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Jimmy Carter Racism Bullshit

Jimmy Carter Racism Bullshit

When Barack Obama ass worshippers pull racial card to cover up for their idol’s worthlessness, you know they are a bunch of retards with no ability to think for themselves and form eloquent lines of thought. The highest profile retard on that list is former US president and leading Obama ass worshipper Jimmy Carter. After Joe Wilson told Barack the idiot Obama: “You lie!”, Jimmy Carter responded with racism bullshit, strictly claiming that his outburst, as well as vast majority of all protests against Barack Obama are “based on racism”.

Do they not provide teleprompters to former presidents? Barack Obama can’t say shit without one, but it looks like Jimmy Carter is in desperate need himself. If all he can spawn is racism bullshit, he should really hire a speech writer to fix his public profile of an incompetent loser.

The video of Jimmy Carter’s Racism Bullshit is below:

Jimmy Carter Photo by AP Photo, John Bazemore

Video Impersonation of Barack Obama and his Worshippers

When I saw this video it immediately recalled the sight of Barack Obama speaking to the followers of his church of Barack Obama Worship. Like turkeys on a turkey farm, Barack Obama worshippers agree with everything he says and will chant praises to him in unison. Amazing video… did you find yourself there? Or is it really that a turkey won’t see him/herself as turkey?

Mara Rosaria Carfagna – Pictures of Hot Italian Politician

Mara Rosaria Carfagna - Pictures of Hot Italian Politician

Italians sport some incredibly hot public figures. And I’m not only talking about sportscasters, I’m also talking about politicians. But then again – pornstar Ciciolina was a member of Italian parliament once and based her campaigning by driving around and exposing her breasts at bystanders. That’s Italy for you, they sure know how to have fun. Now take a look at Mara Rosaria Carfagna, wipe of your drool and read on. Mara Rosaria Carfagna was appointed the Minister for Equal Opportunity in Italy by premier Silvio Berlusconi. According to Maxim (who reads that shit still?), Mara Rosaria Carfagna is the hottest politician in the world. Well duh.

Mara Rosaria Carfagna is a former showgirl, which only further proves how much Italians rock. If your past involves some form of skin showing, your chances of making it big increase. It doesn’t work like that among prudes of North American. Here governors are forced out of their office if they get their dicks sucked on by a hooker. These governors should be fired for having no class and paying outrageous amounts to nasty skanks. Should have gone to Thailand and have a cheap, yet pretty prostitute instead. Anyway, back to Italy.

Remember when I took heat for comparing a US Sportscaster Lesley Visser to an Italian podcaster Federica Fontana? Yeah, that’s exactly what I’m talking about. Effing prudes with no class. Just imagine I’d compare Italian politician Mara Rosaria Carfagna to some US female politician. I better not go to Michelle Obama cause that’s like comparing Pontiac Aztek to Mercedes SLR McLaren. Mara Rosaria Carfagna for the win.

Check out the video with Mara Rosaria Carfagna – Hot Italian Politician and World’s Hottest Minister

Gallery of pictures with Mara Rosaria Carfagna is below. Get your dose of sexy for Friday:

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Barack Obama Checking Out The Ass of 16 Year Old Brazilian Girl Mayora Tavares

Barack Obama Checking Out The Ass of 16 Year Old Brazilian Girl Mayora Tavares

Barack Obama is notorious for having an absolutely awful taste in women. I mean… look at Michelle Obama. And now this. While French president Nicolas Sarkozy looks like he’s letting out a silent fart, Barack Obama is checking out the ass of a 16 year old Brazilian girl called Mayora Tavares. And that’s where bad taste in women Barack Obama is notorious for kicks in again – that’s a Brazilian ass, Mr. Obama. You think you like that fat ass, but what you don’t know is that there’s a penis skillfully tucked in there somewhere. Those Brazilians are nasty, I tell you. You think you’re checking out a girl, but when the time comes to slide your hand down the slide, you’ll be up for a surprise. Tranny will want to get her turn up your ass too. Besides, the name Mayora Tavares is suspicious on its own.

The photo of Barack Obama checking out the girl is from a moment when G8 delegates were lining up for a group picture with junior G8 delegates and Mayora Tavares managed to squeeze her fat ass in there. I hope the photographer had wide enough lens there. Now that I think of it – that’s maybe why Brazilians have fat asses – cause they tuck their dicks up their own asshole as they try to hide them under the dress, it blocks natural flow of farts and that artificially inflates their asses to a point that you can’t see shit in a photo, just a big, fat Brazilian ass.

Maybe Barack Obama noticed something plugged up Mayora Tavares’ asshole and wasn’t sure what the hell it is and that’s why he’s checking out her ass. Maybe he was gonna tell her – Hey Mayora Tavares, you got dick up your ass. Oops, it’s your own dick… sorry!

And that’s also why Nicolas Sarkozy is pulling that grin – he knows. He knows Mayora Tavares is a tranny and he knows that Barack Obama doesn’t know. He’s laughing his ass off inside knowing Barack Obama is up for a surprise. You’re not looking at a girl when you’re checking out her ass, Barack. You’re not!

Photo by Reuters

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Actual Photo and Video of Maria Belen Chapur – The Real Deal

Actual Photo and Video of Maria Belen Chapur - The Real Deal

Following massive international coverage, both US and Argentinean media have been on a hunt for actual photos and videos of Maria Belen Chapur, the mistress of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and the hunt resulted in… SUCCESS. High Five. Above is the actual photo of Maria Belen Chapur. Argentinean TV has been able to trace down the fact that at some point in her life, Maria Belen Chapur had worked as TV producer and reporter. She got around from an early age.

In a video statement for Buenos Aires’ TV channel C5N Maria Belen Chapur admitted that she had an affair with South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford (who wouldn’t?) and said that romantic emails which leaked on the internet were private and were stolen from her computer by a hacker. A hacker story never fails. It’s the most overused and most ridiculous excuse ever. If you reach the end with excuses, you can always say that your computer was hacked – case closed.

Meanwhile, unlike the pledge he made during the press conference, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford is refusing to step down until his term is over. He said that he’s determined to work hard in order to fix his public and personal image. LOL, Governor… what the hell are you talking about? You have been going to Argentina to have your balls sucked on by mistress Maria Belen Chapur. You have disappeared for 5 days and told everyone you went hiking along the Appalachian Trail. You’re full of poop, you don’t appreciate your family and you lie. What exactly are you intending to do to fix your public and family image? I don’t think your wife Jenny Sanford can be any more publically embarrassed than by being internationally known as a wife of a cheater. Your sons are probably exposed to the same type of mockery. You got a long way to go if you want to fix that public image. Mistress from Argentina? Geeeee! Keep in mind that when Governor Eliot Spitzer got involved with filthy hooker, the affair brought him down. The only bitch who went up was the filthy hooker herself – Ashley Alexandra Dupre is still riding the cock of infamy that made her famous after the affair exploded in public.

Video of Maria Belen Chapur as broadcast by Argentinean C5N is below. That’s the real deal Maria Belen Chapur who was massaging Mark Sanford’s prostate with her 4 inch tongue.

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Emails South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford Sent to Mistress Maria Belen Chapur

Emails South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford Sent to Mistress Maria Belen Chapur

As public embarrassment and humiliation of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford continues following his press conference confession that he had an affair with an Argentinean mistress Maria Belen Chapur, further details, including steamy emails he was sending to Maria surfaced to push the embarrassment and humiliation to a whole new level. So without further ado, check out the romantic emails that South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford sent to his long distance mistress Maria Belen Chapur:

Email From Gov. Mark Sanford,
To Maria Belen Chapur
Sent on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 12:24 a.m.

“One, tomorrow leave at 5 a.m. for New York and meetings. Will think about you on its streets and wish I was going to be there later in the month when you are there. Tomorrow night back to Philadelphia for the start of the National Governor’s Conference through the weekend. Back to Columbia for Tuesday and then on Wednesday, as I think I had told you, taking the family to China, Tibet, Nepal, India, Thailand and then back through Hong Kong on world wind tour. Few days home then to Bahamas for 5 days on a friend’s boat for the last break of the summer. The following weekend have been asked to spend it out in Aspen, Colorado with McCain – which has kicked up the whole VP talk all over again in the press back home …

Two, mutual feelings …. You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light – but hey, that would be going into sexual details …

Three and finally, while all the things above are all too true – at the same time we are in a hopelessly – or as you put it impossible – or how about combine and simply say hopelessly impossible situation of love. How in the world this lightening strike snuck up on us I am still not quite sure. As I have said to you before I certainly had a special feeling about you from the first time we met, but these feelings were contained and I genuinely enjoyed our special friendship and the comparing of all too many personal notes …

Lastly I also suspect I feel a little vulnerable because this is ground I have never certainly never covered before – so if you have pearls of wisdom on how we figure all this out please let me know… In the meantime please sleep soundly knowing that despite the best efforts of my head my heart cries out for you, your voice, your body, the touch of your lips, the touch of your finger tips and an even deeper connection to your soul.”

Email From Maria Belen Chapur
To Governor Mark Sanford
Sent on Wednesday, July 9, 2008 8:14 p.m.

“As I told you I shouldn’t have done this trip but I would have felt worst if I wouldn’t have come because it was too over the date, he is a very nice guy, great heart … but unfortunately I am not in love with him … You are my love … something hard to believe even for myself as it’s also a kind of impossible love, not only because of distance but situation. Sometimes you don’t choose things, they just happen… I can’t redirect my feelings and I am very happy with mine towards you.”

Email From Gov. Mark Sanford,
To Maria Belen Chapur
Sent on Tuesday, July 8, 1:42 a.m.

“Got back an hour ago to civilization and am now in Columbia after what was for me a glorious break from reality down at the farm. No phones ringing and tangible evidence of a day’s labors. Though I have started every day by 6 this morning woke at 4:30, I guess since my body knew it was the last day, and I went out and ran the excavator with lights until the sun came up. To me, and I suspect no one else on earth, there is something wonderful about listening to country music playing in the cab, air conditioner running, the hum of a huge diesel engine in the back ground, the tranquility that comes with being in a virtual wilderness of trees and marsh, the day breaking and vibrant pink coming alive in the morning clouds – and getting to build something with each scoop of dirt.”

Wow, did he really say this in an email: “I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light – but hey, that would be going into sexual details…” That’s too much for me. I wish I was sent such eloquent and poetic emails. Ahh well. Kudos to Governor Mark Sanford for being such a gentleman in his emails but still… what was he thinking?

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford Photo Credit: Getty Images

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Maria Belen Shapur – Mark Sanford’s Mistress from Argentina

Maria Belen Shapur - Mark Sanford Mistress from Argentina

The story of Mark Sanford’s Affair with Argentinean mistress is becoming weirder. Previously, Beer Steak was the only independent news source that correctly identified the reasons behind the disappearance of South Carolina Governor. Today, the name of a hooker from Buenos Aires, Argentina for whom Mark Sanford ruined his well set in place life for. Her name is Maria Belen Shapur.

Who the Eff is Maria Belen Shapur?

First of all, Maria Belen Shapur (sometimes spelled as Maria Belen Chapur) is 43 year old. What the hell? I can’t wrap my head around it – what the hell was Mark Sanford thinking? He was a governor of South Carolina. A career made in heaven. He had a wife – Jenny Sanford who comes from a family of millionaires, owners or power tool company Skil. He had everything vast majority of people could only dream of and will never achieve in their entire lives. Why mess with a mess of a hooker from Argentina? Maria Belen Shapur is effing 43 year old. Don’t they have professional hookers who take your money and leave in South Carolina? If Mark Sanford desired some extraordinary services, something that his wife Jenny Sanford would not do, he could always pay the likes of filthy whore Ashley Alexandra Dupre, get a little ass spanking from this type of hooker mistress and be done with it for a few hundred dollars. What is he left with now? A nasty mistress from Argentina? WTF? Give me your life, Mark Sanford and I’ll never touch any Maria Belen Shapur. I’d never touch her now and I have no life. Why did you get involved with likes of Maria Belen Shapur being who you are? BTW, when I said “Give me your life, Mark Sanford” I meant “ex life”, life when you were a governor making shit loads of money with a wife whose family is loaded beyond words. Damn dude, what were you thinking?

Maria Belen Shapur works for a multinational agricultural company Bunge y Born. She has two sons (that’s a whole lotta sons, governor Mark Sanford has four). Maria Belen Shapur lives in Buenos Aires, near the zoo in prestigious Palermo District. Her apartment is on the 14th floor. No wonder she lives in poshy area getting sponsorship money from her boy pet Governor of South Carolina.

The photo above allegedly pictures that mistress Maria Belen Shapur. I don’t get it. She’s supposed to be 43 year old. Either that photo was taken before she was all wrinkly with saggy tits, or that’s not her. I’m betting on the latter. I don’t trust any Argentinean mistress to look this hawt.

Hands down, Maria Belen Shapur ranks at the top of the list of the most successful gold diggers of all times. What’s Mark Sanford going to do now? Move to Argentina and pay “protection money” to the mafia in Buenos Aires? Unreal!

Governor Mark Sanford Affair Revealed (Check Out the Press Conference Video)

I hate to be the one to say that but… I told you. When peculiar disappearance of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford came to a closing by his re-appearance yesterday, I suspected right away that we should check which high politician hooker has governor semen on her hands. Was I right? Hellz yeah I was. And kudos to Governor Mark Sanford for stepping up and admitting to an affair on his own. The video from a press conference where he confessed to an affair with a cum eater from Argentina is above, check it out. I like the guy.

The only beef I have with Governor Mark Sanford is that he had an affair with a hooker from Argentina? What is he insane. Could he not go for something cuter, like Thailand or Slovakia? Argentina screams filth at me from across the room. I hope she took it in the ass, Governor, otherwise you have effed up your career and family for a ho who doesn’t even do anal (aka waste of time).

The video from the press conference is a bit long. Mark Sanford does lay it out, but it takes him forever. He goes on and on apologizing and then apologizing some more and listing all the people he let down and the press conference just keeps going and going. Dude, should have saved us some time and lay it out straight – Sorry folks, I fucked up. I had an affair with a hooker from Argentina, I regret it and will resign to leave with my stupidity. Stupid ho wasn’t even worth it. Sorry! – end of press conference.

The Disappearance of the South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford

The Disappearance of the South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford

Big controversy in South CarolinaMark Sanford, the Republican governor disappeared and nobody knew where he was. He was last seen by his wife Jenny Sanford, who said Mark Sanford took off in a black SUV last Thursday and there’s been no word from him since. They know how to rock and roll in South Carolina.

Jenny Sanford told the Associated Press that her husband Mark Sanford wrote a nite that he wanted to get away from the kids and have a little space for himself. When asked about his disappearance, the spokes person for the governor’s office said that South Carolina Governor was “taking some time away from the office”.

Mark Sanford was unreachable on either of his cell phones – a personal one and a state issued one. After 4 days of not having heard from him, the case of South Carolina Governor’s disappearance has started to turn peculiar. But it was all needless.

Mark Sanford’s communication director Joel Sawyer told the press today that the governor will be returning to his office tomorrow. What an anticlimactic end to a mysterious case of vanished state official. The word is that the governor spent his time hiking along the Appalachian Trail and when he called to check in with his chief of staff, he was shocked to hear that his little trip attracted so much interest. Joel Sawyer said that: “It would be fair to say the governor was somewhat taken aback by all of the interest this trip has gotten,”

I say: “It would be fair to check whether Ashley Alexandra Dupre or other governor facilitator has gone missing at the same time”

Photo of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford by Getty Images

PETA Bashes Barack Obama for Killing a Fly – WTF? (video included)

PETA Bashes Barack Obama for Killing a Fly - WTF? (video included)

Seriously – I hate Barack Obama as much as the next guy, but when it comes to retards at PETA, no one can beat them. If you haven’t seen the spectacle, the video of Barack Obama killing a fly is below. The president was interviewed by CNBC and some annoying fly paid no respect so Barack Obama showed it who the boss is. Now PETA is voicing their opinion that the president should have served a better example than by swatting and killing a fly publically. What better example you idiots? What was he supposed to do when he’s trying to address important matters and he’s being distracted by an obnoxious fly? It’s not like you’re gonna tell the fly that we’re on the air and it’s gonna wait till you’re done. Barack Obama did the right thing and that’s actually the first time I’m saying that. Too bad he effs up everything else.

Now, I truly understand the idea of compassion for animals of any size but let’s not confuse animals with parasites. PETA is obviously made of publicity hungry attention whores who jump at any occasions to get a bit of a spotlight. If this fly killing is not entirely and needlessly blown out of proportions, then I don’t know what is. Reports have it that Barack Obama was sent a Katcha Bug™ – a device made for human catching of bugs which can then be released back into the open. Video of Barack Obama skillfully killing a fly is below: