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Well, I kind of figured it would be this big, Mr. Barack Obama, but thanks for filling us in. And trust me, I know what it feels like having clit for penis. This picture of Barack Obama revealing the size of his penis was taken at a Caterpillar plant in East Peoria, Illinois. Barack Obama formerly showed up to talk about creating new jobs after Caterpillar announced it would fire 20,000 of their employees. Among all the sweet talk regarding global recession and what not, Barack Obama used hand signals to hint onlookers regarding his penis size.

I’m not having any of that. We all know men exaggerate when it comes to showing how big their dicks are. By my calculations, man of presidential ranks would exaggerate the dick size twice fold. That would mean what – Barack Obama’s penis is half inch long? I’m assuming that’s erect. No man talks about his flaccid size. Everyone talks erect.

I guess he could always say that he’s got huge penis, but for a smaller body. Maybe the size of Verne Troyer. Unless Barack Obama was talking about the size of his horns that he gets hidden every day before he goes public. That would actually make more sense than penis. I don’t even know anymore. I don’t work for Caterpillar, I was not at that meeting. I can only guess what Mr. president was referring to. But I swear next time there is a picture of Michelle Obama showing the same size with her fingers, then we’ll know for sure how big a penis Barack Obama has.

Barack Obama pic by Scott Olson, Getty Images North America

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Seriously, what are the chances of two subs colliding in the Atlantic Ocean? If there were a grand total of two cars in the entire world and you are the owner of one of them. What are the chances of you colliding with that other car that can be just about anywhere in the world? Plus consider this – the movement of cars is two dimensional. You can only go forward and backwards, or left and right. You can’t go up and down (not talking about hills). Nuclear submarines of British and French armies managed to collide in Atlantic. The space within Atlantic, the three dimensional space that’s available for these nuclear subs is massive. And they still managed to collide. I’m just as short for explanation as you are. Do you think it has anything to do with Brits driving on the left

I’d be embarrassed out of my socks if I managed to collide with another nuclear sub that’s in the ocean when I am. That reminds me of the line in Finding Nemo – “What? The ocean’s not big enough for you?” Apparently it’s not big enough for French and British sub army. Tug of war does not quite work when you operate a sub, so they tried to batter each other. Their radar operator should really attend another training… Perhaps they also should include a lesson on distinguishing friendly subs from whales.

Here’s what happened – HMS Vanguard, the nuclear sub of British army and Le Triomphant, the nuclear sub of French army collided with each other within Atlantic Ocean and sustained heavy damage. As per First Sea Lord Admiral Sir Jonathon Band, no injuries were reported as both subs were floating about at low speeds. Both British and French sides confirmed that no nuclear security issues will rise from this collision. Considering each of the subs carries several nuclear war heads, if the collision was stronger, we’d have an under water nuclear explosion which would have insane implications. I can’t even think of what would happen to the sea life and to people living on shores of both sides of the Atlantic. They say tsunamis are result of deep sea earthquakes. If several dozen nuclear warheads exploded, we’d see a tsunami of epic proportions. Someone should start explaining how is it possible that submarines carrying weapons of mass destruction collided in the middle of Atlantic Ocean – world’s second largest body of water.

HMS VANGUARD Nuclear Sub Stats:
Launched in 1992
One of four British submarines carrying Trident nuclear missiles
Displacement (submerged) 16,000 tones, 150m (492ft) long
Can carry 48 nuclear warheads on a maximum of 16 missiles
Full crew is 145, including 14 officers
Submerged speed of 25 knots

LE TRIOMPHANT Nuclear Sub Stats:
Launched in 1994
One of four French ballistic missile nuclear-powered subs
Displacement (submerged) 14,000 tones, 138m (452ft) long
Can carry 16 ballistic missiles with nuclear warheads
Full crew is 110, including 15 officers
Submerged speed over 25 knots

Source: BBC News

Pennsylvania Congressman Paul Kanjorski participated in an interview posted below and talked about conspiracy by US treasury and the Federal reserve that had intentions to hijack US economy. According Paul Kanjorski, the United States of America was 3 hours away from complete economical and political collapse that would bring forth martial law.

Paul Kanjorski says that in mid September of 2008, $550 billion was drawn out of money market accounts within a span of 2 hours. This, according to PA Congressman would have been the end of US economic and political system.

This whole thing kind of smells of illuminati bankers trying their best to collapse the world and secure the one government rule – their government – over the entire planet. Few wealthy families desire to hold the strings of every person alive, like we’re marionettes. Fact be told, most high rank US politicians are members of secret societies that meet to decide the fate of the world behind closed doors. I doubt their intentions are to help people who are down to go up and sacrifice some of their control over the world in the name of common good. We’re fucked, but not yet. They do have the power, but we still have the numbers. The revolution is now. It’s time to rise and fight. But seeing how many blindfolded Obama worshippers cast their vote for the Antichrist and still can’t get enough of brown nosing his salad, I have little faith. I guess I’ll just go with: we’re fucked.

It’s time for new revolution. Everyone should look into their souls and add two and two. It’s not that difficult. And do something about it – Join the Zeitgeist Movement! New World Order is real!

Video interview with PA Congressman Paul Kanjorski talking about how US and the world came within hours of complete collapse is below:

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Gerald Celente is a trends forecaster and The Trends Research Institute CEO from the USA. In this video, Gerald Celente is interviewed by Marina Portnaya (she’s kind of hot) from Russia Today. The main topics of an interview are fragile US economy, bank bailouts and stimulus plans. Taking all that into account, Gerald Celente basically says that the panic 2008 will be followed by the collapse of 2009 – the worst economic collapse ever.

Gerald Celente begins his interview by stating that “We will see an economic collapse the likes of which the world has never seen before”. And that will affect the whole planet on a global scale, not just the US, suggests Gerald Celente. The sales during Christmas season of 2008 were down in various industries by 20 – 30% sometimes more. 2008 brought bankruptcies of many big corporations, such as Circuit City, big retail chains have closed down many locations (Home Depot, Starbucks, Macy’s, etc). This has vacated whole lot of retail space and Gerald Celente believes there will bo no one to rent that vacant business space.

The interview continues talking about job losses and an imminent depression of unknown proportions – worse than Great Depression. Gerald Celente states that consumption of anti depressants in America is higher than anywhere else in the world. He further predicts that there will be an increase in crime in the United States to the point that the U.S. will become worse than third word countries when it comes to crime – which is an accompaniment to the worst economic collapse ever.

Gerald Celente goes as far as suggesting there will be kidnappings happening and gets interrupted by Marina Portnaya who doesn’t believe any of it. She also brought up Barack Obama and “hope” he brings to people. Gerald Celente kind of just wiped it off under the table. He did not ditch Barack Obama himself, he just said that as new president, he will not be able to pull enough off to stop this economic collapse. Later into the interview he addresses Barack Obama’s pledge to pull out of Iraq as soon as he’s elected president. Now that he is the president, he put it off till 60 months later and he’s already planning to move more troops to Afghanistan. Plain and simple – Barack Obama has been full of shit right from the start and continues bullshitting everyone in exactly the same fashion.

A million dollar question was asked then – What would be the good jobs, to benefit from this crazy economic collapse. Gerald Celente spat out immediately without thinking – anything to do with health. That gave me an idea – start selling Acai Berry products. It seems to be the shit nowadays. People are gonna need magic potions, I can give it to them and become rich. And if not Acai Berry, then plain and simple – medical Marijuana.

Current events shape future trends – that was in interesting line. So yeah – according to Gerald Celente we are ahead of the worst economic collapse ever. Get ready!

Full video interview with Gerald Celente on Worst Economic Collapse Ever is below:

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If you’re an American citizen of legal age who gave their vote to Barack Obama, there truly isn’t much more to add in regards to your mental power and intellect. Voting for your own destruction and be happy doing it is a sign of complete ownage as a human being. You have fail as human if you gave your vote to Barack Obama the Antichrist.

It doesn’t come as surprise seeing that Barack Obama fans are as retarded as the man they voted for. But the kid in the video above takes the cake. Yes he’s wearing Barack Obama t-shirt, but even without it – he’s got the sign of a complete loser all over his mug. You would never miss a retard in him if you were blind folded.

And this Obama fan goes waving his baseball hat to get a chance at last question that Barack Obama answers. Needless to say, his question matches intellectual level of Barack Obama voter and so does the answer he receives from the antichrist president he put in the office. What a fucking tool to say the least.

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Remember Muntadar al-Zeidi – the baddest man of 2008? Muntadar al-Zeidi showed us all at the end of 2008 that he’s the shit by throwing his shoes at then president of the USA George Bush. Jackass missed his both shots, which only put him up on a baddest man of 2008 pedestal. Had he hit George Bush in the mug and gave him black eye, he’d definitely score a big one for the decade or a century. To commemorate the great deed of Muntadar al-Zeidi, orphanage in Tikrit, Iraq has erected a monument to a shoe thrown at George Bush.

The shoe monument actually resembles the shoe thrown at George Bush – it’s the same style shoe, just an oversized replica. It was put together by Iraqi sculptor Laith al-Amiri with assistance from orphans in Tikrit – children who became orphans as result of George Bush’s warring. The shoe monument is made of fiberglass and is coated with copper. The entire thing is 3.5 meters high, including concrete pedestal. Shoe itself is 2.5 meters long and 1.5 meters wide. The cost of making it was only $5000.

Muntadar al-Zeidi was arrested after his heroic deed and is now awaiting trial. He turned 30 earlier this month in jail. For curious minds – former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein who was executed by hanging was from Tikrit region.

Source: CNN

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Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari is a daughter of Former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto who was assassinated on December 27, 2007 in Pakistani town of Rawalpindi. One year after her mother’s assassination, Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari released a hip hop song to pay tribute to her mom. The song is titled “I Would Take the Pain Away” and is quickly becoming a hit on YouTube.

Sean “Diddy” Combs, who met Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari shortly before her mother was assassinated collaborated with her on the song. The video for “I Would Take the Pain Away” includes footage of Benazir Bhutto’s assassination, but is primarily focusing on her accomplishments as a high profile political figure and mother.

18 year old Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari who is a university student in Edinburgh is not looking to make career in hip hop. “I Would Take the Pain Away” is simply meant to be an anniversary song to commemmorate her mother’s death. Asif Ali Zardari, father of Bakhtawar Bhutto has been the president of Pakistan since last September.

Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari Anniversary Song for her Mother’s Assassination is in a video below

Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari Photo credit: Associated Press (AP)

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Behold! New Palin’s blood entered this world. Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston, kid of 18 year old Bristol Palin and her boyfriend Levi Johnston has been spawned upon this Earth. I’m having hard time deciding who gave stupider name to their kid. Whether Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz who named their kid Bronx Mowgli or whether Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston with that Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston shit. Sarah Palin must be proud. Sherry Johnston is probably even prouder.

Bristol Palin let her vagina fart out Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston in Palmer, Alaska yesterday. Everyone was silent about it, but then sister of Sarah Palin, that attention whore spilled the bean. She also said they’d named the son Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. I know Bristol Palin was due any time, but who knows if that attention whore knows what she’s talking about…

Speaking of weird names – The Palins are notorious for naming their kids with all those bonus names – aside from Bristol they have Track, Willow, Piper and Trig. Now they can add Tripp to the collection. What a family!

Even though I hate kids with a passion, I’ll be polite and welcome Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston to planet Earth. Enjoy your stay, little one. You came out of Bristol Palin’s vagina. You were this close to being a vice president’s grand son. Now you’re just some Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston.

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The Philosopher’s Stone (how appropriate) video features quotes by Ron Paul and Peter Schiff regarding US economy. It is definitely a must see video. To everyone who can see past their nose, Ron Paul was the only presidential candidate who appeared to have a clue and was in the presidential race with sole purpose of helping America and its people. That’s why he was eliminated so early.

The Philosopher’s Stone doesn’t deal with that phenomenon, but I can’t help but take this opportunity to rant about it. How could American people not see that? How could they not see that both Barack Obama and John McCain were supported and sponsored by the same people who own US monetary system, the same people who made sure Ron Paul, the only true threat to their schemes was eliminated early in the race, before he was able to make a significant impact.

Ron Paul obviously understood bad spendings of the government and bad monetary system of the US and wanted to “change” (yes, “change”, the real change, not Barack Obama breainwash change) things for the better. Take the leash from hands of the elite and give it to the hands of the people. The elite could not let this happen. And now their top man, the man who is there to make sure everything goes as the elite wishes has been elected president.

What’s more shocking, though is not only the fact that so many Americans gave Barack Obama their votes, it’s the fact that they still can’t see forest for the trees and believe he’s the shit who will fix Amrica’s problems and deliver “the change”. Barack Obama was given the office. It was predetermined long before November’s elections. He was given the office because he’s sincerely evil in his heart and will keep things the same. He will not deliver the change. The worst is yet to come. Barack Obama could be the antichrist.

Watch The Philosopher’s Stone. it’s a great, 10 minutes long video skit that will make you think. Unless you’re one of those who voted for Barack Obama. If that’s the case, you’re pretty much helpless. The brainwash is embedded so deep, there’s no helping you. One can only show you the door, you are the one who has to walk through it. By voting for Barack Obama you’ve clearly demonstrated that you’ve got no clue and will never get it. You should watch The Philosopher’s Stone never the less, though.

Muntadar al-Zeidi is a fun dude, but sucks at throwing shoes. US president George Bush (still a president) made a surprise, farewell visit to Iraq and held a press conference along with his buddy Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. While the two morons were talking bullshit, Muntadar al-Zeidi stood up, shouted “This is the farewell kiss, dog.” and “This is the end.” and threw both his shoes at George Bush.

Obviously, Muntadar al-Zeidi should have taken a shoe throwing training. He failed in that regard, while George Bush obviously did his homework taking thrown shoe dodging training. As such, none of the shoes hit George Bush, fucker ducked them both successfully.

Following the shoe throw, oddly looking men in black swarmed the press conference room and busted shoeless Muntadar al-Zeidi. I think he will soon be found dead with a brick in his mouth and his body showing signs of torture – nails pulled, 90% burns, eyelids poked out, asshole stretched (torturers need some loving too) and sand in his stomach. Good times ahead. George Bush is just friendly like that.

After the shoe throwing incident, the press conference went on and George Bush said that it was a size 10 shoe. Muntadar al-Zeidi has same size feet as me. According to reports, throwing shoes at someone in Iraq and other Arab cultures is a sign of disrespect. How elaborate. Here we just flip the fucker off. Shoes are fucking expensive. Steel toe boots cost arm and leg and I got to wear them cause how otherwise am I gonna look cool. I’m bald so emo hair is out of question and being overweight doesn’t help either. Big shoes fix the shit. It still doesn’t get me laid, but I day dream about masturbating hot lesbians with my steel toes.

The video of Muntadar al-Zeidi throwing shoes at George Bush in Iraq is below. It’s hilarious and irritating at the same time. I wish he hit the fucker. Bush deserves a good shoe in the mug before he leaves White House for another fucker – Antichrist Barack Obama.