’s also hoping to buy a car he could fit into, but he’s primarily hoping for a girlfriend so he could get married. I guess in Turkey, which is predominantly Islamic country, a guy who’s 26 and not yet married is looked down upon. Muslims rock like that.

As if not getting laid and having bad knees due to his height weren’t enough, Sultan Kosen also has troubles finding clutches that would fit. He also had to get himself a custom made suit to wear for his ceremony in London.

Luckily for him, Sultan Kosen got two seats all for himself on a plane to London. Guinness Book of World Record officials didn’t cheap out on him to bring him there. Which having such impressive height can seem enviable, he surely faces many issues we the average folk don’t even know exist.

As most giants, Sultan Kosen grew this tall due to a medical condition – pituitary gigantism. The condition developed due to a tumor, which was successfully removed last year and his further growth was stopped. Otherwise he’d continue to grow. Editor’s Note – do they have such tumors that affect manhood?

According to Guinness Book of World Records editor-in-chief Craig Glenday, in history of human kind there have only been 10 reliably documented cases of people who were over 8 feet tall. Sultan Kosen is one of them.

While Sultan Kosen is officially the World’s Tallest Man, there is allegedly one other who’s taller. Leonid Stadnyk from Ukraine reportedly measures 8 feet 5.5 inches (2.57 meters) but his spot in the Guinness Book of World Records has been rejected because he’s declined to have his height officially measured. Go Sultan Kosen!

I had no idea Hayden Panettiere had such a mass of flesh in her general pussy area. The bulge she sports there almost makes her look as if she had a sack of testicules and a penis tucked in there somewhere. Any girl with pussy bulge of epic proportions is guaranteed to make for quality bonk. Thrusting against that pussy bone instantly strengthens the boner and magnifies the pleasure. Whoever that twink accompanying Hayden Penettiere during her jogging session is, if he gets to bone that pussy bulge, he’s one lucky dude. Even though he’d clearly rather feel a dick in his own ass. Good riddance, any pic of a chick with massive pussy bulge makes it for me. I’ll even become the fan of Hayden Panettiere if she provides additional proof this bulge is real, not some artificially enhanced trick to fool me into jacking off to her pics.

Gallery of pics with Hayden Panettiere’s irresistible pussy bulge is below. Check ‘em out

Girl in the picture above is Jaycee Lee Dugard. She looks nothing like that today. The picture is from 1991. Jaycee Lee Dugard was only 11 year old back then when one day someone grabbed at her as she was waiting for a school bus and kidnapped her. She was missing for 18 years. Having a kidnapped girl found after 18 years sounds like an unreal story, but this is no fiction – after 18 years of captivity, Jaycee Lee Dugard was found still alive and doing well.

Jaycee Lee Dugard was kidnapped by a registered sex offender and known rapist Philip Garrido. He was on lifetime parole which is kind of odd, given that he held a captive in his backyard for 18 years, raping her and fathering 2 kids with her, yet parole officers suspected nothing. What kind of paroling is this if known sex offender can easily kidnap a girl and keep her captive for 18 years in his own backyard? They might as well have made Philip Garrido a janitor in an elementary school. Law enforcement sometimes astounds me.

Nancy Garrido, 54 year old wife of 58 year old Phillip Garrido was also arrested on suspicion that she was with her husband (or aiding him) during the kidnapping of Jaycee Lee Dugard in South Lake Tahoe. Their mugshots are in the picture gallery below. The couple was described as “nice and friendly” by their neighbor, 78 year old Helen Boyer of Antioch who also had no idea that right next to her house there was a little girl kept captive and raped on regular basis by the neighbor who seemed like the nicest guy. They are always the nice guys.

The case of Jaycee Lee Dugard kidnapping was put to an end by a vigilant police officer who noticed Phillip Garrido at the campus of the University of California, Berkeley. The officer approached the man and questioned him. After brief background check, it became apparent that this was a parolee so the officer proceeded to contact his parole officer and inform him of happenings.

Phillip Garrido was ordered to show up for a parole meeting and behold – he showed up with his wife and also brought along Jaycee Lee Dugard and two kids she spawned after he sprayed his load of semen into her 14 year old vagina.

Phillip Garrido is facing charges for rape by force, lewd and lascivious acts with a minor and kidnapping a person under 14 years of age with intent to rape. Jaycee Lee Dugard retains custody over her children. Not sure what her intent is since the father of her kids is a rapist who kidnapped her and held her prisoner for 18 years against her will. Must be cool to be out in a world she may not recognize anymore. Her kids have never gone to school and the police don’t know yet whether Phillip Garrido raped them too.

Gallery of Jaycee Lee Dugard pictures before kidnapping as well as mugshots of awesome samples of human beings – Nancy and Phillip Garrido is below:

Remember when the first video of what is allegedly Michael Jackson alive leaked after news of his death flooded the net? It got many people wonder and whatever is going on in that video, it surely looked as though Michael Jackson may have been alive there. Now there is another video to allegedly prove that Michael Jackson is alive. This new video is laughable, though – however it’s become a bigger hit than the first one with the helicopter.

In this new video, a coroner’s truck is recorded pulling in inside some underground garage, when a person wearing white shirt and black pants with dark, shoulder length hair jumps out of it and walks in. This must be Michael Jackson right? He must be still alive, then. Yeah… well! Let’s take a look at this BS closely.

First of all, if Michael Jackson really wanted to fake his death and pull a trick of dying at us, he would want to make sure he’s not easily discovered. I mean – there’s a person pretending to be an incognito paparazzi agent with a video camera hiding behind the chicken wire. I’m sure that if death of Michael Jackson was staged, he and his people would never let a random person with a video camera by whom they passed with a car stand there and videotape their arrival with Michael jumping out of the car like that.

Secondly – this video is like all UFO video – awful quality, grainy, only showing a glimpse of a person and is basing the assumption that it’s Michael Jackson on the fact that a person seen there wears white top and dark pants, and has hair similar to that of Michael Jackson. While the original “Michael Jackson is Still Alive” video was kind of insane in the way it showed king of pop sit up, this one seem like a complete fail. But then again – you can never know in this day and age. One country managed to stage landing on the moon and so many people still believe it happened. Faking Michael Jackson’s death seems like an easy task.

Brits know how to deliver a message. Even though they took the idea of extremely graphic Public Service Announcements (PSA) from Canada, cause Ontario was the first to start with it when they have released their little pieces on workplace safety. The Texting While Driving Video segment is part of a 30 minute movie produced by the British government the purpose of which is to deter drivers from texting while driving. Nice of them – in Europe they actually have the laws making texting while driving illegal. This law has been there for at least 7 years, which is when I last spent some time in Europe. We still don’t have that here in North American. Maybe some jurisdictions (some provinces in Canada or some states in the US) do have texting while driving laws in place already, but as a general rule it is still not illegal.

I don’t understand how is texting while driving still illegal. I also don’t understand how it’s not illegal for females to drive but that’s a whole new topic. Seeing how each day my life gets put in danger by some stupid ho in a Cavalier texting her gay boyfriend to put his nasty dick in her ass makes me question what our government is waiting for. All of the three should be outlawed – female drivers, females spreading vaginas for wankers, texting while driving. Problem solved, public safety significantly increased. Isn’t that the purpose of most laws? Let’s protect general public and remove dangers from our streets. Well, maybe chicks sleeping with all the wrong guys is not a danger to public safety, but wouldn’t that make for a nice law?

BTW, if you haven’t seen any of the awesome Canadian workplace safety PSAs, check out this one video below:

Miss Kosovo 2009 Gona Dragusha was the hottest contestant at last night’s Miss Universe 2009 but didn’t get the title. Beauty pageants hardly every crown the hottest, most awesome girl and 2009’s rendition of Miss Universe was no different. Gona Dragusha still did pretty good and ended up being the second runner-up, however the international pool of beauty experts agree with me – the real Miss Universe is Miss Kosovo, Gona Dragusha. None other.

There’s something fishy about Venezuela. Aside from being the most dangerous and lawless country in the world (warning, extremely graphic – only in Venezuela!), they are also the only country to win Miss Universe pageant twice in a row. This is the sixth time Miss Venezuela took off with crown of Miss Universe. And Stefania Fernandez really has nothing on Gona Dragusha. But then again, Miss Universe is owned and controlled by mighty Donuld Trump himself who’s known for having an awful taste in women. I wonder why he favors Venezuela so much…

The Miss Universe pageant took place last night at the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas. Miss Venezuela Stefania Fernandez was chosen as the winner out of 83 contestants. Miss Dominican Republic – Ada Aimee de la Cruz ended up being the first runner up and Miss Kosovo Gona Dragusha was the second runner up. Miss Australia Rachael Finch finished fourth and Miss Puerto Rico Mayra Matos Perez got the spot #5.