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Official trailer for the sequel to X-Files is out. The X-Files 2 will be titled I Want To Believe – who the hell comes up with those titles?

The movie directed by Chris Carter stars the well established X-Filers David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson as Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. Damn, Gillian looks old and overused. She needs to be X-Filed under GMILF and retired.

Not much has been revealed by the 20th Century Fox regarding what the sequel will be about, but we can expect the same old complicated relationship between two main characters and something extra ordinary is going to happen, they’ll totally solve it and save human kind. What did I win

Considering the movie is set for release on July 25, 2008 the trailer sure came out late. I wander what the thinking of promo department is on this one. They must have some intentions with it, I wish I knew what they’re aiming for.

Producers of one of the most anticipated movies of 2008 – “The Dark Knight” have released new trailer and as expected, it delivers.

The sequel to Batman Begins has some impressive special effects and the performances of actors, including deceased Heath Ledger in role of The Joker are mind blowing – Imagination is more important that knowledge… Damn!

Maggie Gyllenhaal plays the leading lady, but is the love triangle the part of the movie plot? It’ll be a real let down if that’s the case. I guess Hollywood can’t produce a high budget, mainstream movie without some sort of love crap getting in the way and good guys beating bad guys. Crap!

I’m not particularly fond of Maggie Gyllenhaal, but I do think her acting skills are better than those of Katie Holmes who sucked in previous Batman movie.

I’m pretty sure I’m going to see The Dark Knight as soon as it is released. I need to fix bad impression I got from badly filmed previous Batmans.

Aside from above mentioned Heath Ledger and Maggie Gyllenhaal, The Dark Knight stars an impressive line of actors, including Christian Bale (as Batman), Aaron Eckhart (District Attorney Harvey Dent), Micheal Caine, Gary Oldman (Lieutenant Jim Gordon) and Morgan Freeman.

Christian Bale of course stared as Batman in prequel to The Dark Knight – Batman Begins both of which were directed by Christopher Nolan.

Last night’s South Park episode was dedicated to Britney Spears‘ phenomenon. Paps took a picture of Britney pissing on a lady bug and media made it a major story, cutting off Barack Obama’s speech. To escape ever watching paparazzi, Britney Spears goes to South Park where she stays in a local hotel.

Having heard the story of a guy who cashed in $100k for his footage of Britney Spears pissing on a lady bug, the South Park boys are determined to take pictures of the pop star and collect on it big time.

They get through the security guard by telling him that they are Brit’s kids, he let’s Brit know her kids came to visit her, but when she sees it’s not her kids, she realizes she can not escape attention, takes a shotgun and blows her head off.

Britney Spears is taken to a hospital with her head blown off, the media are all over it. However they focus on a fact that she has a plastic surgery scar on her boob without noticing that she’s missing her head.

When Britney goes to perform at music awards, the same thing happens – no mention that Britney Spears has no head, just that she’s fat and has a camel toe. So the South Park boys take on a mission to help poor lass out by taking her to the North Pole (South Park, North Pole…).

North Pole is no safe heaven for Britney as the paparazzi follow them there and make it clear that there is no stopping until she’s dead. When Britney Spears eventually dies, the truth is revealed that her pursuit is in fact a mission to sacrifice her in order for there to be a good harvest. Once Britney is dead, people turn their focus on next celebrity to sacrifice – Miley Cirus.

I kind of like that there is a message behind this South park episode. It was still South Park funny, but it also had a point and was well executed. The video is above, but it’s a full episode so it’s over 20 minutes long. Enjoy

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New movie trailer for Lost Boys 2 – The Tribe have been released today. The cult classic sequel takes place in Luna Bay, California – shady city full of surfers, where vampires are gaining control of the territory and get rid of everyone in their path.

The story revolves around Chris Emerson (played by Tad Hilgenbrink) and his little sister Nicole Emerson (played by Autumn Reeser) who moved to Luna Bay to stay with their aunt Jillian (Gabrielle Rose) after their parents died in a car accident.

Nicole manages to fall for a good looking boy who turns out to be a vampire and her brother Chris is forced to join forces with Edgar Frog (Corey Feldman) – a self proclaimed surfboard shaper and vampire hunter.

First, original trailer for Lost Boys 2 – The Tribe is below

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Kelly Rowland – 27 years old singer and founding member of Destiny’s Child – admitted to having a secret plastic surgery done which brought her breasts from an A-cup to a B-cup.

Kelly Rowland says she didn’t want to go too big, such as DD-cups, cause that could look nuts on her slim body frame, but apparently she was thinking about getting a boob job since she was 17. She also pulled some ridiculous tricks as if we were all too dumb. She said the reason why she went for breast implants was because she couldn’t fit into some of her fine clothes. She only wants to wear designer clothes, because anything less than that is not good enough for her and since she’d only have the cream of the crop wardrobe, she might as well go all in and fill them up with proper boobage. What a pile of crap!

What an attention whore. Since the break up of Destiny’s Child, she’s been shaded by Beyonce and only got as far as to be her back up singer and had to struggle real hard for attention of the media. So she pulled this ridiculous stunt at us. So, now all of the teenage girls who dream about being in a spotlight and wear designer clothes will grow up with complexes after their role model got her breasts enlarged so she could wear designer clothes. Whoa. Way to go, Kelly Rowland, way to go.

There’s still hope for our kids though. Kelly Rowland really means shit nowadays and even this desperate struggle for media attention is worth shit so kids ain’t gonna look up to her anyway.

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Rapper Coolio, best known for his hit “Gangster Paradise” is also a good cook. He calls himself “Ghetto Gourmet” and it actually looks like he knows what he’s doing in the kitchen. But it’s always super fun watching gangsta rappers teaching you how to cook. Before you get to the food itself, they drop a couple of F-Bombs at you.

The video features Coolio teaching your ass how to cook and prepare the salad that will get everyone so heat up the panties will go right down. Remembers – looks good, tastes good, smells good – is good. BTW – bad language in the video, in case you’re a pansy.

This is pretty hot. The Foot Fist Way is a low budget movie that was filmed in 19 days. It’s about a tae kwon do instructor and a bearer of 4th degree black belt Fred Simmons (played by Danny McBride) and his fun life adventures. The Foot Fist Way was successful at the Sundance Festival this year and now they’re remixing it for full fledge movie theater release – due May 30, 2008. It’s just a simple indie style comedy that doesn’t require heavy thinking.

The Foot Fist Way trailer is rater “R” but there is nothing not work safe in it, really. You may need to turn the volume down if you’re at work, but that’s about it. Yeah, and by the way – Danny McBride, leading actor who portrays Fred Simmons in the movie has a myspace page created especially to go along with the movie. You can add him to your friends here.

Well, they call it the Most Anticipated Movie of the Year but who actually anticipated it? I haven’t even heard they were filming the movie about Anna Nicole Smith… Anyway, the trailer accompanying the movie that will bear a title “Anna Nicole” has been released today and this is what it is.

The movie features Willa Ford as Anna Nicole Smith and is directed by Keoni Waxman. I don’t know what the plot will be about, but I’m not entirely sure I will go to see that most anticipated movie of the year. I won’t be surprised if it turns out being a C-List piece of crap.

I’m not a big fan of movies based on comic books and I have mixed feelings about Iron Man but one thing is for sure – Robert Downey Jr. is back, and he’s bigger & better than ever. This new trailer unveils some additional scenes that were not included in the first trailer and there are some attempts at sounding funny and some actually did appear pretty funny. We’ll see what Iron Man’s gonna be all about. The effects should be kic ass.

Japanese TV pranks are the best. They have no limits as to how far they would go. This spa prank is so embarrassing. They launch naked people who want to relax in nice hot spa after a long day at the mountains right off to slide down the snowy hill in the nude.

Nice ownage and very funny. Japanese are some crazy folks. Their pranks are so crazy it’s pretty much impossible to execute them in North America. Thank God for Japan, where people are not as sue happy and have a sense of humor.

Anyway, i laughed my ass off, hope you enjoy the madness too

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