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Unless you’re super slow, I’m assuming that by now you understand that Barack Obama is the biggest joke of a president ever. He’s ridiculous, incompetent and just plain moronic. Furthermore – he’s the most incompetent speaker to ever walk this Earth. His worthless public speaking abilities prompted his own teleprompter to start its own blog and blog about his worthless user – President Barack Obama.

When Barack Obama’s Teleprompter goes out, the dude is lost. He has no idea what to talk about. He’s entirely dependent on his team of well paid linguists who work behind the scenes and tell him what to say. He either gets these messages on the teleprompter, or through miniature wireless receiver he has in his ear in case he speaks in a large hall where he can’t use a teleprompter. And what happens when there is a malfunction on any such device and he’s left on his own to speak without his well paid linguists tailoring sentences for him? Well, just check out the video below for the fail he performed when a teleprompter died on him mid town hall event in Bristol, VA. He circles around, looks at other teleprompters and they’re all out. Completely lost, this clueless idiot blabbers some incoherent bullshit that would make baby Jesus cry. And this person now has access to the big red button. Good job, America.

Anyway – needless to say, Barack Obama Teleprompter has had enough of the abuse and started bitching on the internet. Here’s the link to Barack Obama Teleprompter Blog, here’s where the teleprompter, without which Barack Obama is lost talks about his worthless user: http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/

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All aboard the fail-boat. Barack Obama, the man who put a whole new meaning to FAIL is at it again, this time more epic than ever after he’d thanked himself for throwing a St. Patrick’s Day party and inviting everyone over. The “Obama Thanks Himself FAIL has not concluded the fail-boat of last night’s party at the White House. Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen – one of the invited guests delivered an epic fail of his own. What happened?

After Barack Obama delivered his speech (it was a pre Obama thanking himself speech), Brian Cowen stepped on the podium to deliver his speech. few paragraphs into his main act, he realized his speech, which he was reading from the teleprompter, sounded awfully familiar. That was when he realized he was reading the same sentences that were previously read by Barack Obama. Fail after fail.

Brian Cowen then came to and realized he was reading Barack Obama speech, to which US president responded by reading Irish Prime Minister’s speech and thanked himself for inviting everyone over. What a party!

As Barack Obama thanks himself, I couldn’t help but notice – doesn’t he throw parties at the White House pretty much every day? That dude is a party animal, I swear. And media continues making news with his cock up their asses. Sure, if Obama thanks himself, that’s funny. But when he says that Guinness beer tastes better in Ireland becuase Irish keep the good stuff for themselves, somehow the media fail to disclose that Barack Obama has never visited Ireland. That guy is full of poop and fail. But he’s got his fellow ass-kissers who will not hesitate to worship him no matter what. Congrats to all the winners.

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Maria Sergeyeva, that hot chick in the photo above is 24 year old and already taking the world by the storm. And if all goes as planned, she could easily turn into storm and shake hands with world’s most powerful people. Maria Sergeyeva came out of nowhere to become the poster girl for Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin. Her ambitions are high – she’s tipped to become Russian minister who aspires to lead Russia. It comes as no surprise she was named The Russian Sarah Palin be several western media outlets.

The success of Maria Sergeyeva was started by blogging – she reached out for Russian youth with pro-Kremplin and pro-Putin speeches on the internet, expanding the reach of her political idols. To boost the popularity of her blog, Maria Sergeyeva utilized her undeniable good looks. And she doesn’t mess around. In one of her speeches, she bluntly told immigrants to leave:

“Immigrants should work in places where Russians don’t want to, or they should go back home.”

Maria Sergeyeva however doesn’t stop there. When former chess champion Garry Kasparov criticized Vladimir Putin, Maria said he sold himself to American spies. She repeatedly appeals to Russian youth by posting attractive pictures of herself, saying that she only wears clothes that are made in Russia. She further appeals to Russians to follow her example and shun everyone who drives a foreign car.

Despite being hard core pro-Russia and anti-western-world, Maria Sergeyeva loves Margaret Thatcher and Winston Churchill because they are self made leaders. It must be said that only three years ago, Maria Sergeyeva was a big opponent of Vladimir Putin and supporter of Russia’s efforts to join the European Union. What happened that she turned around and became exact opposite is unclear. One of possible scenarios is that her potential was recognized by Vladimir Putin’s administration who hired her to be their poster girl and speak to the masses the message they want delivered. Maria Sergeyeva however vehemently denies these claims.

In regards t the photo posted above, Maria Sergeyeva described it like this:

I’m at a conference. Drunk – and after the banya [sauna]. It’s 3am. A plastic glass with champagne in one hand and single malt whisky, 12 years old, in the other. So I drink champagne after whisky. And wearing nothing but stockings and flag of Cuba. This is my way of finding adventures.

Maria Sergeyeva truly has potential. She speaks the language young people speak and talks to them in ways young people listen to. As such, she’s gonna have great success in politics. Current Russian leaders have already recognized her abilities and recognized the fact that the way she utilizes internet to pass on her message is an important way of propaganda that is not to be missed upon. That likely secures a well paved way through politics for this young woman. She will remain in the forefront in her home country of Russia. We may only hear from her when she posts some more provocative pictures of herself, and I’m sure there will be plenty. But as the time goes by, the name of Maria Sergeyeva will be making its way to the ears of more and more people around the world until one day… Quoting Maria Sergeyeva:

I don’t think Russia is ready for a female president. On the other hand, in 20 years’ time, when I am 44, this may change and it will be the right time for my presidency.

Watch out for this woman. She’s hot, she knows it and knows hot to use it to her advantage. She also knows what to say to get what she wants. These are powerful qualities that open many doors. She’s 24 year old and already had so many doors open, most of us will never even see from the outside. I’m sure we’ll hear a lot from Maria Sergeyeva in the future. Now if there was only a way to leak the Maria Sergeyeva and Vladimir Putin sex tape

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Muntazer al-Zaidi (also known as Muntadar al-Zeidi) was sentenced to three years in jail for throwing shoes at George Bush. Muntazer al-Zaidi became a worldwide recognized superstar after his heroic deed as a Bush Shoe Thrower. He failed to hit George Bush in the head, he missed with ech of two shoes he threw, that’s probably why he got three years in jail. The blasphemy.

30 year old Muntazer al-Zaidi had pleaded guilty to assaulting George Bush at the Iraq Central Criminal Court on December 14, 2008. After the sentence was read, Muntazer al-Zaidi shouted: “Long live Iraq!” According to lawyer, the Baghdad judge showed leniency because of al-Zaidi’s age and no previous convictions. He was facing up to 15 years in prison. I think judge was under pressure from the US and delivered the three year in jail sentence to please American special interest groups that support George Bush. I mean comon – three years for throwing a shoe? Let’s get real. Iraq or not, judge was either bribed or forced to deliver a sentence.

It still changes nothing on the fact that Muntazer al-Zaidi stole 2008 for himself. He was the hero of the year. Hope he pulls through the following three years. Even though it’s likely a death sentence. He will be tortured and then murdered and never seen again.

Members of city council in Medina, Ohio met for a regular meeting to discuss important issues when an unknown culprit let out a loud fart. City council members tried hard to continue with their agenda, but as much as they were trying to stay serious, focused and on topic, continuing uncontrolled farts brought everyone into uncontrolled laughter. Medina, Ohio is gonna have some funny bylaws passed very soon. They may even legalize marijuana out of these fart meetings. I need to move to Medina. I’d even apply for city council position and attend meetings after a few puffs from a joint. I’d probably laugh so hard I’d start to fart uncontrollably myself.

There’s a video of the fart incident, but it’s really hard to pinpoint which city council member could not hold his farts. They sound pretty effin loud and greasy too. They probably didn’t stink much, but the sound is impressive. Never mind the balls for letting out a loudy like that at a public meeting. Medina in Ohio rocks!

I know it sounds too much like a fake and farts are edited in, but Fox8 claims it’s real! I hope it is real, it gave me much needed lulz.

EDIT: Upon further review (yes, I can’t get enough of farts), I came to conclusion that the farts were real, but they were not heard in the video. Since we don’t know which council member let those out, it’s obvious he/she didn’t have the microphone by their ass to deliver a lour ass munch that would be clearer than speech of people talking into the microphone. Everyone does laugh at real farts, but whoever posted the video on YouTube, added those loud fuckers there manually, cause the video just didn’t have the punch without it. Aren’t I a genius?

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As US president Barack Obama ended ban on funding for human embryonic stem cell research earlier this morning, many ordinary people who don’t happen to be scientists are asking about the pros and cons of said stem cell research. So without further discussion on how impressive Barack Obama looked during the ceremony in the East Room of the White House when he was signing the document, let’s take a look at what everyone wants to know:

Introduction to Stem Cells

Whole big boo hoo around the stem cell research started in 1998 with two scientists who independently from each other successfully separated stem cells from human embryos. This was a big scientific break though which brought lots of hope for patients with certain conditions, such as diabetes or the Parkinson’s disease, but at the same time raised big eyebrows as it involved merciless killing of defenceless human beings while they are more vulnerable than ever.

What is stem cell research?

Stem cells are basic cells of a human organism which have predispositions to turn into any of 210 kinds of tissues the human body is made of. When an embryo is at its beginnings, the stem cells it consists of can virtually develop into any cell or tissue. Older embryos are partially developed, so their stem cells are only capable of developing into some of cells or tissues.

Even though very latest progress in stem cell research allows for more differentiated stem cells to get reverted into their original form allowing them to develop into a tissue they were not preprogrammed to turn into.

Stem Cell Research Pros:

Application of stem cell research could aid in curing debilitating diseases, such as Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, stroke, diabetes, bone diseases, spinal cord injuries, etc. It would also allow us to test pharmaceutical products directly on cells they are developed for – human cells, instead of on animals.

Stem Cell Research Cons:

While scientists generally agree that for as long as stem cells are derived from cels of volunteering adults, there are no ethical aspects involved. The ethical issues are brought up when stem cells are derived from embryos or aborted fetuses. The biggest con of stem cell research is that it’s anti human.

“Pro stem cell research” people argue that it is legally and morally justifiable to kill few in order to save many. Unlike stem cells from adults, the ones from embryos and aborted fetuses have much better predispositions to develop into different kinds of tissues.

“Pro life” people argue that stem cell research targets the most vulnerable of all human beings – embryos – who are destroyed in the process of extracting the stem cells out of their bodies for research. According to pro lifers, it is never acceptable to kill a human being, no matter the potential benefits. And since these embryos can’t defend themselves nor voice their opinions, we must. The argument is that they shouldn’t be easy victims of research just because they can’t fight for themselves.

Fact be told, similar type of research has been performed by Nazis in concentration camps or by Japanese scientists in Unit 731. And if killing for the greater good is justified, then why not kill terminally ill patients or inmates on death row?

This is a brief rundown of stem cell research pros and cons. By signing the document, Barack Obama today sealed the faith of potentially thousands of unborn children. He truly continues on his way to being the bloodiest president in the history of the world.

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Can a politician get any more bad ass than Ron Paul? As a non American, I feel for my friends down south for having been forced to choose between two incompetent morans, while the only sincere and capable candidate was ousted long before he could have become a threat. Never the less, not all Americans are easily brainwashed, and I personally know many who went to polling stations and wrote the name Ron Paul on their voting cards, even though this name was not available. If Americans elected Ron Paul, even I would envy them, though there is little to envy otherwise.

What’s even more surprising, is that Ron Paul makes so much sense even the biggest Obama zealots, such as D.L. Hughley take their hats off in honor of the man. As a politician and an American, there is no doubt Ron Paul was the only viable option for Americans, but as such he was an adversary to people in the background, people who hold the strings. Not even now, as Obama’s real purpose becomes clearer do many Obama ass kissers realize (or dare to admit) that Barack Obama is nothing more than an extension to George Bush. He’s sponsored by the same people (BTW, the same people sponsored John McCain) and those are the people who want the things to remain the same. Enough about Barack Obama though.

D.L. Hughley, whose show will not be on CNN for much longer, had Ron Paul as his guest for an interview and talked politics back and forth. Ron Paul once again proved he’s a coherent speaker, but unlike Barack Obama he has a vision and ways to bring his vision to life. If major Obama ass-kisser like D.L. Hughley has nothing but good things to say about Ron Paul and is impressed over every single word he says, it sends clear signals that he is the man. I wonder if D.L. Hughley eventually realized that his vote for Barack Obama was a major mistake. I doubt it, he’s a public figure, for him to admit that he screwed up a big one by abusing his influence to brainwash people to vote for their doom would bring upon his own doom. He’s just gonna play oblivious and more important problems will take over so his mess ups will get forgotten. Well surprise Mr. D.L. Hughley, here’s a post to remind everyone forever that you have screwed up. It’s only a question of time before Americans realize what major mistake a vote for Barack Obama was. How are you gonna look them in the eye then?

Video interview with Ron Paul by D.L. Hughley is below:

This hilarious video demonstrates how pathetic some US soldiers who made it to Iraq are. One insecure US Marine got an ass itch and was looking for a gay lover to massage his prostate. Nobody wanted to show their dick into his hairball, he got pissed off and unleashed this verbal diarrhea on lined up Iraqi police. Moran completely went off on those Iraqi police like they gave a flying fuck about his insecurities. Dude, if you have asshole so hairy it rolls into hairballs before your eyes, nobody will want to massage your prostate. That’s just gross. Deal with it. Don’t take it on a bunch of scared dudes. So you showed them that you can scream and have issues. They went home and still think you have small dick. What did you gain?

Seriously, if I were Iraqi police and moran like that would show off in front of me with lame ass tirade like this, I’d support militia too. I’d want that stink ass doodle mouth fag out of my country too. I’d fucking become a suicide bomber just so i don’t have to listen to his moronic compensation for insecurities. These people did not ask you to come and invade their country. You may be pretending you’re saving Iraq, but you’re occupying it, plain and simple. So shut your filth hole motherfucker and go fuck your goat back home with the rest of your insecure buddies.

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Barack Obama is hands down the worst president not only of the US, but overall in the world ever. I hated George Bush with passion. He was pure fail boat, but it was common to make fun of the jack ass. Everywhere you looked, someone mocked George Bush in some way. George Bush, despite being complete moran, took it like a champ. Barack Obama is not like that. Barack Obama the Antichrist and his army of blind sheep apologists aren’t having any of that. If a cartoon is made, it is a cartoon. Obama apologists took New York Post cartoon by the comic strip artist Sean Delonas and plowed their filthy mouth back and forth until New York Post was forced to apologize. Apologize for what you pathetic morans? For Barack Obama being a complete fail? For Barack Obama being unable to take criticism? For Barack Obama seeking to see offenses against him where there may be none? You are all a failure, just as the president you have voted for.

New York Post apology, even though half assed, is still an apology and signals the end to political humor and satyre as we know it. Don’t you dare to say something negative in regards to Barack Obama, or you’ll be lynched. Much props to New York Post editor Col Allen who defended the cartoon. I understand the editorial team behind New York Posts so their apology makes sense. I have seen how vicious and short sighted Obama Worshippers get. These antichrist minions are not to be messed with hence it was either spologize, or we’re taking you to hell. New Your Post apologized – which is what smart people would do. Don’t want to get antichrist on your ass. His cock is big, such ass rape would hurt. Actually, maybe not.

New York Post Apology is below:

Wednesday’s Page Six cartoon – caricaturing Monday’s police shooting of a chimpanzee in Connecticut – has created considerable controversy.

It shows two police officers standing over the chimp’s body: “They’ll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill,” one officer says.

It was meant to mock an ineptly written federal stimulus bill.

Period.

But it has been taken as something else – as a depiction of President Obama, as a thinly veiled expression of racism.

This most certainly was not its intent; to those who were offended by the image, we apologize.

However, there are some in the media and in public life who have had differences with The Post in the past – and they see the incident as an opportunity for payback.

To them, no apology is due.

Sometimes a cartoon is just a cartoon – even as the opportunists seek to make it something else.

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Despite neverending animosity of Obama asskissers, more and more people are coming out of the closet as fearless knights in shiny armor to speak out what they really think about Barack Obama the Antichrist.

Well, the above was completely unrelated, but anyway – NY Post comic strip artist Sean Delonas stirred some waters today with his latest creation. Sean Delonas took on the story of a monkey chimp from Connecticut (I could not write about it, I was upset over several things – first of all, monkey chimps don’t belong in Connecticut, they belong in jungle and presently also in the Oval Office of the White House, so not only has this poor monkey been removed from his natural habitat, he was also subsequntly shot dead because of some dumb whore who got in his path) and mixed it up with the stimulus package of US president Barack Obama. The outcome is the comic strip picture above. Sean Delonas is the shit! Well, I mean he is, unless you have no sense of humor or like to pull the racist card. Sad if you fall within either category.

Needless to say, more monkeys (and I’m referring to people with no sense of humor or people who pull racial card whether there is a reason or not – in no way referring to African Americans) spoke out loud against it. First and foremost – the all embarassing Rev. Al Sharpton let his mouth aloose calling the cartoon “troubling at best”. Video interview with Al Sharpton by CNN is below.

On the other hand, there were some who defended the cartoon. Specifically, the boss of Sean Delonas, NY Post editor Col Allan insisted that the cartoon is a clear parody of a current news event. I understand that NY Post editor had to step out and speak in favor of his dedicated employee, which I believe Sean Delonas, but what he should have done is completely ignore Al Sharpton. That guy is a joke and is only stirring waters to draw more attention on himself. Just ignore the fucker. He’s clueless and helpless. Focus more on poor monkey and why it was in Connecticut in the first place and why it got shot dead. People are pathetic. We as humans fail. Let me not even start on the fact that it was us humans who elected the antichrist to be the president of the nation with most nuclear weapons. Scary shit!

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