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Barbara Walters’ Affair with Married Senator Edward Brooke

Barbara Walters’ Affair with Married Senator Edward Brooke

I always new Barbara Walters was a whore. I can’t stand her obnoxious ass and this skanky story just adds to the entire “please die already, Barbara Walters” feelings situation.

Barbara confessed to another obnoxious woman – Oprah Winfrey – that back in the 70′s she had am affair with married Senator Edward Brooke. Edward Brooke was the first black person to get the senate chair by popular vote. She kept meeting with the senator for several years behind his wife’s back and took all precautions to make sure their affair doesn’t become known or else the careers of both of them would go down the pooper.

Barbara couldn’t say if she was in love with Edward Brooke, but she found him exciting and brilliant. She told Oprah that those were exciting times she had with him in Washington.

Their secret affair hit its end in 1978. Later on, Senator divorced his wife and has been wifeless since. Whether his divorce was influenced by the affair with Barbara Walters is not known. The Associate Press folks tried to get a hold of him, but no one returned the call at the time of this post.

I want a Barbara Walters and Senator Edward Brooke sex tape. Damn it… wouldn’t that be nice. I wander what her pussy looked like before it went all wrinkly and loose.

David Blaine Beat the World Record in Breath Holding

David Blaine Beat the World Record in Breath Holding

David Blaine did it. When he announce that he’s gonna attempt to beat the world record in breath holding live on Oprah, it all seemed so distant and now he’s the bearer of the world’s record for breath holding.

After a month of preparations, David Blaine went under water for 17 minutes and 4 seconds on today’s Oprah’s Show. Previous breath holding world record was set in Switzerland and the crazy held his breath for 16 minutes and 32 seconds. David Blaine had an uneasy task of trying to beat that.

Is this shit real or fake? I don’t know. It was on Oprah show and above is the video. Who knows? David’s magic is all a big fluke start to end, so who knows. But apparently Guinness Book of World Records reps were there, monitoring all activity, making sure that everything is worthy a mention in the book. Which could mean he did hold his breath for real.

17 minutes without breathing is pretty impressive. I’m kind of having hard time believing this is possible. I go all tipsy and my vision goes to pooper after 40 seconds. I can’t imagine anyone not providing any oxygen to their brain for 17 minutes. Kind of weird.

BTW – didn’t David Blaine used to call himself a magician? If so, dd he run out of all magic trick ideas that he needed to attempt a Guinness World record in breath holding? Maybe he never was a magician.

As much as I think David Blaine is a complete moron, he chose right show for his record, because Oprah is yet more annoying than him and her lameness outshined David’s. Congrats.

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Miley Cyrus Topless for Vanity Fair

Miley Cyrus Naked for Vanity Fair

Miley Cyrus is 15 year old and she’s already taken her clothes off for Annie Leibovitz who was hired to take these pics by Vanity Fair magazine.

After closer examination of this picture, it is not clear whether Miley Cyrus was wearing a bra or whether she’s fully topless, only covering her breasts with a sheet. Her black hair is kind of messy and it is hard to tell whether that’s a strand of hair or a bra strap around her neck. Fact of a matter remains, the pose is meant to make her look like she’s topless. Even though the picture itself is not “nsfw”, the context in which she was captured sends out wrong impressions to the fans who idolize her.

Since Miley Cyrus is underage, her personality and everything she does appeals to girls of the same age group. What we can expect as a result is that we’re going to see underage girls posing the Miley Cyrus style after having been inspired by these topless pictures.

On the other hand, though – when Brooke Shields made her big debut, she revealed far more than Miley Cyrus in approximately the same age. I don’t remember anyone getting upset over her nudity back in the day. But there was no MySpace back then either. The times have changed. I’m curious myself to see what comes out of it. Will Vanity Fair publish the pictures or will they give up to the pressure of countless internet portals that got outraged over nudity of a 15 year old?

Read more: Miley Cyrus Naked Pics by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair

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Dita Von Teese at Coachella

Dita Von Teese at Coachella

Unlike Kelly Osbourne, i don’t find absolutely nothing interesting about Dita von Teese. If it wasn’t for her involvement with Marilyn Manson, she would be a nobody she’s always been. Now she’s just a has been.

This is Diat von Teese at Coachella festival looking as boring as she always does. Thank God she could not take her giant wine glass with her there, otherwise she’d be driving around in that shit. Just how many more times will a woman pose inside a champagne glass? Damn, she needs to get her priorities straight.

Dita von Teese Lesbian Video from her Porn Past is here.

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Kelly Osbourne at Coachella

Kelly Osbourne at Coachella

This is what Kelly Osbourne looked like this weekend at Coachella. I love that girl to death. She’s the daughter of Ozzy Osbourne, I care less about what she looks like, how she acts, when she had her first anal sex or how ugly her feet are. She’s Ozzy fucking Osbourne’s daughter and that’s that. I’d marry Ozzy’s daughter is she had horns and tail. Hold on a second, I’d marry anyone with horns and tail. Fuck, I’m lost.

Anyway, what kind of G** damn outfit is that? That’s the stupidest t-shirt I have seen since the crap that 12 year old whore at the mall the other day who had a t-shirt saying “I <3 Hockey Players”. It says “Speak throughout it and I don’t even think it’s a t-shirt. I think it’s just a piece of fabric thrown across her torso. I’d still do Kelly Osbourne. She’s Ozzy’s spawn, you can’t go wrong there.

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Jodie Marsh Party Pics

Jodie Marsh Party Pics

Well, there’s only one, but her boobs are so gross, I had to post it. Everybody’s favorite silicone tits aka Jodie Marsh brought her plastic breast surgery to some dude’s party in exchange for free booze and partied it out like a rock star. We all have our ways to join fun, Jodie Marsh pathed her way with her grossly oversized fake boobs.

Seriously, don’t sneeze too loud or those things are going to burst up and the silicone will land right on your face. Actually that would be worth it. I’d go to that party. I’d be pretending I’m popping balloons when the lights go bright at the end of all fun and pop one of her boobs to explode in my face. I’d walk around with it for weeks. I wouldn’t even shower and would tell everybody I got Jodie Marsh’s tits all over my face. Damn hot.

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Pics of Singer Pink with Super Stiff Nipples

Pics of Singer Pink with Super Stiff Nipples

Pink‘s feet look outrageously gross, her legs are fat, and the tattoos on her legs are lame but this all can be over looked because her super stiff nipples going all pencil erasers at me from underneath her white tank top make up for everything else.

Any ideas what it is she bought? It doesn’t seem to have any label clearly suggesting what kind of weirdness the singer picked up, but it’s got to be special based on how she seems too obsessed with it. Maybe some jello edible penises of some sort. Who knows what weirdness Pink is into.

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John Travolta Has Pubes for Mustache

John Travolta Has Pubes for Mustache

Well, this has got to be the first time after a very long time that John Travolta is not wearing a wig, but what the fuck are those pubes all over his face about? What kind of a G** Damn mustache is that? Dude, sober the fuck up already. That’s worse than the Village People. He otherwise looks not too bad for his age, but the mustache gives him gayer than gay look. He must have dyed his hair too. It’s got some healthy color to it and I also think he’s wearing a foundation on his face. Dude looks after himself, but the pubes for mustache are not cool. Take it off, John Travolta.

The picture is from today’s introduction of Michael D. Eisner’s into the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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Carmen Electra Will Marry Rob Patterson

Carmen Electra Will Marry Rob Patterson

Carmen Electra is set to marry Rob Patterson – Korn’s touring guitarist whom she’s been dating for not even a year.

Last week, when Carmen Electra was having her super lame birthday party in Las Vegas to commemorate her 36 years of poisoning the Earth, Rob Patterson must have got drunk or some shit cause the dude proposed. He must have been drugged and probably regrets his stupid ass decision now. Rob gave her a ring with a black diamond set amidst white diamonds.

Carmen’s spokesperson confirmed that the two are looking to get married so the shit’s official. Carmen even had a letter “R” tattooed on her skull right behind her ear to remind herself who the fuck she’s dating. Unless she wanted everyone to know that she’s a Retard.

If marriage does take place, 37 year old Rob Patterson will become carmen Electra’s third husband, after she spent a little less than a year being married to Dennis Rodman and over three years with Dave Navarro.

I think I’m gonna listen to some Korn now.

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David Blaine to Break Guinness World Record Live on Oprah

David Blaine to Break Guinness World Record Live on Oprah

Brooklyn born magician David Blaine mostly known for his street magic is set to break Guinness World Record by holding his breath for more than 16 minutes and 14 seconds. This is current no breathing Guinness World Record and David Blaine is determined to break it. He already made one attempt at breaking it back in 2006, but failed miserably at it.

This time around he’s taking it live on Oprah. I’m guessing if you’re gonna kill some of your brain cells by restraining the influx of fresh air to it, you may as well do it live on Oprah so you don’t turn into a brain dead zombie for nothing. The date has been set on April 30th this year. Go David Blaine.

David has done some crazy shit before, some of which involved him being buried in a coffin alive for a week, other involved him living in water for a week and he also completed 44 days long fasting. So David Blaine has done some crazy shit before, what’s some breath holding for a mofo like him.

BTW – that’s gonna be some boring shit to watch on Oprah show. What’s there to see watching a dude hold his breath for 20 minutes? It’s not like he’ll be swinging his naked balls on camera while he’s holding a grip on his nostrils.