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16 Year Old Angelina Jolie Teen Photos Revealed

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16 Year Old Angelina Jolie Teen Photos Revealed

Sex scandal. Photos of Angelina Jolie she took when she was 16 years old were revealed by In Touch Magazine on the net today.

The pictures are “supposed” to be racy but I think we just need to pull our heads form our asses. Yes, Angelina Jolie was underage when they were taken, she was only sixteen, but these pictures are tasteful and even though sensual, they’re not suggestive. You can find 14 year olds having more “racy” pictures posted on myspace any day.

Of course these pics were done long before Angelina Jolie’s annoying lips forced their way on pages of every magazine around the world. She was considered a sex symbol once, but I certainly hope no one is dumb enough to still think Angelina Jolie is sexy. Her face makes me want to punch her in the face. I’d throw up first before I’d kiss her. Unless of course she’d let me knock her up so I can get a share of her fortune. Then I’d straight down kiss her and would swallow all induced puke to make it look like I’m actually into her. She’s fucking gross. But the money would be worth the torture.

The teen pictures of Angelina Jolie were taken by photographer Sean McCall who also videotaped the session. The video of her stupid face was on google vids, but somehow it made its way out of there before I could post it on bullshit blog. There wasn’t much to see there anyway, just some 16 year old slut in a bikini pretending to be hot or something but failing miserably while song by Marky Mark plays in the background. Pretty lame.

source: In Touch

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Dita von Teese Lesbian Video from her Porn Past

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Dita Von Teese Pin Ups 2 Andrew Blake

Maybe it’s a surprise, maybe it’s not. Dita von Teese, ex wife of Marilyn Manson and a Bettie Page wannabe/Burlesque diva has a porn past. There hasn’t been much of it available, other than those pin up shots in a wine glass she never seems to have enough of, but now there’s a video surfacing all across the net featuring hard core lesbian scenes with Dita von Teese and some other chick engaging in various sexual activities common among lesbians, such as rubbing genitals against each other or using double dildo.

The video that just surfaced is not new. As a matter of fact it’s years old and was filmed by master of erotic imagery – Andrew Blake. Andrew’s name guarantees an erotic movie that would be perfect on all levels, including beautiful women, perfect costumes, background sets, top class editing and musical scores. It’s called Pin Ups 2 – if you desire to see Dita von Teese engaging in lesbian sex with other woman, go to your favorite adult store and enquire about this movie. It’s likely they will have that. Andrew Blake is a must have for adult stores.

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Rihanna Nip Slip Picture

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Rihanna Nip Slip Picture

Well, almost. Even though nipple didn’t entirely slip, areola did, so we got some idea of what Rihanna‘s pink boobs look like.

The nip slip picture is from Kids Choice Awards that took place last weekend. Rihanna kept her nipples so close to being flashed, it almost turned Nickelodeon’s event into an adult only gig. She definitely offered the view of a nice cleavage and immediate proximity of a nip slip kept it on a fringe of wardrobe malfunction. All of that in area full of kids.

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Nancy Shevell and Sir Paul McCartney in Antigua

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Nancy Shevell and Sir Paul McCartney in Antigua

Nancy Shevell gets my props for being the best gold digger these days. Look at her score. She got herself hooked up with Sir Paul McCartney just seven days after his divorce from Heather Mills was finalized. Actually, Nancy Shevell is loaded as fuck herself, so it’s hard to call her a gold digger.

Nancy Shevell is 47 year old (could you believe this, look at the pics – she looks hot as fuck) and has been married to Bruce Blakeman for 23 years. They have a son Arlen but things don’t seem to be going too well for them and they’re allegedly looking to separate. Neighter Nancy Shevell nor Paul McCartney are wasting anytime, they took off to Caribbean island Antigua to have some good time together. BTW, for a 64 years old piece of hunk, Sir Paul McCartney looks damn good, and I’m not even gay.

Nancy Shevell and Sir Paul McCartney have reportedly enjoyed a secret affair since last October.

Nancy Shevell and Sir Paul McCartney in Antigua

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Goldie Hawn Still Smoking at 62

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Goldie Hawn Still Smoking at 62

Srsly, Goldie Hawn is 62 year old, but she’s still smoking hot. I’d hit that GMILF (grandma I’d like to fuck, in case you’ve just joined internets).

If you’ve got no fucking clue, Goldie Hawn is an actress who was kicking ass in 70s through 90s, mainly in comedies. She received Best Supporting Actress Oscars in 1969 for her role in Cactus Flower and was nominated for Best Actress in 1980 for her role in Private Benjamin.

If you’re a complete newb and can’t tell, that’s Goldie Hawn’s fuck buddy Kurt Russell next to her. They’ve been together since 1983 – how romantic, awww :)

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Keith Richards Smokes Weed All the Time

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Keith Richards Smokes Weed All the Time

Keith Richards the guitarist of legendary Rolling Stones admits he smokes weed all the time.

Back in the 70s (that’s before you and me were born), Keith Richard got addicted to heroin and had to undergo the addiction treatment. Even though he’s an old schooler, he still does drugs, but no hard stuff anymore.

“I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the time. There, you’ve got it.” admitted Keith Richards. He added that weed is all he does as far as drugs are concerned. He managed to brag that he’s got some good shit hash and he smokes it big time.

During the 60s and 70s, when Rolling Stones were at its peak, Keith Richards was doing all sorts of drugs and lots of them. People thought he was going to die, but he pulled through and is still among us. He still remembers his years of major drug abuse fondly and thinks the drugs were great.

Keith Richard is now 64 years old and during his lifetime he was arrested on several occasions for offenses involving drugs and some reports claim that his system was so drugged up, he was given full transfusion as the only means to clean him out. At one time Keith also said that he snorted the ashes of his late father. So there ya have it. And he still does weed big time.

Keith Richard Image By: Splash

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Pictures of Paris Hilton Falling on Face in Prague

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Pictures of Paris Hilton Falling on Face in Prague

My favorite celebrity on the whole wide world, Paris Hilton has managed to fall on her face during her visit to Prague, Czech Republic and we have pictures of the incident.

Paris Hilton and her douche boyfriend Benji Madden were in Europe yesterday visiting Czech Republic and Germany and while in Prague, they were leaving a Cafe Italia restaurant and followed by paparazzi and fans, Paris Hilton stumbled and fell right on her face.

As they were walking away, Paris was covering her mouth so she must have hit her lip or chin as she tasted the Prague grounds.

Image credit: famepictures.com/

Pictures of Paris Hilton Falling on Face in Prague

Jessica Simpson Pussy Shot Flash

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Jessica Simpson Pussy Shot Flash

It would have been a pussy shot if bitch didn’t block it with her hand.

Picture is from last night – Jessica Simpson had a date with supper with Eva Longoria and as she was getting out of the car, she flashed the whole world, but stuck her damn hand in the way to restrict the view and spoil the pussy shot. How useless, grrrrr….

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Pamela Anderson Was Attacked by Leeches

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Pamela Anderson Was Attacked by Leeches

Miss fake boobs Pamela Anderson was on Mr. talk show Craig Ferguson last night and explained what those marks she’s had on her arms were from.

Pam said she’s had them since she was 9 years old and it’s been traumatizing her all time through. When she was a little girl (back then she was a Canadian and no, I don’t think she had fake boobs when she was 9) Pamela Anderson went swimming in a lake and bunch of leeches attacked her. Nom, nom, nom. And she wasn’t even talking about her ex-husbands.

If I were a leech, I wouldn’t suck on her blood. God knows how old she was when she lost her virginity. We’re talking Pamela Anderson after all, she could have had it done with by the time she was 9 for all we know. I wouldn’t even suck on her nipples. I betcha that silicone is stuffed there so tightly you can taste it through her areola. And forget about sucking on her pussy. That’s herpes right there. No, I ain’t being no leech with this ho. I’d rather wank it for the rest of my life. Speaking of which….

Adriana Lima Strips for Camera Phone

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Adriana Lima Strips for Camera Phone

I suppose you know who Adriana Lima is. She’s one of Victoria Secret models, who also appeared in ads for Maybelline. If i remember it right, she’s form Brazil.

I don’t particularly find her attractive, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t bone that ass. But if I was to choose a supermodel I like, it wouldn’t be Adriana Lima. Still – some fuckable ass she’s got.

The picture and video below are from a commercial ad for some camera phone or something – I can’t really tell because I don’t speak that language (I’m presuming it’s Brazilian version of Portuguese) but from the video it looks like it’s got something to do with cell phones. Some ugly douche stares at her throught the camera phone screwing up the whole erection time, but I guess that’s necessary evil.

Adriana Lima runs back and forth like injured chicken, stripping form her clothes into another clothes and at one point of time there’s a hint of a side boob and lots of hot ass. Nothing to wank your asshole for, but good enough to make your day worthwhile. Enjoy ;)

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