Jeremy Jackson Sex Tape is just another sex tape on behalf of a fading star who longs for more media attention. Hobie Buchannon from Baywatch is now a grown up man and got himself video taped having sex with Sky Lopez.

As former porn star, Sky Lopez has enough experience getting her vagina drilled on camera, but for Jeremy Jackson this will be the first publically released Sex Tape. It appears as though Jeremy didn’t want the sex tape to go public, but claims that he was forced to hand it over after receiving threats by Sky Lopez’s thugs. That’s a new one, if you ask me. Celebrities always find the most ridiculous excuses to distance themselves from release of their sex tape, yet it’s all secretly organized by them with efforts to bring a spotlight back on their abandoned faces. Jeremy Jackson got a little bit more creative with his promotion for the release of the sex tape. It’s working.

Jeremy Jackson Sex Tape will be hitting the internets shortly. I’m assuming we will hear from Jeremy Jackson soon after the official release. He’ll probably sue the company who released it to public to get more media attention. After that he will have a sex tape launch banquet with the company that released the sex tape and will invite all media partners to that Great Opening.

I know how celebrities operate, Jeremy Jackson. You ain’t fooling my ass. You could have at least picked a pussy we all haven’t seen yet. Nobody cares about overfucked Sky Lopez. Fucking noob!

Oh… I really could not help and had to post this pic of David Hasselhof:

Some worthless rapper Jay-Z and his worthless buddy Young Jeezy (if you’ve never heard of them, don’t mind it – I’d never either. They both suck) went on a racist slur with a rant at the Inaugural Ball following Barack Obama’s swear into the office. The video below is from O’Reilly Factor where the host talks about this racist, anti Bush rant with Dennis Miller.

Let’s not mess around much and take a look at what the rappers had to say (no censorship here):

Racist Rant by Jay-Z

My president is black, in fact he’s half white. So even in a racist mind he’s half right. If you’ve got a racist mind it’s alright. My president is black, but his house is all white! My president is black, in fact he’s half white. So even in a racist mind he’s half right. If you’ve got a racist mind it’s alright. My president is black, but his house is all white! Never thought I’d say this shit, baby I’m good. You can keep your pussy because I don’t want no more Bush. No more war. No more iraq. No more white lies, my president is black.

Racist Rant by Young Jeezy

I know ya’ll thanking a lot of people right now. I want to thank two people. I want to thank the motherfucker overseas that threw two shoes at George Bush, and I want to thank the motherfuckers who helped them move they shit up out the White House. Get it moving bitch! My president is motherfucking black, nigga!

Jay-Z and Young Jeezy Racist Rant at the Inaugural Ball Video with Bill O’Riley and Dennis Miller is below

Diane Sawyer pulled off some form of drunk stunt on Good Morning America this morning. The video below was compiled together by good folks over at Gawker and it appears as though Diane Sawyer enjoyed free booze at The Inaugural Balls to the point that she was still drunk in the morning when the time came for her to run the show. Drunk or not, ABC put her on the air letting her mumbo jumbo fly. But really… was Diane Sawyer drunk or did she just fooled us all?

ABC claims that Diane Sawyer did not attend any ball. She spent whole night reporting and pulled off full 24 hours on the air. She must be playing with us or something. If Diane Sawyer wasn’t drinking, then why does she sound like she’s having worst hangover in the universe? And why did ABC put her on the air? Does this happen when you work 24 hours straight or was there really some booze involved and bitch is both tired and drunk? Either way, Diane Sawyer is annoying and someone should punch her in the face already!

Yes, it’s the same gold digger Sarah Larson who was chewing on George Clooney’s nut sack just last year and yes, it’s the same Ryan Cabrera who was fisting Ashlee Simpson’s prostate yet before that. Yes, I wouldn’t be surprised if Ashlee Simpson had a prostate. But let’s get back to our awesome couple of failed gold diggers – Sarah Larson and Ryan Cabrera.

Sarah Larson had a little bit too much to drink at the Sundance Film Festival in Las Vegas and got all raunchy with half a dozen men. Failed gold diggers seek attention anywhere they can, even if it requires showing 6 dicks in your mouth at the same time. When her pussy-rubbing-against-six-men session was done with, dumb gold digger dumped failed losers and left with Ryan Cabrera. She must have took a smarten up pill later that night to have had dumped failed losers and swapped them for a failed gold digger. Ryan Cabrera’s name at least made it on some sites and magazine pages. What a has been either way.

What the couple of failed gold diggers did together is a big mystery, maybe they’d sat at the round table and had a business talk. next thing we see is a new business formed in Las Vegas. Name of the business? Sarah Larson and Ryan Cabrera school of failed gold digging – have your whoring destroyed the spectacular way.

Sarah Larson pic credit: AP (Associated Press)

Mickey Rourke won a Golden Globe award last night for his role in The Wrestler and as he was giving his speech to the excited crowd he paid homage to the director Darren Aronofsky by calling him “one tough son of a bitch“. All in good spirit. I actually enjoyed Mickey Rourke and his speech – nothing like dropping a b-bomb at the Golden Globe Awards. That tough Son of a Bitch Darren Aronofsky responded by giving Mickey Rourke middle finger. Those two are good buddies, you can tell.

Mickey Rourke sported awesome outfit at the Golden Globe. WTF is he wearing anyway? That wig gets in his face too. This was Mickey’s first best actor Golden Globe award. He definitely took it with style. I’m glad NBC hasn’t censored all that shit out like we’re little kids.

The Wrestler is a movie about life of Randy “The Ram” Robinson a professional wrestler with pretty messed up life. I have not seen the movie yet but the reviews are pretty good suggesting it could be a pretty decent watch and Evan Rachel Wood is in it. I have it on a to-do list to check it out after I had returned from vacation in the Dominican Republic.

Below is the YouTube video of Mickey Rourke calling Darren Aronofsky one tough son of a bitch and getting flipped off in return during his Golden Globe award speech.

Mickey Rourke Golden Globe Pic by WENN

As Kevin Federline’s girlfriend, Victoria Prince has been bumping pie holes with K-Fed since December 2008. There isn’t much that is known about Victoria Prince, but allegedly she was a decent volleyball player back before she started sucking on Kevin Federline’s dick and as we know, Volleyball Players Have Seriously Sexy Asses. Whether she lured K-Fed into her vagina with the power of her volleyball ass is also unknown but I wouldn’t trust a volleyball player with anything else.

The fact that so little is known about Victoria Prince got on the nerves of former Kevin Federline’s wife – Britney Spears who is said to have set their sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to spy on her and report back. Actually, Britney Spears has just asked the boys what Victoria Prince is like and if she stays overnight with daddy. She best start explaining the kids on why daddy stuffs his pee pee into that lady’s mouth cause they’re gonna open the door on them mid fellatio.

Poor Britney Spears. She gets milked big time by that douche K-Fed and she’s still all into him. He manipulates her like there’s no tomorrow and knows she gets jealous. So he plays the jealousy game and laughs his ass off from above. Britney needs to quit bumping her pie juices with weirdoes from abroad, like Sandip Soparrkar and hook up with a handsome white guy like… well… me. That’s funny how I fit the profile all of a sudden. I’d keep Britney Spears so happy she’d have no need to be jealous of some Victoria Prince. I’ll father her third son.

Victoria Prince is 6 foot tall. That’s some height. How does Kevin Federline put up with that. I assume it pays well if you’re a foot fetishist. You start licking the toes and by the time you’re up to her cooch, she’s all raunchy and you have ejaculated four times.

For the first time since his diagnosis, Patrick Swayze sit down with Barbara Walters to address rumors regarding his pancreatic cancer and tell the truth about how he’s doing. Countless entertainment portals, including Beer Steak Blog reported what was said when the news of his cancer surfaced – that Patrick Swayze is dying and has only weeks to live. Obviously, this proved to be a big pile of pancreatic poop. Patrick Swayze is still kicking it, however pancreatic cancer is “the beast” – (get it? The Beast is the title of the TV series starring Patrick Swayze).

I wish Barbara Walters wasn’t so irritatingly obnoxious. Listening to her makes me want to murder Shiba Inu puppies. Her speech impediment and hissing sounds she makes as she swallows words combined with annoying color of her voice should be outlawed before someone stomps babies because of that. God I hate Barbara Walters. But alas, she was the one Patrick Swayze let interview him.

Barbara Walters did touch some touchy topics in the interview. She asked Patrick Swayze if he thought it could have been his smoking that caused pancreatic cancer. Patrick Swayze kind of responded positively, but has no intentions to quit smoking. Stage 4 pancreatic cancer typically claims lives within months. Patrick Swayze has been kicking around for a year already and still filming The Beast. He surely doesn’t give up. He’s ready to fight the cancer and not ready to die.

The entire video interview is below. It’s split into 5 parts, leaving commercials that were separating it out. Enjoy.

Patrick Swayze on Barbara Walters Video Interview Part 1

Patrick Swayze on Barbara Walters Video Interview Part 2

Patrick Swayze on Barbara Walters Video Interview Part 3

Patrick Swayze on Barbara Walters Video Interview Part 4

Patrick Swayze on Barbara Walters Video Interview Part 5

Hugh Hefner continues his charade with incredibly useless blonds. Crystal Harris is the latest on the long list of worthless girlfriend whores who would suck old man’s dick cause they’re useless to do anything worth while.

Crystal Harris has been desperately trying to draw attention to herself by sucking on Hef’s little toe for a while, but mostly in vain. Hef had other worthless blondes by his side at the time – Kendra Wilkinson, Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison sucked out as much as they could out of Playboy owner but when your name is Hugh Hefner, you can only stand one blonde for so long. When the trio of skanks departed, they were swiftly replaced by twin gold diggers Kristina and Karissa Shannon. Crystal Harris entered the scene at that time as well, but remained obscure… until today.

The 22 year old Crystal Harris slammed her fist on the table and said: “Enough. I’m as blonde and plastic as they get. I want my share of attention.” You’re dream comes true, Crystal. The purpose of your life – being a whore that sucks on the mummy penis of Hugh Hefner – is hereby accomplished. May you live in peace.

Way to make a name for yourself… Liskula Cohen, a model who appeared on front page of Vogue and modeled for some of world’s top designers, such as Gianni Versace or Giorgio Armani is suing Google because some celebrity blogger who hosts his blog on Google owned Blogger.com called her a #1 Skank. Skank is as skank does. Liskula Cohen is just a fucking desperate attention whore and needs to shut the fuck up!

36 year old Liskula Cohen who’s originally from Toronto lists her relationship status on Friendster as “Single” (check out her profile HERE but mute your speakers unless you want to barf out your breakfast. She’s got some lame music playing there). Obviously, MILF in her mid 30′s who’s still single is going through menopause midlife crisis bitchfest. She just needs a big hard dildo up her ass, that’ll shut her up.

Blogger whom Liskula Cohen is after called her for who she is – an old hag and a #1 skank. He also added that Liskula Cohen is a desperate forty something who may have been hot 10 year ago. I agree with parts of it. Obviously, one part I don’t agree with is a “forty something” comment. Dude, she’s fucking 36. Old hags give good head.

All pissed off and shit, Liskula Cohen is suing Google and wants them to give her the name of the blogger so she can show him she’s not a skank. Good times ahead. Maybe she just wants to track him down so she can milk the shit out of his dick for being the only blogger who still blogs about her. Wait…

Actually, I wouldn’t mind getting sued by Liskula Cohen. It may get me into some real shit, but it could also get me laid. Imagine the press I’d get. Hot bitches would be throwing their vaginas at my face. I’d actually get some real pussy for a change.

Ever wondered what size vagina Britney Spears had? Now you can find out, just head over to her Twitter (who the hell uses Twitter nowadays?) and check it out. Some loser bigger than me (would never believe there is one) hacked Britney Spears’ Twitter and posted the funny on there. I don’t ever get laid, but I still can at least jerk off to free online porn, but losers from basements who never see daylight and can’t even get it hard are uber pathetic. This hacker screams at me with being one. Dude – if you can beat me at sucking, you know you truly are the shit!

This who effect is quadrupled by the fact that the loser uses twitter. I’ve never even been to Twitter. Beat that. Except from now of course, that I went to check out Britney Spears and her hacked account. BTW, if you haven’t figured that shit out, it’s on http://www.twitter.com/britneyspears. The day I join Twitter is the day I can’t get my dick hard. When there is no jerking off to porn, then lame bullshit like Twitter comes to be.

Above is the pic of the priceless screenshot of what the awesomeness looked like when Britney Spears Twitter was Hacked.