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Penelope Cruz is not new to going nude for the movie camera and latest flick she stars in is no different. Elegy is a Spanish movie about a Teacher whose world gets upside down when he gets involved with his student. Of course the student is played by Nude Penelope and the teacher is played by Ben Kingsley. Yep, that’s right, in order to get a peak of naked video clips with Penelope Cruz, you will have to put up with Ben Kingsley getting his fat ass in the view.

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Penelope Cruz Naked – Stills from movie Elegy

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Jesse Metcalfe, the gardener from Desperate Housewives has some hot moobs. Those are man boobs in case you’re been in a cave past decade. He grows some serious chest hair and looks overall good.

These are Jesse Metcalfe’s latest pictures he just posted on his MySpace page.

Anyway you put it, it does look like a wonderful rack he’s wearing. I wander how much photoshop these pictures saw, but if this is his real deal chest, then he’s got my admiration. If he continues to grow his moobs, he’s gonna need a goddamn man-bra soon.

I think it’s time for me to put these pics up on my fitness changing room door and look at them each time I feel like I’m not gonna work out today. Seeing that Jesse Metcalfe achieved hot body like this will be an inspiration for me to follow. Damn, I want those moobs too.

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Carlos Leon looks like he’s a hitman on a mission. That’s his daughter he’s holding by the hand. Lourdes Maria Ciccone Leon was born after Carlos Leon deposited his sperm into Madonna’s womb back in 1996.

The story of Carlos Leon is simple but it kicks ass. Born in Cuba, he managed to get his ass across to the US during Mariel Boatlift and was one of 10 000 Cubans who gained US asylum. Next thing you know, he became Madonna’s personal trainer and then he boned her. Not only that, he got Madonna pregnant and Lourdes is what came out of it.

Here’s Carlos Leon with his daughter Lourdes walking the streets of New York yesterday. The “don’t mess with us” aura around them says it all. Don’t mess with those two. You’re gonna get your sorry ass kicked.

I’m assuming greasy hair and facial pubes are OK… once you fucked Madonna.

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This is the most awesome thing ever. Emma Watson had just turned 18 and has already offered us the divine view of her pussy when she flashed photographers on the way from her 18th birthday party. What better way to let us know she’s legal than by flashing her pussy straight after she’d turned 18. Thank you Emma Watson, you are the fucking best.

I’m completely amazed over how she can look good even in half assed pictures. We get a pussy flash shot, yet Emma always comes out of it as a good girl. I’m just really craving an unveiled pussy shot of her. We already know she wears pubes, you can see it through her see through underwear, but I crave to see her vagina. Emma please, don’t make us wait for too long. Your hot thighs need more attention. Give us the divine view of your naked vagina. We need it.

Images: Splashnewsonline, Wenn

For more pictures go to Emma Watson Pussy Flash Pics

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Bizarre artist Daniel Edwards known for such creations as Hilary Clinton Presidential Bust, Suri Cruise First Poop, Britney Spears Giving Birth to Sean Preston or Paris Hilton Autopsy is back with an Egyptian style Burial Mask of Oprah Winfrey.

Daniel Edwards used a photograph of Oprah Winfrey praying as reference and came with this sculpture. The artist says he tried to depict the feeling of inner peace Oprah was wearing in the picture he took for reference.

The Oprah Burial Mask by Daniel Edwards will see its debut in Chicago on April 24, close to Oprah’s Harpo Studios at GARDENfresh Gallery.

Courtesy of New York’s Leo Kesting Gallery.

For more pictures of Daniel Edwards, go to Daniel Edwards – Bizarre Celebrity Sculptures

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The woman in a picture above is Lucille Gatchell. And who the fuck again is Lucille Gatchell? In a word – nobody. She’s only known cause yesterday she was driving drunk and hit a car with Sandra Bullock and her husband Jesse James in it.

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James were in Gloucester, Massachussets, sitting in an SUV they had rented and were not driving when drunk Lucille Gatchell came driving opposite of them and hit them head on. The collision went without injuries, but Lucille Gatchell was taken into custody after the breathalyzer test showed the level of alcohol in her blood was .20, which is two and a half time more than is legally allowed.

The picture is a mug shot of Lucille Gatchell from after the accident. Sandra Bullock is in the area because she’s part of an upcoming romantic comedy titled “The Proposal”

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What a great way to spend warming weather. Throw your famous ass in the park, lie on your famous husband’s lap and let him massage your boobs. Avril Lavigne and her husband Deryck Whibley got a bit of public sex going but I’m just wandering how come the paparazzi didn’t shift a few meters to the left to get Avril’s crotch in the picture. Looks like she’s offered the view. Moron should have just moved and get her vagina in the pic so I could finish the hand session.

I’m not that into public sex though. I mean I am, but it’s not my sex of choice. I always get bitten by them mosquitoes and that’s no fun at all. The rush of public passing by you sort of makes up for the bullshit, but then when you’re itchy for following 7 days because of mosquito bits and then following 4 weeks because of the syphilis you have contacted, it’s not that great.

BTW, if you didn’t know, Deryck Whibley, Avril Lavigne’s husband is the singer from Sum 41. According to Forbes, Avril Lavigne was 7th best earning individual under 25 years of age in 2007. She managed to make $12 million.

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How lame. The worst fake orgasm ever. Actress Erin Moran, better known as Joanie from Happy Days got a bit happy on a Celebrity Fit Club bus and after a few drinks, she started to act up and made a scene in which she was faking an orgasm and TMZ has it on video. Terrible.

BTW, what the fuck is that dude with blue baseball hat on the left of the screen chewing his gum like a mad cow for? Is he having a fucking seizure seeing how bad Erin Moran is in bed? I betcha she fakes orgasms during naked sex too. She’s probably perfected the art of fake orgasms, but she does it all wrong. My dick would go all limp after a fake orgasm that’s this bad. Get it right bitch, you suck at faking.

Oh yeah, rigth there, right there. She probably talks like that during sex too. She wouldn’t shut up, but the worst thing is, you know she’s faking it, so why would you want to fuck her right there? It does nothing to her anyway? Don’t stop, don’t stop… fuck it bitch, I’m all limp, I got to stop unless you shut your big mouth and quit acting like useless whore. That scream in the end, which is supposedly an orgasm itself is the worst. God I’d slap the bitch if I ended up in bed with Erin Moran. She truly is a moran.

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Tori Spelling is so attractive… NOT. I could never get it how she got the role in Beverly Hills 90210, but I guess her dad Aaron Spelling being a TV producer made a difference. It still changes nothing on the fact that Tori Spelling is plain and simple not hot.

But she’s knocked up. Somebody totally inseminated her, filled up her vagina with his man juice and the sperms invaded her urethra so badly she ended up pregnant. Now she’s walking around in bikini showing us that even somebody as unattractive as her can have big gross preggo belly. Yeah, preggo chicks are gross. Now add two and two:

Tori Spelling = not attractive
pregnant chicks = gross

you get the picture. So why am I posting the picture of her pregnant? Wearing a bikini? I was seriously myself like – WTF? And thought I’d screw your hump day too.

BTW, can you imagine Tori Spelling after the baby popped out? All stretch marks and shit? OMG, that’s gonna be so gross. I hope for a picture. I’m totally going to post that shit on here.

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What the… I’d hit it. And it’s Cameron Diaz. I’d still hit that.

There’s hardly any other actress whose voice would be equally annoying to that of Cameron Diaz. She also comes out as pretty obnoxious and hard to please, but her legs and ass make up for it. Just look at the pictures from latest UK’s edition of GQ Magazine.

Cameron Diaz stripped to bikini for GQ UK and my penile muscles got all activate upon brief preview. I don’t understand my brain anymore. This has never happened with Cameron Diaz before, so why now. Well, these GQ pics are pretty well done. Sure she was digitally enhanced, but I’d hit that ass in a second. I;d just have to figure out hot to keep her mouth shut. It’s not like it’s complicated. Girth over length – I always used to say.

Advantage of still images is that they don’t talk back to you. That’s also one of the reasons that even someone as irritating as Cameron Diaz can look fuckable in print. You can’t hear her talk, you can’t even see her mouth moving, all you see are sexy legs and firm ass. Her face is also always sideways so it doesn’t distract and leaves maximum focus on her curves. Great job. Overall good rating, GQ Magazine

More pics –> Cameron Diaz in GQ Magazine – How Come She Looks Hot?