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Sharon Stone has crazy hard nipples. She’s a hot MILF like no other. 50 year old but easily hotter than most younger chicks. And let’s not forget the finest body part of this MILF – Sharon Stone Pussy Bulge. This bitch has crotch that looks like crotch of Ron Jeremy. I’d still hit that.

But let’s talk about Sharon Stone crazy hard nipples for a second. So casual, so candid and so hard. Damn, she must have been having sex over phone, her snatch was probably leaking wet with pussy juices and smelled of sex in miles radius. Horny dogs were gathering around to see which bitch is so horny she gives out this smell of love. Sharon Stone is the pinnacle of sex. I want to have sex with her before I die. Hope she won’t pull tae kwon do on my ass…

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Tila Tequila, the embodiment of all things gross proved me once again why her booby are the ugliest masses of silicone under the Sun. Those things are bigger than her head. So fucking gross… Gah!

I’m sure there’s got to be restraining order for Tila Tequila and her booby restraining her from flying. You wouldn’t want those gross fake boobs to explode up in the air. She may be useful on a boat though. If you’re going to sink, just hang on to those inflatables and you’re saved.

Damn this bitch is ugly…

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Caroline D’Amore, a chick that used to party with Paris Hilton before she went to jail decided to spend her Labor Day on the beach in Malibu. Nothing wrong with that, cause she put on sexy bikini and frolicked around so the paparazzi could take good pics of her. Caroline D’Amore is so hot. As a model and an actor… and a DJ (my friends from New York said she sucked major balls spinning) this chick sounds like a good lay. Let’s also not forget that she’s gonna inherit D’Amore’s Pizza Connection which was founded by her father and his wife.

And no, she’s not married. The douche that’s with her is a boyfriend Matthew Ross (not in the pics).

Full gallery of Caroline D’Amore bikini pics with bio and other information on the link below:

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Caroline D’Amore Pics credit: Pacific Coast News

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I know you all can’t wait what Prince William’s penis and Kate Middleton’s vagina looks like and your wishes are about to come true. Prince William and Kate Middleton hed their personal digital camera stolen and as it turns out, the chip could contain sex pics of the couple doing nasty things to each other. Let the sexual fantasies take off – what do you think sex between Prince William and Kate Middleton looks like? Prince William probably puts a ring gag in Kate Middleton, ties her up in unescapable Japanese bondage, puts clothes pins on her nipples and labia and slashes her with a cane. And she screams: “Thank you, Master!” – Nah, I made that all up. Prince William would never do that to her. Kate Middleton looks like she could easily take it in the ass. My type of lay…

Enough blabber. British The Sun reports that they were offered sex pics of Prince William and Kate Middleton that are reportedly on a flash card from a stolen camera. Two guys who claim they’ve got the cam with intimate pics asked for £50,000.

Instead of creating another sex scandal, The Sun reported the buggers to the police who arrested one guy who’s now held on suspicion of theft and attempted money laundering. FAIL!

Aside form boring pictures of Prince William and Kate Middleton swimming and frolicking together, the camera reportedly contained pictures of the couple making out in the Caribbean while on the holiday. The Royals made sure none of the pics leak to the public and The Sun did their civic duty in protecting the family. I’m sure there were pictures much juicier than what we’re being told, but Queen wouldn’t be impressed if hard core BDSM pics of her grand son got plastered all over the net. If he keeps it up, we’re gonna get them sooner or later. I’m all juiced up already…

Prince William and Kate Middleton image credit: WENN

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Kelly Osbourne was at a party in Hollywood, when Axl Rose, 46 year old Guns ‘n’ Roses singer approached her and laid it straight what was on his mind. Axl Rose to Kelly Osbourne: “I Want To Fuck You“. Tell it how you feel it, Axl Rose…

Dude doesn’t mess around. He was having itchy penis, Kelly Osbourne was around all hot and shit, or maybe he could smell her pussy, so without any ado he laid it on – I Want To Fuck You!

Richie Rich – Fashion designer from New York was happy to talk to OK! Magazine all about Axl Rose hitting on Kelly Osbourne. How full of shit he is, I do not know, but it was fun to hear. Good ol’ 80s I tell ya.

BTW – stunning picture of Kelly Osbourne in a see through black dress looking incredibly hot is form London’s premiere of The Dark Knight. I’d want to fuck that too. Kelly looks hot and classy.

Kelly Osbourne Image Credit: Splash News

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Lame joke, I know. Give me a break though. It’s Thursday, I have the right to be slow and lame today. Anyway – Heidi Montag went out grocery shopping with Spencer Pratt, paps were around and Heidi felt the need to show off her giant melons. Maybe she’s shopping around for her next breast implants and decided watermelons would be better than silicone.

Heidi Montag ranked as #36 hottest female on the Maxim magazine’s Hot 100 list for 2008. Maybe she’s trying to improve her ranking or something. Not like giant melons are going to do the job or anything.

To get you all barfed up, below is the video from HeidiMontag.com which is supposed to be her latest song titled “Overdosing” and you better have a vomit bag at the ready cause that shit is a serious bile upsetter. Just fucking terrible. Heidi Montag = FAIL!

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Jenny McCarthy is so fine. Definitely one of the hottest, if not THE hottest MILF in Hollywood. She’s just perfect, she’s fun, good looking, dresses up without making herself look slutty, never goes over the top with her hair or make up. Plus look at that body – that’s one fine Mom I’d Like to Fuck.

Let’s talk about her nipple for a second. I’m not a big fan of big boob, I prefer them smaller and perky, but those hard nipples of Jenny McCarthy are looking at me and talking to me. You can never go wrong with tight jeans and black tank top without a bra if you’re a famous Hollywood Milf, because flashes of paparazzi always make otherwise opaque black look see through. Those nipples are worth it. Jim Carrey is a lucky bugger. He get’s to fuck Jenny McCarthy, the hottest Milf in Hollywood.

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Brooke Mueller is Pregnant. The hottest piece of ass that douche Charlie Sheen could have come by is not only available for him to fuck, he even got to spray his semen all over her vagina insides to the point that Brooke Mueller is now knocked up with his child. Damn Charlie Sheen, his new wife is so hot. Check out Brooke Mueller hot bikini pictures to see what I mean.

In Touch Magazine (yes, that In Touch that get 95% of everything they report wrong) is reporting that only few short months after their wedding, Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen are expecting a baby. Charlie Sheen is on top of his fertility period. Denise Richards, his former wife with whom he’s still going through painful legal after divorce crap must be fuming out of anger. Their nasty custody battle over their children Sam and Lola is still happening and still very bitter. That doesn’t stop Charlie Sheen from inseminating Brooke Mueller. She’s one hot piece of ass, I’d make her pregnant in an instant too.

Charlie Sheen is definitely a weirdo and a douche, but he seems so very happy with Brooke Mueller and keeps telling everyone what a great step mother she is to his three kids from previous marriages (on top of Sam and Lola, Charlie Sheen is also a father to 25-year-old Cassandra Jade Estevez, from his first marriage to Paula Profit). Congrats to the happy couple and I hope Brooke Mueller gives birth to a beautiful, healthy child

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller image credit: Adriana M. Barraza / WENN

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Introducing Christine Nguyen, she’s a sexy adult model which is a little bit outside of the scoop of Beer Steak blog, but considering wide range of readers, I thought I’d bring in something new that many of you could appreciate.

Christine Nguyen Bio

Christine Nguyen is from Texas, but was born in Saigon, Vietnam. She currently resides and operates out of Los Angeles – I guess that’s closer to most adult producers. Her portfolio of life experiences includes work in the radio, appearances on the TV, some film even, as well as some modeling jobs for commercials and print advertising. Christine Nguyen has got a degree in journalism and graphics design and is an avid traveler who visited many countries around the globe.

There are plenty of nude pictures of Christine Nguyen all over the net, just look it up if you desire to see this model naked.

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Kristen Renton, an American actress best know from her appearances in CSI: New York, or movie In the Mix has posed bare foot with Barack Obama on her pussy. Not sure whether she had meant to promote Barack Obama or mock him, but at least he got somewhat close to vagina.

That being said, I’d totally bury my face in Kristen Renton’s crotch. She looks like she has a decent size camel toe. I’m a foot fetish person too and can appreciate hot chick with bare feet. Luckily, Kristen Renton doesn’t have ugly feet, but from some angles the toes appear big. I don’t mind that, as long as the chick doesn’t have sixth toe, cause that’s just plain gross and spoils everything for me. Nice legs too. Would you hit Kristen Renton?

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