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Joe Francis, the obnoxious douche behind Girls Gone Wild who was also sticking his dirty fingers into Paris Hilton’s crotch in on of the party videos has agreed to a plea deal with Panama City, Florida and has been released from jail.

TMZ reports that douche Joe Francis, who’s been fighting charges since 2003 has plead no contest to filming underage girls and was sentenced to time served. He was banned from filming in Panama City area for 3 years and will be on unsupervised probation for 6 months.

Joe Francis is also going to get back his bran new Ferrari that was confiscated from him along with $60 000 in cash which he’s getting back too. Now the douche can be back in Los Angeles as early as tonight. Watch out, chickas… he’s probably going to be around filming Girls Gone Wild when you go on Spring break.

There have been countless rumors that Gene Simmons, bassist of legendary KISS and host of his own show on A&E called Gene Simmons Family Jewels is bald and wears a wig, but so far there hasn’t been any solid proof. Now it looks like there’s gonna be some beans spilled this season on Family Jewels and we shell all learn the real truth behind the myth.

The pictures above are © A&E and are from this season of Family Jewels so it looks like Gene Simmons is just not gonna hide anything and is going to show himself as is – bald. The premiere of thirt season of Family Jewels hits the screen tomorrow at 10 pm. Let’s not be premature and wait what comes out of it.

I even think Gene looks pretty bad ass with his head entirely bald. Kind of fits him well. It also makes him look younger and real. Keeping Frankenstein’s hair on his head just because that’s the way he looked when he was younger does gene Simmons no good. Baldness has its perks. Stick to it, Gene.

photos © A&E

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Wow, I never realized Amy Winehouse had the flattest ass in the world. She always looks kind of weird in still photography, but she’s OK in videos. I’m not a big fan of soul music style, but Amy does a decent job with it. At least judging form those few clips I have seen.

I’m not even sure if I’d hit that flat ass. I probably would, cause I’m gross like that. But the saddest part is that I would likely enjoy it. Maybe even a little sprinkle of crack alongside her ass crack and I can sniff crack form a crack. She would have to let her hair down though, cause that’s just too big. Hot sneakers too. You go Amy WInehouse, you go girl.

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Sarah Jessica Parker was shooting pictures with Annie Leibovitz for Vogue outside Lincoln Center in New York and voila – she fell on her ass during the shoot. Quick lens of Annie Leibovitz caught it on camera and we got the pics. They are awesome.

It’s too bad there is no video of the incident. Cause that would have been more fun, but pics are just as good. It’s a hot dress though that Sarah Jessica Parker is wearing. Kind of looks like a wedding dress from 1920s.

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Remember Kim Kardashian, the chick we all admired because of her incredibly developed ass? She only used to be seen covering her behind by all means possible. If she was on the beach in a bikini, she would either stay submerged in water or have a towel handy so she could cover her most praised asset as soon as she’d get out. We already know exactly why. Because her ass is fake.

The proof that Kim Kardashian’s ass is fake is here. Once we all seen clearly how the silicone stuffings in her ass wobble as she’s being fucked doggy style by her African American boyfriend, Kim stopped hiding her ass from the eyes of paparazzi. It is also possible that she was hiding it because it was still in the healing process and she didn’t want to expose it until the fakes are properly settled under the skin of her arse.

Here are latest pictures of Kim Kardashain in bikini, this time not even remotely trying to hide her ass form view. And the view is not that flattering. Calling it a less-than-perfect ass is actually going overboard, but hell, she’s a celebrity so what the heck.

Images source – Splash News via Egotastic

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55 years old actor Patrick Swayze is dying from terminal form of cancer. Pancreatic Cancer is one of the worst cancers a man can be diagnosed with as it always ends up in premature death. Most people who are diagnosed don’t live more than 9 months and only less than 4% of diagnosed last 5 years.

Patrick Swayze was diagnosed over a month ago and has been treated at Stanford University’s cancer center in Palo Alto, CA but doctors say that his cancer has already spread into other organs and can not be stopped.

Patrick Swayze only has about 5 weeks to live. This is horrible, horrible news. It’s very hard to pass on such bad news onto my readers, as I consider Patrick Swayze as one of the finest male actors Hollywood has. This will be a terrible loss

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Katherine Heigl is such a loser, nobody cares about her and it pisses her off. She was out with T.R. Knight the other day and he was getting all the attention. Cameras were flashing and T.R. Knight was happy to give signatures to bystanding admirers. That didn’t go too well with Katherine Heigl, who was obvious irritated because nobody wanted an autograph from her, so she kept yanking T.R. Knight away.

Several of her lame attempts failed and he was able to make a few fans happy, but then that silly bitch yanked real hard and tore him away from the group. What a loser, she is so envious of him it’s ridiculous.

Video courtesy of tmz.com

Janet Jackson was on Larry King‘s show and she was trying to teach the idiot how to dance. You guessed it, Larry King is the clumsiest person on Earth. I came to conclusion that he’s not alive, he’s a zombie. Nobody can copy zombie moves this well, he’s got to be one. And nobody is this clumsy if they’re alive. Secret revealed – Larry King = a zombie.

Janet Jackson was actually pretty nice. I never had a thing for her but she kind of impressed me with her ways of explaining dancing to a zombie. However if you take into account that Janet was on Larry King Live and previously on Good Morning America and she also did Ellen DeGeneres show (her lip-syncing sucked more than Britney Spears’ VMA Award Fiasco) then you know she’s desperate and reached the very bottom of her musical career. Expect to find latest CD release of Janet Jackson in discount bins in Walmart very soon.

Yeah right. Tyra Banks is so full of crap. Last night on America’s Next Top Model, Tyra Banks told the girls that their very first photoshoot would be to portray homeless young women and their struggle. In her utter bullshitness, Tyra said this was an issue that’s really close to her heart, because a year ago she volunteered to be homeless for a day as part of Tyra Bank’s Show.

What a bunch of crap. She calls this a personal issue? She only played homeless for a day for her own self promotion and promotion of her little show. She’s even using America’s Next Top Model show to promote Tyra Bank’s show and herself. She’s so self focused it’s ridiculous. Wait for what will come next. I betcha every other photoshoot will be “close to her heart”. She’s full of shit!

Video above is of Tyra telling the girls crap about how she knows what it’s like to be homeless and the pics below are from the homeless shoot itself.

Pic of Tyra Banks Homeless

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I totally love Gary Busey. He owned everyone at Oscars. We have first reported with the video of Gary Busey owning Ryan Gaycrest and now the bad man is back completely owning an 11 years old. In the video above, the team of little girls from Starzlife.com – new celebrity gossip website run by little kids – approached Gary Busey at an Oscar’s afterparty with hopes for a little interview. And Gary Busey didn’t give no poop. He totally owned little 11 years old reporter.

The girl was trying to ask him what his take on certain young celebrities, such as Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears was, but it was a bit too loud there and girls were just little, not used to big gathering like that, so Gary just swept them off their feet telling them he had no idea what the f%$k their question was. Frankly, their question was a bit unclear, and if you’re approaching an intoxicated celebrity, particularly bad ass celebrity like Gary Busey, you better have your shit figured out. Or else you’re gonna end up owned. Which was the case of those little girls.

Gary eventually registered the question and went on a charade spewing lots of crap on them little celebrities in question. He totally wiped them off the table like they were useless handkerchiefs.

Gary was then asked by the girl to give their site a shout out and he sent them to hell. He even grabbed at their camera and pushed it down. Lol, so much ownage – hilarious video to watch