OK, this is hands down THE most terrible karaoke performance you will have ever seen. I’m not kidding. See that shit and you’re life is complete.
It appears like a family had some sort of reunion or a gathering of some other sorts and they all joined together to karaoke to a song by Dionne Warwick – That’s What Friends are For. I don’t think the family is deaf, but bad tunes they were able to produce are hilarious.
The bonus is grandpa who puts a wig on and does a “floating head” impression with a blow up guitar. This shit is worth seeing.
EDIT: Just learned something new. Bar Mitzvah (as seen in captions at the beginning of the video) means the Jewish coming-of-age ceremony. So there you have it. Jews can’t sing, apparently.
Rikki Rockett – 46 year old drummer of an 80′s glam rock band Poison was arrested earlier today on a rape warrant. District Attorney is taking over his case for now and it is not clear how it’s gonna unveil.
Rikki Rockett was taken into custody on Monday at Los Angeles International airport on his way back from New Zealand but was released.
Did you know his real name was Richard Ream? That’s pretty suitable in this case. Dick Ream on rape warrant. Works out just about right.
This is a very interesting song by Lazyboy – music project by Danish songwriter Søren Nystrøm Rasted aka Lazy B, former member of Aqua (yeah, that’s that crappy band responsible for “Barbie Girl”). It’s titled Underwear Goes Inside Your Pants and it combines hip hop beats mixes down by Lazyboy with spoken words by stand up comedian Greg Giraldo. The lyrics have a lot of meaning and speak right to the point. Underwear Goes Inside Your Pants is very critical of American society, making mentions of such issues as marihuana and it’s prosecution vs Viagra, obesity and the epidemic impact it has on the society, terrorism, homelessness, etc. Give it a listen, I’m sure you’re gonna love that shit.
I’m not sure whether this is the official video, but it goes pretty well with the song so I’ve included it here.
Lazyboy – Underwear Goes Inside Your Pants Lyrics
Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It’s a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what’s not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That’s not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We’re dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we’re putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?
You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?”
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is:
People running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I’m like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.
The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids’ self-esteem; make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What’s going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don’t just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?
Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don’t you think?
They’re not masterminds.
“OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?”
“Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can’t I just:”
“Who’s the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?”
Americans, let’s face it: We’ve been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
“How’d you get through it grandpa?”
“Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.”
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I’ll sit at a drive thru.
I’ll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There’s room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It’s only three more cents.
Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there’d be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,
“You’ll see. I’m going to take of the world of computers! I’ll show them.”
We’re in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that’s what I’m going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard?
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He’s homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don’t you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date.
I’m predicting some problems during the interview process.
I’m pretty sure even McDonalds has a “underwear goes inside the pants” policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I’m sure it is on the books.
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Britney Spears‘ have just released new video that was rumored throughout the entertainment world within last few days. It’s for Britney’s song Break the Ice and is entirely cartoon/anime.
I can’t really say I like it, but I’m also tired of constantly pulling Britney’s leg so I’m just gonna go with – this is Britney Spears’ latest video – and that’s about all i have to say about it.
I’m assuming the character in Break The Ice is supposed to be Britney Spears. She doesn’t look nothing like Britney, but maybe that wasn’t the intent. It’s entirely different than any previous Britney Spears’ videos which I think is pretty cool. All her previous videos had her wiggling the ass into the camera and it got kind of boring. Going for anime blew a fresh scent into her music.
What’s up with that? Kristy Lee Cook blows fat big cock. How come her torturous singing has not been kicked out of American Idol yet?
Kristy Lee Cook completely butchered song Journey last week on American Idol. But that was nothing compared to last night when she launched her audio torture by nuking “8 Days A Week”. I don’t care that she’s fuckable hot, she can’t hold her tone and listening to her is worse than receiving bad blowjob.
She probably licks judges assholes cause they don’t seem to mock the fuck out of her as much as she deserves. Please, kick Kristy Lee Cook out of American Idol already. This is disgrace.
I kind of like Kelly Osbourne, cause she’s not your regular Barbie doll, but she really sucked. This is the video from ITV’s Guilty Pleasures where Kelly performed well renowned and so often abused (anyone goes to Karaoke much?) song Total Eclipse of the Heart. I mean, it was a butcher performance, but I’ve heard worse. Or maybe I’m just looking for excuses cause I want to bang Kelly Osbourne. She’s Ozzy’s daughter afterall.
I have never even watched Guilty Pleasures, but apparently it’s a show where those folks are asked to sing/perform a song they consider their “guilty pleasure”. Not like you wouldn’t have guessed this by yourself.
Trent Reznor, frontman of Nine Inch Nails (NIN) released an instrumental album that comes in four volumes – Ghost I-IV. He’s been giving away Ghost I for free and even uploaded some of the tracks on torrent sites for free download. In spite of all this free music he’s offering, Trent Reznor sold 2,500 copies of his deluxe package which went for $300 each – all of that in 3 days. And all of that went entirely with no backing of any label or marketing. Trent Reznor went entirely free agent in October last year.
So the business model he chose is working out well. Nine Inch Nails is well recognized band and has huge base of fans and followers. This fact surely helped make Trent Reznor $750,000 even when a lot of his new music is available for free. This is a business model Radiohead chose, only NIN is doing it a little different. Radiohead decided to let their fans choose how mcuh they want to pay for their latest album. Nine Inch Nails offers entirely free samples, but not whole set.
Entire collection of 36 songs from Ghost I-IV can be had as digital download for $5, two disc CD version is available for $10, extensive collection is available for $75 and contains both CDs and a DVD which allows fans remixing and altering of NIN songs. The deluxe version costs $300 and there was only 2500 copies made. Each is personally signed by Trent Reznor and contains both CDs, a DVD, vinyl records and some additional material.
And you thought you’ve heard all crappy music by now. You were wrong. Rebecca Loos beats the worst song you have ever heard easily. Enjoy the latest sensation, but have a vomit bag at the ready.
The song is called Your Boyfriend and features Jah Waggie. Rebecca Loos is also known as Phoenix and this is her single debut. What a way to start your musical career *throws up*
Rihanna looks like she’s raided Janet Jackson closet, but she looks hot never the less. All this sexy leather BDSM gear that’s wrapped tightly around her breasts and holds her vagina in place makes for undeniable hotness. I might end up liking Rihanna afterall. Nah, music is not for me, but she’s hot. I’d hit it.
Pics are from Rihanna’s show in Ireland yesterday.
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The hairdo is puke-worthy, but let’s not get there for now. Amanda Overmyer is one of American Idol Contestants and she’s totally awesome. Her cool history is questionable to say the least… let’s just say she knows what jails look like from inside the cell. But it wasn’t too bad, only 6 hours for DUI. Her blood test came back with wonderful figures – 0.108… legal limit is 0.08!
Traffic offenses seem to be the weakness of Amanda Overmyer. Aside from drinking and driving she also managed to drive her car at 100mph in a 45mph zone and running a red. And people wander where “female drivers” mockery jokes came from.
