TGIF!
New Kids on the Block made their reunion official earlier today on Today Show in New York, during life feed from Rockefeller Plaza. And I could not help but notice those young chicks screaming their heads off.
Seriously, WTF? You have not been around 19 years ago when New Kids on the Block started and looked like young hot boys. They are senile, retired old men. What are you screaming your fat ass off for, kiddo?
Next – what a come back. NBC put those guys behind a bed sheet and made the magic and had them appear behind it. OMG, unbelievable. How did they manage that? First there was a bed sheet, then there was New Kids on the Block. Friday magic, I ain’t kiddin’.
Anyway, the crowd also consisted of some aged women who still apparently get the itch downstairs and felt like brishing off their spider webs from there after 15 years. Exciting news. Whatever, the hot boys of New Kids on the Block officially announced their reunion today. It went without fireworks and without a brass band, but hey… it was a rainy day in New York and some fans still showed up. Never mind the cheap ass stage and magic unveil that brought them back to life after 15 years.
The big announcement also went without them performing for their hair tearing female fans. All they did was announce that they will perform on Today sometimes next month. This is it? Disappointing. The worst reunion announcement in history. I want a refund.