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Claudia Schiffer was once the most coveted supermodel of the world. All my friends had her pictures on their dressers and posters on the walls. These days are long gone, because time doesn’t stop for anyone even if they once were a famous supermodel. Claudia Schiffer is pregnant and pregnancy often means deterioration of woman’s looks. However, judging by these Claudia Schiffer pregnant pics, despite her age, she looks mighty good. Aside from those distasteful shades, I’d say Claudia Schiffer is one super hot MILF.

There is no doubt that her body is covered in stretch marks and likely looks nothing like when we saw her in bikini back then, but I still maintain that despite triple pregnancy, Claudia Schiffer remains one of the finest woman around. Being originally German, she’d still have that harsh German accent that’s bund to give the woody no matter what. Unfortunately, her vagina is reserved for Matthew Vaughn, Claudia Schiffer’s husband who deposited his naughty sperm into her womb causing that baby bump we see in the pics to develop.

Claudia Schiffer is expected to give birth to her third child in May of 2010. The pics were taken in London, England, the gallery is below.

Claudia Schiffer Pregnant Pics by Bauer/Griffin

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I know where you’re coming from. I’d be scared shitless too if I was forced to face those monstrous horse teeth Miley Cyrus is sporting. She has one of the nastiest gaping filthmouth one can ever come across and to have it about eat you for lunch is bound to scare you for life. The fear in this baby’s eyes is undisputed.

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See that creep circled in the photo? That’s 41 year old Marek Daniluk. Marek Daniluk is from Poland – need I say more? Now – see that hot chick in foreground of the photo? That’s flat-chested, yet still hot Keira Knightley. 24 year old Keira Knightley who’s best known for her role as Elizabeth Swann in the Pirates of the Caribbean and for having her breasts digitally enlarged in Chanel fragrance ads was leaving London’s Comedy Theater after her nightly performance of “The Misanthrope” on February 4, 2010 (the photo is from February 2, 2010) when she found out she had a stalker. And as if that weren’t enough, the stalker was Polish which makes the matters so much worse.

Marek Daniluk groped at Keira Knightley as she was leaving the theater and in his Polish creepiness wouldn’t leave her alone and kept asking irrelevant questions and demanded answers even though Keira Knightly didn’t feel like talking to some Pole. Marek Daniluk was arrested and appeared before the City of Westminster court on February 6, 2010 for his uncalled for actions. The prosecutor learned that the Polish national may be suffering from mental challenges. They didn’t know that? They could have just ask me. I wouldn’t even have to see the creep and I would instantly know by just being told that he was Polish. Those people are unstable and invasive. You go to London, UK and all you see are friggin Poles who infested that beautiful city with their bull crap. Is anyone surprised that it was a creepy Pole groped at Keira Knightley and had to be apprehended for his actions?

Keira Knightley and her circled stalker Marek Daniluk from Poland photo by Pacific Coast News

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Mel Gibson was interviewed by Dean Richards of Chicago’s WGNtv in what was supposed to be the promo for Mel’s upcoming movie Edge of Darkness. Towards the end of live interview, Dean Richards asked Mel Gibson whether he saw himself as a better person after news of him having a drinking problem and going off on anti-semantic rants leaked to public, to which Mel Gibson responded that that was 4 years ago and it’s time to move on. Dean Richards concluded the interview by stating some final facts about the Edge of Darkness and bid Mel Gibson good bye by saying it was great seeing him back in the saddle, doing what he does best. Mel Gibson responded by distant Bye Bye while he was taking a sip and before cameras cut him off, he added simple “Asshole” as a period to his speech.

So on one hand Mel Gibson insists that it’s time to move on and on another he calls a reporter an asshole, showing that he’s still at the same spot where he was 4 years ago when his racist, anti jew rant leaked. And an asshole came shortly after Mel said he has done all the necessary “mea culpas” and hopes the public doesn’t dwell on events from 4 years ago. I don’t know about you, but me thinks that by concluding his interview by calling Dean Richards an Asshole, Mel Gibson has shown he has not done all the necessary mea culpas and remains the asshole king of all assholes. Video of the interview is below:

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Tamara Mellon is a multi-millionaire, president of Johnny Choo designer shoes company and a former girlfriend of Christian Slater. She doesn’t look too bad for an old hog, but don’t let those finely defined breasts underneath the bikini deceive you. Tamara Mellon had plastic surgery done on her tits and when she’s in any position other than upright, they look horrendous. You know how skin wrinkles up along the sides of woman’s torso when she has silicones in her breasts and bends over? Yeah, that’s what Tamara Mellon looks like thanks to plastic surgery. Other than fake tits, Tamara Mellon looks mighty good in the bikini for a 43 year old MILF.

Tamara Mellon photo by Bauer Griffin

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Brittany Murphy who died last Sunday starred in a movie called Deadline. Before her death, Brittany posed for a poster for said movie in which she is depicted lying dead in the bathtub. A DVD rental company RedBox is now trying to remove all of the posters from outdoor displays and 19,000 kiosks that still contain the graphic. RedBox claims that it will take 7 to 10 days to complete the emergency recall entirely. Some reports say that when dead body of Brittany Murphy was found by her mother, she was lying in the bathtub. If that’s true, that would make the existence of the poster really shocking and ironic. Meantimely, the preparations for Brittany Murphy’s funeral are well under way.

As it was with Heath Ledger, Brittany Murphy did not ring many bells for many people, but after her shocking death her name is all over the place and revenue for the movies she starred in will likely go up. That’s why The Dark Knight cashed in so much. Deadline will probably earn way more than production company anticipated. Death has some serious magic to it.

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Conan O’Brian had a nice surprise set up for William Shatner during his latest edition of The Tonight Show. Within a nice set up, which involved Bass and Bong players, William Shatner was seated on a stool and read (aka mocked) Alaska Governor Sarah Palin by reading select paragraphs form her biography. When he was done, unexpectedly (for him) Sarah Palin herself entered the stage of Conan O’Brian’s show holding – you guessed it… a William Shatner biography book and returned the favor by reading paragraphs about his life. The look on Shatner’s mug was priceless. Sarah Palin totally owned his ass.

Now, this skit was nothing special really. Especially for me as I had no idea who the eff William Shatner was. I had to look his name up and when I checked out the result, it all became clear. His name is associated with Star Trek or something similarly insignificant. That why I’ve never heard of the guy and that’s why he means so little. Who the hell gives a poop about Star Trek???

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Miley Cyrus is 17 year old and already has a tattoo. It’s under her left breast and says “Just Breathe”. Apparently the reason she had “Just Breathe” tattooed under her tit is to commemorate her friend Vanessa who died of cystic fibrosis in 2007. This is the first (and hopefully the only) tattoo Miley Cyrus had done and given that she’s only 17, her parents must have consented to it. I’m not gonna focus on the fact that the internet got flooded with bikini pics of Miley Cyrus last few days as she’s posed half naked for Vanity Fait when she was yet younger than now, so what’s the big deal with bikini. It does reveal the tattoo under her breast, but otherwise no big deal.

So what’s next for Miley Cyrus? Lower back tattoo? That’s what all skanks do so I’d expect Miley Cyrus to follow suit. As a woman, you can’t get any trashier than by getting a lower back tattoo done. It’s like the Devil’s filing you in a category of lost souls who seek refuge in being cheap.

Oh, and let’s hope the “Just Breathe” tattoo is really meant to show support for cystic fibrosis research. Hopefully it’s not a reminder to let her know that she needs to breathe in order not to die. Barack Obama has teleprompters to tell him not to forget breathing but Miley Cyrus doesn’t. Would a tattoo under a breast be enough to keep you alive?

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Evan Rachel Wood knows where her priorities lie. When she was a girlfriend of Marilyn Manson, not only was she getting lots of press and lucrative roles in music videos, but also a big boost to her ego. Then when Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson were no longer an item, the spotlight was taken off the wench. It took her a while to come out of the woodworks and admit to herself that she misses that spot and went on to reunite with the only man that could take her from being a plain Jane to being a talked about girlfriend of a famous rock star. Yes, Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson are back together.

The news of their reunion was broken by Marilyn Manson himself in an interview with Metal Hammer (fuck, that magazine still exists? I used to read it when I was like 15. Who would have thought they’d endure…). Brian Hugh Warner went on a big melee about “being me” and how it helped him to get back with Evan Rachel Wood.

Evan Rachel Wood tried her pussy luck with some other wannabe celebrities like Shane West or Alexander Skarsgard, but it was never it. She simply looks the best next to Marilyn Manson, especially when she has make up on. Otherwise she’s nothing special. I’m glad Marilyn Manson has her pretty snatch back. She’s the only one who looks hot enough to be by his side.

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Pictured above are wife of Tiger Woods – Elin Nordegren and her identical twin sister Josefin Nordegren. This is Tiger Wood’s close family – his wife and sister in law. Even if we forget about double beauty and leave Elin Nordegren’s twin sister out of the equation, we’re still looking at a gorgeous blonde the presence of which would make any man’s dream come true. Yet Tiger Woods pulled out his dick and inserted it in the mouth of someone like Rachel Uchitel. For the record, let’s take a side by side comparison photo between Elin Nordegren and Rachel Uchitel and then you can ask with me again – what on Earth was Tiger Woods thinking when he pulled his dick out of Elin Nordegren and put it in Rachel Uchitel. WTF?

I’m puzzled. Why exactly would Tiger Woods cheat on Elin Nordegren, who’s an incredibly hot wife with someone like Rachel Uchitel? But let’s not talk about Rachel Uchitel, let’s talk about Elin Nordegren’s Twin Sister Josefin Nordegren. We all know Elin is out of question – first of all she’s married, secondly she’s married to Tiger Woods. Your name would have to be Bill Gates in order to be more interesting to her than Tiger Woods. Not only is Tiger Woods a billionaire, he’s also famous and one of the most celebrated athletes. No matter what you do, you ain’t getting in Elin Nordegren’s underwear.

But that matters not, because there’s one more woman out there, who’s identical to Elin so you would be compromising absolutely nothing when it comes to sheer beauty. Elin Nordegren’s twin sister has all the hotness of Elin but no ties with anyone whom you can’t outdo with fame and wealth.

Josefin and Nordegren both grew up in a coastal town just outside of Stockholm called Waxholm. Tiger Woods was introduced to Elin Nordegren by Swedish pro golfer and his friend Jesper Parnevik, for whom Elin (as well as Josefin) worked as a nanny. There is very little info out there on Josefin Nordegren. I should trace down her email.

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