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Cloris Leachman jumped on a bandwagon full of celebrities who release their tell all autobiographies. The banwagon is known for reaching said celebrities at such stage in their lives, when nobody really gives a poop about them (we all get there sooner or later) and this is just about the last shout in the dark they can make. The autobiography like that is guaranteed to include some spiced up stories full of sex and booze and midget amputee tranny bukake parties cause otherwise no one would buy that crap. And so does the Cloris Leachman autobiography.

The New York Post got a pre release peak of the upcoming tell-all book by Cloris Leachman titled simply “Cloris” (am I the only one who thinks of clitoris each time I see her name?) and shared a few lines with their readers which include… you guessed it – a story of how Cloris Leachman bumped into Gene Hackman in San Francisco while they were both shooting in the area in the 1970′s. The two went to have a dinner together, they didn’t even finish eating, ran upstairs and had epic sex together.

What a boring story, Cloris Leachman. You should have blown him in the elevator and get busboy clean up the sperm by telling him it much have been a dog vomit. To be fair, Cloris Leachman did add a spark to it at the end when she said she’d never seen Gene Hackman since. I like love stories with happy ending.

Kudos to grandma Cloris Leachman, though. Nice of her to be still so cheerful and share (most likely) truthful stories from her life. I hope her book does well. Cloris Leachman is now 82 year old.

Cloris Leachman Photo by Stefano Paltera for Los Angeles Times

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On its way of going down and down and down, Playboy continues with its endless charade of fail. Naming Joanna Krupa the sexiest swimsuit model in the world is Playboy’s latest showcase of how irrelevant and ridiculous this magazine is. I mean look at her – Joanna Krupa has got fake tits. The moment there are fake tits involved is the moment word sexy leaves the play and becomes completely irrelevant. Playboy has been irrelevant with the focus on fake breasted women for decades. It’s about time the operation of the irrelevant publication reached the end. And from sales of the magazin it seems like that day is not too far.

Joanna Krupa Bio

Joanna Krupa was born in Poland and just as 80% of poles, her parents moved out of there and settled abroad. This time in Chicago where Polish population is through the roof. According to interview with Fox New, Joanna Krupa has no issues posing topless or naked and tells other models that worrying about posing for the camera without clothes is ridiculous. Joanna Krupa said she took inspiration from quote of Pope John Paul II who said that people are born named, so showing naked bodies means showing works of God.

Aside from Playboy, Joanna Krupa also posed for other magazines for men, including Stuff, FHM, Inside Sport, Personal, Maxim,S teppin’ Out, and Teeze.

Below is the gallery of photos with Joanna Krupa. Take a look and tell if you really think this woman is the sexiest swimsuit model in the world as Playboy claims. No way, says me!

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Weight loss has become an unexpected hot topic now with all those new breakthroughs that we the innocent obese people with no lives have to listen to. As if magical African Mango Extract was not enough, now we have a celebrity publically displaying significant weight loss. Valerie Bertinelli is best known for being Barbara Cooper Royer, the daughter of Bonnie Franklin in One Day at a Time TV series. 48 year old Valerie Bertinelli, who’s always been overweight posed for the cover of People Magazine and damn… she’s no overweight woman no more. She’s a sexy looking, lean cougar. What happened? What’s the Valerie Bertinelli Weight Loss Secret?

The career of Valerie Bertinelli took off when she was a young girl. It started with being Barbara Cooper and continued with being becoming a wife of Eddie Van Halen, who was at the time the biggest rock star ever. Wild lifestyle with bad drinking and eating habits put some pounds on her. Fast forward few decade later – Valerie Bertinelli sees herself as overweight and self conscious because of it. She joins the Jenny Craig weight loss program, sheds 20 pounds and writes the book about her weight loss success titled “Losing It: And Gaining My Life Back One Pound at a Time.”

Now there is no secret – if you were hoping to find a get-slim-fast formula here, I will let you down. Get-slim-fast schemes are the same as get-rich-fast schemes. Only the person who sells the schemes benefits. Others never see results and all they got was monetary loss (as you have to spend money to join the scheme). If I were you, I’d say – eff it! Don’t buy no book, don’t join no program. Yes, Valerie Bertinelli lost some nice weight, but hell – don’t think the same is gonna happen to you if you buy her book or join her program (or a program she’s associated with). It all screams all forms of weird at me. There are too many names and items that cost money attached to the Valerie Bertinelli weight loss secret. Surely she did something right and did lose a lot of weight, but I find it ridiculous how everybody jumped on a bandwagon and is looking to monetize on it. This part I don’t like.

Forget about Valerie Bertinelli weight loss secret. Listen to Mark’s weight loss secret – quit eating fast food junk, you fat bastard. Buy as much organic as you can. 100% organic is the preference, but there aren’t many such out there. You got to get rid of addiction that preservative in conventional foods keep you stuck at. Get yourself a pedal bike and ride to work, instead of driving your ugly, penis-enhancing truck. It helps the environment anyway. And then when you stop being an ugly fat bastard, you can write your own book and you monetize on it. Don’t be a tool and make someone else rich by buying the dream they are selling. The dream is a dream is a dream. There are no magic formulas. But there are wise lifestyle choices. They will need help, but you can find it in health food and organic produce stores. See you when you’re lean. And don’t forget to eat lots of organic mango from Africa. I’m sure that stuff has some beneficial, weight loss promoting properties. You’ll feel much better about it than by following some questionable Valerie Bertinelli weight loss secret.

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No joke, this photo is old, small and weird, but it’s the only photo of David Letterman and his first wife and a high school sweetheart Michelle Cook. David Letterman first met Michelle Cook at the Ball State University and it was love at first sight. The two got married on July 2, 1968 – David Letterman was 21 year old and Michelle Cook just turned 22 on the day of their wedding. Since David Letterman keeps his personal life at low profile, everybody wants to know what the scoop with Michelle Cook was, since he’s now married to Regina Lasko, so let’s take a look at his previous marriage to his college sweetheart:

As it turns out, David Letterman married Michelle Cook in secret. His parents did not find out about it until four weeks later, when Michelle Cook came to see them after her already husband somewhat disappeared on her. Obviously, David had some explaining to do and even though he was drunk when beans got spilled, he confessed that he didn’t think the marriage through, but they got married because they loved each other, not because Michelle Cook was pregnant and neither of them was forced into marriage.

Michelle Cook was a music major, while David Letterman got his own degree in telecommunications. Shortly after the marriage, David went to work as weatherman in Indianapolis. The marriage to his college sweetheart lasted till 1977 when the two divorced. Michelle Cook is now 62 year old and I have no idea where she is or what she does. There are basically no verifiable photos other than the picture posted above (still working on tracking some down). Check out the video of David Letterman with Borat below – hilarious stuff.

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After beautiful 23 years together, Regina Lasko married David Letterman. What a beautiful thing to say, especially since marriages among celebrities are such a conveyor belt thing. Considering that Regina Lasko has been with David Letterman for 23 years and they’re still going strong at it, one can easily say that this marriage is built on solid base.

Now, we know how rare pictures of Regina Lasko are. Unlike common Hollywood gold diggers who get a chance to hook up with a celebrity, Regina Lasko does not spend her time off promenading herself in front of the paparazzi to get her dose of self conceit. Exact opposite is true. Regina Lasko is very reserved and values her privacy. David Letterman is just the same – he’s a public figure with a high profile TV talk show, but when he’s off TV, he likes to keep to himself and his… now wife Regina Lasko. Very rare vise among rich and famous.

Regina Lasko married David Letterman at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Montana courthouse last Thursday. Did you know where Montana is? It’s a US state – I swear. It’s right south of Alberta in Canada, where I live. Montana is perhaps the most low profile of all US states. Nothing big ever happens in Montana. When was the last time you’ve heard the news from that state? I mean, aside from Regina Lasko and David Letterman marriage. Yeah, as I thought. I’m not surprised the Lettermans chose Montana as the state where to get married.

David Letterman casually dropped the news of his marriage to his girlfriend of 23 years with whom he has a 5 year old son Harry during taping of his CBS Late Show today. The show has not gone live yet, but ET is already leaking the news. Yep, Regina Lasko and David Letterman are now married.

And as I have mentioned at the beginning, photos of Regina Lasko are rare, but we still have one for you to share. It’s not a wedding photo, those will probably never leak, but it’s still a cute picture of a (now married) couple in love. Happy married life to you, Regina Lasko and David Letterman.

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Little gay emo princess known as Zac Efron (yeah, that Zac Efron who rubs nipples with Vanessa Hudgens in High School Musical) went all raunchy for Interview Magazine and this time he got a real named model to rum herself against him. And it just happens to be one sexy piece of ass – Edita Vilkeviciute, hot Lithuanian supermodel who posed for Vogue and modeled some of the most prominent names in the industry. And if that wasn’t enough, Edita Vilkeviciute rubs herself against Zac Efron naked. Lucky bastard. Why it’s always gay people that get hottest chicks to rub their vaginas against them?

Pictures of naked Edita Vilkeviciute with rolled-in-mud Zac Efron will be published in April’s issue of Interview Magazine. Preview shots with image cropped just by Edita Vilkeviciute’s nipple have been provided to get us all in the mood and want to buy the magazine. Obviously, it’s a good marketing move. And it makes for a work safe image which I could still post without getting yelled at.

I wonder what Zac Efron was thinking when they made him touch a naked chick. He probably eww’d in his mind. And Edita Vilkeviciute was like – hmmm, young flesh. Yumm.

Source: Interview Magazine

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Britney Spears still sports the hot and sexy. Despite somewhat shaking last year, Britney Spears pulled herself together under the supervision of her daddy Jamie Spears and is back in full swing in the music scene. Sales of her recently released Circus album are doing very good, she performs in sold out halls – Britney Spears is back and her music is actually less gay than it was before. Hmmm, she matured. To accompany the release of Circus album, Britney Spears posed for the lens of a photographer to shoot these Circus Promo Photos. And she really looks good in each of them.

Now, I do realize that promo shoots are heavily photoshopped before they are released for public eyes as photos, but still – it’s a nice change from puked out Britney Spears we were used to seeing not so long ago. Many photos are definitely photoshopped to give them that “Circus” appeal with obviously digital backgrounds but that was meant to be photographed like that and what can I say – Britney Spears looks hot in those photos. Grats to you Brit and here’s a wish you get back on track.

If only you could find the way to get rid of that leech Kevin Federline who’s ripping you right in the ass long distance. What a stupid mofo. Britney Spears should really find the way to scratch him off the leech list and cease the paycheck he receives. Daddy Spears deserves his pay – he got Britney back on track. But KFed? He’s just sucking her out like a leech. Find a big boot, brit and shove it up his ass already.

The gallery of 9 hot photos from Circus promo shoot with Britney Spears is below. Click twice for high resolution images:

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Well, I guess I shouldn’t be judgmental. We all age, but as a beauty queen myself I must address shining good looks that Pamela Anderson with no make-up radiates in this photo. Maybe she was just having a bad hair day – hangover and a menstruation knocked on the door as soon as she woke up. It’s Friday the 13th afterall (pic was not taken today, though).

Without make-up or not, I have never found Pamela Anderson attractive. But then again, fake boobs give me chlamydia by just looking at them. And to be honest – Pamela Anderson is over 40 year old, if I remember correctly. I know 20 year olds that don’t look any better without make-up. Some chicks simply don’t cut it. But who would have thought that fake boobed Baywatch stars age. I thought they were invincible, like Chuck Norris.

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I’m filing this under “Celebrities” even though Crystal McCahill really isn’t one. At least not yet, unless we count her appearance on The Girls Next Door. This could quickly change as Crystal McCahill is scheduled to appears in May issue of Playboy Magazine (Playboy still exists? You mean it’s 2009 and people would still pay for photos of overphotoshoped women with undeveloped labia and fake tits?) as Playboy’s Miss May 2009. But before the centerfold, Crystal McCahill unvolunterily introduces a different kind of photos of herself – mugshots. She was caught driving under influence on January 7, 2009 and must appear before a Cook County judge on March 19. Hmmm, who would have thought Playboy bunnies could drive. Perhaps DUI is how they do that…

Crystal McCahill was arrested for DUI after she drove through red light in Chicago. 25 year old future Playboy Miss told the police she only had three shots at Climax, a nightclub where she works (why does it not surprise me that aspiring Playboy model would start her career working at a nightclub?). The police smelled strong reek of alcohol coming from her mouth and her eyes were blood shot. Crystal McCahill blew a load from her lungs into an alcohol detector which shower her alcohol levels were twice the legal limit. Busted. Nice mugshot photo, BTW Miss Crystal McCahill.

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I scarcely ever watch American Idol, but Lisa Lampenelli makes me want to get into it again. That chick’s the tits. Jay Leno had Simon Cowell as guest on his show and added Lisa Lampenelli to the mix later on, who totally stole the show. The woman’s insane, just the way I like it. She basically did not shut her yap and kept spewing funniest shite I’ve seen in a long time.

I particularly liked at the beginning when she took a breath and unleashed her ode to hot piece Simon Cowell. Quoting Lisa Lampenelli:

“Why do people watch American Idol? Simon Cowell! Am I right folks? Please! Who are they going to watch? Randy Jackson? Please… that fat bastard. He looks like the chef from South Park. And that Paula Abdul… OMG – everybody’s good, everybody’s good. Bitch, pick the three guys you wanna bang this season, tell the rest they stink.”

How can you not like that woman. She’s hilarious and very witty. Added great amount of energy to otherwise mundane Jay Leno show. Video worth watching, check it out.