Music

Do you remember the second biggest controversy surrounding Britney Spears? Yes I’m talking about the If You Seek Amy aka FUCK ME sing. The mishap with her pussy hanging out tops it. First there only was the audio for If You Seek Amy but now we have the official video release and it’s available in High Definition. I have a beef with the If You Seek Amy Official Video – it looks pretty damn cheap. it just doesn’t have the spark and the production I’d expect from latest video release by Britney Spears. Did she cheap out and got herself an incompetent video production company to take care of such important video? I mean it is important – If You Seek Amy is currently the most talked about song by Britney Spears. Don’t screw over important songs, Brit. What’s the deal?

Yes, it seems like today is not only the Pi Day, it’s also the official Britney Spears appreciation day – at least here at Beer Steak Blog industries. And I even have nice things to say about her. Maybe I’ll luck out and get laid tonight. Karma should throw a cheap ho my way. I can feel it. I’ll unload one tonight. Damn… Where’s my camera. I should upload that hotness on here. It truly is a remarkable event. I hope I won’t pass out like the last time I ended up with two lesbians. Don’t ask, I’m still embarassed.

Britney Spears If You Seek Amy Official Video in High Definition is below:

Most People Reading This Article Found It Searching For:

• Britney Spears Latest Pictures
• britney spears if you seek amy hd
• if you seek amy hd
• if u seek amy hd
• Britney Spears Circus
• the latest photos of britney spears
• if you seek amy video hd download
• whitney houston fat and thin
• If you seek amy em hd
• if you seek amy download hd

American Idol continued with another episode of awesomeness and ever so awesome Ryan Seacrest brought back a former idol – Kelly Clarkson. Kelly shows up on stage looking… well – fat. That immediately sparked speculations that Kelly Clarkson could be pregnant. She’s not pregnant, folks. She’s just plain fat. Besides, she told it to the microphone that she’s not dating anyone anyway. You’d think that is someone knocked her up, she’d be all over news telling everyone about it.

Kelly Clarkson performed her painful hit “My Life Would Suck Without You”. I could not listen to that song all the way through. How can she be a platinum selling artist with this type of music? People pay for this? I’m really not sure if it’s Kelly Clarkson to blame for writing painful music, or people for buying it. Just plain awful. But then again – we’re talking about former American Idol.

Check out the video above. I don’t know who’s gayer – Ryan Seacrest or Kelly Clarkson, but her music is definitely painful. And no, she’s not pregnant, she’s just fat.

Sing along with me:
Interior Crocodile Alligator, I Drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater

This song has the best fucking lyrics ever. Only you can’t get it out of your head once it gets stuck there. WTF?

Most People Reading This Article Found It Searching For:

• chevrolet movie theater
• i drive a chevrolet movie theatre
• interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theater song
• interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theather

Rihanna‘s real name is Robyn Fenty. And you’re probably thinking the same as I was – who the fuck is Rihanna? And… who the fuck cares. The answer is simple – nobody. That applies to both questions. I’ve done some research on Robyn Fenty aka Rihanna and yes, there’s some painfully awful music connected with her name. Made me puke rum and coke out of my beer gut. Luckily I puked in a bucket so it all went back in the gut.

The reason why name Robyn Fenty started popping out, even though almost nobody knows Rihanna under that name, is alleged attack on her by the one person who does know her as Robyn Fenty – Chris Brown. That’s another douche who should get proper education on what the music should sound like so he no longer tortures our ear drums with his shit. Chris Brown had erection problems or some shit, got all pissy about it and beat the fuck out of his girlfriend Rihanna. He’s now facing domestic violence charges.

The whole incident took place in Hancock Park, which is part of Los Angeles, California. Cali cops arrested Chris Brown, but have the policy not to issue names of victims of domestic violence crimes, so it is not 100% known whether it was in fact Robyn Fenty he beat the shit out of. Several mainstream media however identified the victim as Robyn Fenty, who was also seen entering Cedar hospital.

I made that shit about erection problems up, but I’m trying to think of any other reason why a douche would beat up his girlfriend. Maybe Rihanna gave Christ Brown herpes for all I know. That’s all but speculations. The reason I can’t think of any reasons, is because I don’t remember last time I had a girlfriend. I don’t even see erection problems as problems. I’m actually glad if I can locate my penis within never-ending folds of fat that built up around my waist area. I’m lucky they make stationary dildoes. I can always superglue one of those on my oversized chair, pour motor oil on it and shove it up my ass as I’m sitting on the chair. Yes, I still have sex life, as you can see.

And just in case talking about crappy music spoiled your day, let me fix you up. None of that Robyn Fenty aka Rihanna shit, enough of that Chris Brown bullcrap, have some motherfucking Gojira from Hellfest 2006 in France. Fucking sick shit!

Most People Reading This Article Found It Searching For:

• rihannas real name
• rihanna real name
• rihanna real name robyn fenty
• who the fuck is rihanna
• rihanna fucking
• rihanna\s real name
• who is real fucks Rihanna
• robyn fenty back in the day
• rihanna s
• nobody fucking cares

Legendary guitarist (BTW, who decides which guitarist becomes “legendary”) Eddie Van Halen is taking his relationship with Janie Liszewski seriously. Eddie Van Halen and Janie Liszewski got engaged in October last year and by now they already have a wedding day set up. The plans are for this Summer, likely in June but I don’t know exact date yet. Janie Liszewski has been Eddie’s publicist, a girlfriend and a manager of Van Halen for a while.

In a recent interview with The Rolling Stones, Eddie Van Halen revealed his intentions to record first Van Halen’s album with David Lee Roth in 25 years and first Van Halen album in general in over a decade. It’s surprising, but despite their grandpa type of age, Van Halen still kicks it and makes crap loads of money playing music. Damn…

With all that commotion happening around him, Eddie Van Halen also introduced a new guitar to the world of six strings – The Fender Wolfgang Guitar. Eddie has a son whom he named Wolfgang now plays base guitar with Van Halen. Wolfgang is also a name of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart – arguably the best music composer of all time. The Fender Wolfgang Guitar, as one of Eddie Van Halen collection guitar has been available for sale since mid January 2009. The Fender Wolfgang Guitar comes in three colors – tobacco burst (pictures above), vintage white and black and costs around $3000. You can find out more about it on EVH Gear Site

Video of Eddie Van Halen introducing and playing The Fender Wolfgang Guitar with Guitar World Magazine is below:

Most People Reading This Article Found It Searching For:

• eddie van halen now
• bullshit eddie van halen
• color of new fender wolfgang
• janie liszewski age
• janie liszweski
• van halen guitarist

New Britney Spears song titled If You Seek Amy (in video below) is raising eyebrows and I can’t help but give kudos to Britney Spears. Girl is a genius. This is show business 101, she knows what she’s doing and she’s doing it right.

Britney Spears used a little word game to put together a song that offended enough people to get massive media attention. Media attention brings If You Seek Amy to people like me, who would never otherwise listen to it, because music of Britney Spears does not give me a hard on. That’s why I think Britney Spears truly deserves the fame she gets – cause she’s doing it right. Now let’s take a look at If You Seek Amy – it took me a minute to get it so I have to explain it to you, in case your brain is in your pants too.

The stand alone title of the song If You Seek Amy doesn’t really suggest all that much, but it starts making perfect sense when you put it in context in which Britney Spears signs the line. It goes something like this (excerpt from If You Seek Amy lyrics):

All of the boys and all of the girls
Are beggin’ to If You Seek Amy

If you say these lyrics fast enough or repeatedly several times, you’ll get what Britney Spears is saying right away. She’s awesome. She’s basically talking about boys and girls wanting to fuck her:

All of the boys and all of the girls
Are beggin’ to F*U*C*K ME

Britney Spears gets exactly what she needs and what she was aiming for with If You Seek Amy – controversy. The Parents Television Council is already complaining and wants the song off the air between 6 am and 10 pm saying it violates indecency laws. Give me a break you bunch of fucking prudes… However, it plays off well for Britney Spears. Everybody, whether fans of shitty music or not now wants to check out what If You Seek Amy is all about. Could she have promoted her own shitty music better? No damn way!

If You Seek Amy doesn’t even have a video to accompany it yet and is already on Billboard Top 100. The single appears on New Britney Spears album titled Circus. Fan made video to If You Seek Amy is below.

Britney Spears pic is from Good Morning America on ABC. Photo credit: Bryan Bedder for Getty Images

Most People Reading This Article Found It Searching For:

• girl from siparia in sex tape

Latest video from Metallica titled All Nightmare Long. Pretty frigging awesome video, even though the song is rather boring. Video makes up for it. It’s a movie on its own.

Metallica’s been getting lots of great reviews for their new album Death Magnetic which I don’t get. It’s definitely better than last few albums, but comes out rather try hard. As if a desperate attempt to come back to the roots, to when Metallica rocked, but they miss the aggression and non-compromise approach they had back them. Also, back then they could play. Nowadays they come out pathetic.

All Nightmare Long is definitely not much of a song, but once again, the video is worth spending 9 minutes watching. I grew up listening to Metallica. This shit doesn’t address to me the same way their old stuff did. I think it’s time to retire Metallica before they make any more fools out of themselves.

File this under: Truly Awful Music. But at the same time it should be filed under: Funny as fuck. Jizz In My Pants is a new single by faggy band The Lonely Island. The singer pulls funny faces in the video each time he says: “Jizz In My Pants”.

The tune is pretty catchy, even though the music is really faggy. I’m sure the two guys from the band rub their dicks against each other every day. It’s ironic how two gays sing about jizzing in their pants when a chick is around. Like we can’t tell. Have fun watching the video but contain yourself… Don’t jizz in your pants! Especially when Justin Timberlake gets in the view, you gays…

Most People Reading This Article Found It Searching For:

• jizz in my pants music video
• jizz in my pants tune to
• jizz in my pants video
• tunesjizz com

This is Whitney Houston? Really? Shouldn’t she have denture falling out of her mouth and labia hanging over her underwear? That can’t be her!

The picture above is supposed to be the cover for Whitney Houston’s new album titled Undefeated. I’m not entirely sure what it is I’m missing here, but Whitney either hired an insane team of photoshop artists or she’s just returned from the deep forests of far east where she’d spent time with tribe secret monks who know the secret to eternal youth.

That would also explain the title – “Undefeated”. She’s gain some supernatural powers out in that wilderness. There’s probably a giant “cougar” hiding behind her heel. Run, Whitney Houston’ll get you…

Most People Reading This Article Found It Searching For:

• whitney houston
• whitney houston young
• whitney houston dentures
• whitney houston cover
• whitney houston thin
• young whitney houston
• whitney houston sexy
• HANGING LABIA
• whitney houston undefeated
• undefeated

Kellie Pickler has been my favorite since her Hungary fiasco at Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? However, she’s a hot ho and can sing, even though I’m not a fan of country or whatever you call that music. Kellie Pickler performed her song “Best Days of Your Life” at CMA Awards 2008 in Nashville last night. The 2008 rendition was the 42nd of annual CMA Awards and Kellie Pickler who’s native of Albemarle, N.C didn’t win. She was outbeat by Lady Antebellum.

Congrats to all the winners. Kellie Pickler CMA Awards 2008 video is below. This was the first time I’ve heard Kelly Pickler sing… I’ve got to admit she looks pretty damn good in skin tight leather. Even with that slutty blond hair.

Most People Reading This Article Found It Searching For:

• kellie pickler
• kelly pickler
• kelly pickler hot
• kellie pickler hair
• CMA Awards
• kellie pickler hot photos
• kellie pickler cma
• hot kellie pickler
• Kellie pickler at the cmas
• sexy kelly pickler