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34DD Tennis Star Simona Halep Going for Breast Reduction (before pics)

Friday, May 29th, 2009

Tits Too Big, Breast Reduction is Well Warranted, Simona Halep

Romanian tennis star Simona Halep who sports 34DD tits is going for breast reduction because her melons are getting in the way when she’s playing tennis. In a recent interview with British The Sun, 17 year old Simona Halep said:

This fall I’ll have a breast reduction operation. The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play. It’s the weight that troubles me – my ability to react quickly.

I could not be in any more support of this breast surgery. First of all – anything more than a handful is a waste and secondly – if her tits are this big now that she’s 17, they’re gonna sag and drag along the road as she walks once she’s 27. Besides, we live in the 21st century. The time of ugly, big breasted women of the 60′s are over. We have internet now and know that real men prefer smaller breasts. You’re not only going to be able to play tennis better, , you will also look better. Get rid of that tumor on your chest. There are only advantages to it.

I have long been the supporter of smaller breasts and perhaps now that Simona Halep is going for breast reduction it will open up the eyes of many women who are considering plastic surgery to have their breasts enlarged – nobody cares for big tits. The only breast surgery that makes sense is breast reduction. Whether you do it for reasons similar to Simona Halep – aka to be able to perform in your profession better, or whether you do it to look better and to appeal to wider range of men, breast reduction should be the only plastic surgery any woman gets done on their chest.

Simona Halep – lead the way. Show women that having breast reduction can make them more successful and hotter looking. I’m looking forward to the “after pic” of hotter you. In the meantime, let’s take a look at “before pics”. Yeah, tits too big!

…and a video of Simona Halep playing tennis with those giant boobs grossly bouncing up and down:

PS – I’m on vacation in Iceland until June 10th. There may be no updates until I have returned to good ole Canada.

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Lyoto Machida vs Rashad Evans UFC 98 Knockout Video

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Lyoto Machida vs Rashad Evans UFC 98 Knockout Video

I’m glad someone put Rashad Evans in place. Lyoto Machida took on the chellenge of sorting Rashad Evans out and he did not disappoint. The Lyoto Machida vs Rashad Evans fight was part of UFC 98 which took place on May 23, 2009 at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. And as you can see form the video below, Lyoto Machida knocked Rashad Evans right the eff out of this galaxy. Nice ownage.

The Dragon Lyoto Machida secured himself a title of the light-heavy weight champion and his scorecard shows an amazing 15-0. I can’t think of any other light-heavyweight who could beat him. Lyoto Machida is the poop but the best thing is how insanely he owned Rashad Evans.

Watch the Lyoto Machida vs Rashad Evans UFC 98 Knockout Video below:

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Kyle Maynard MMA Fight Video Against Bryan Fry

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Kyle Maynard MMA Fight Video

Kyle Maynard is a congenital amputee. He basically only has two stubs for hands and small legs with deformed feet. None of Kyle Maynard’s limbs is what a healthy person has. Yet that is no obstacle in his dream of being an MMA fighter. And he did it. Kyle Maynard stepped into a cage and fought a full bodied opponent – Bryan Fry. The video of Kyle Maynard’s MMA fight is below. You will have seen it all after you have seen this.

Kyle Maynard lost the fight to Bryan Fry by unanimous decision. However it was a fight where regular MMA rules applied – that means kicks were allowed, knees were allowed, elbows were allowed – in other words, even though Kyle Maynard is limbless, he still had the balls to step into a cage and fight a regular fight with a trained MMA fighter who’s got all his limbs. For that Kyle Maynard deserves super props.

On the other hand, it is quite clear that Bryan Fry didn’t fight the same way he would have fought had he been against an opponent with all limbs intact. I can’t blame Bryan Fry for that. As trained MMA fighter, he’d feel truly horrible if he knocked out a limbless amputee with a kick to the face. It was a tough fight for Bryan Fry – I think it was much tougher for him psychologically that it was for Kyle Maynard. He knew crowd would cheer for Kyle and so they did, he knew he could not deploy all of his skill even though Kyle would wish for him to do so. You just can’t do it when you fight someone who has an obvious disability in respect to you. On a side note – how did the organizers picks the fighters? Aren’t there any weight groups? It doesn’t look to me like Bryan Fry was a fair weight group for Kyle Maynard. They should have picked some super skinny Thai fighter or something.

Kyle Maynard was a successful wrestler in high school – despite his disability. By watching the video, it is clear that he was striving to bring the fight with Bryan Fry to the ground so he could wrestle him. However, this being an MMA fight, not sheer wrestling, Wisconsin mixed martial artist Bryan Fry avoided the take down with skill. As part of his fight, Bryan Fry delivered several heavy blows to Kyle Maynard’s head. Kyle told the reporters after the fight that his ears are still buzzing from the blows, but he’s happy about it. It was a different experience and he had balls to go for it. MMA is more than just wrestling and for a kid with no limbs, this is a showcase of balls of steel.

So what the future holds for Kyle Maynard? Well, he told Atlanta Journal-Constitution that he wants to fight again. He’s determined to do it, just as he did it with wrestling. He lost his first 34 wrestling matches but it had not deterred him one bit. he kept working hard until he started winning. There is no wonder why the book Kyle Maynard released is titled “No Excuses”.

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Marcus Jordan – Son of Famous Basketball Player Michael Jordan

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Marcus Jordan - Son of Famous Basketball Player Michael Jordan

Marcus Jordan, son of arguably the most famous basketball player of all time – Michael Jordan is slowly pacing his way to the reign that previously belonged to his father. Marcus Jordan plays basketball as part of Chicago Whitney Young team. Last night, when Chicago Whitney Young played against Waukegan basketball team in the Illinois Class 4A championship, Marcus Jordan scored a game-high 19 points, contributing to a 69-66 victory.

Michael Jordan attended his son’s championship game even though it meant that he did not go to the Charlotte Bobcats game, where he’s a part time owner. BTW, Charlotte Bobcats lots their game to Indiana. But it didn’t matter, Michael Jordan was there when his son Marcus Jordan scored a game high and lead his team to victory. The reports say that Michael Jordan cried as he clapped his hands. It must surely have been a powerful moment for a big NHL star to see his son doing well in the same sport.

Michael Jordan has another son who also plays basketball. His name is Jeff Jordan, he plays for the University of Illinois. Congrats to Marcus Jordan for his team’s big win.

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Stephanie Rice Photos

Sunday, March 8th, 2009

Stephanie Rice Photos

Photos of Australian swimmer and an overall hottie Stephanie Rice have previously been featured on the pages of the most awesome blog in the universe, but it hasn’t been enough. There simply is never enough of Stephanie Rice photos and being a firm believer that a combination of an Aussie girl with swimmer’s firm assets deserve special recognition, I bring you a gallery of nine Stephanie Rice photos.

There have been rumors that Stephanie Rice could be bumping genitalia with Michael Phelps, but they seem to have died off and nobody followed up on them, hence they were untrue. Nobody cares about Michael Phelps anyway, do they?

The biggest water stir around the persona of Stephanie Rice have been photos she posted on her facebook. These photos had been deemed raunchy by Australian Olympic team, and when all other swimmers joined in on the lynching, her facebook profile was blocked from public access. You’d think Aussies were a bit more open minded and this type of crap was exclusive to our sue happy North America, but obviously that’s not the case. Anyway, enjoy Stephanie Rice photos, the gallery is below:

Stephanie Rice Photos by Getty Images

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Mickey Goodwin Bludgeoned to Death in his Home

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

Mickey Goodwin Bludgeoned to Death in his Home

Mickey Goodwin – 50 year old boxing legend and the winner of The Golden Gloves from 1975 was bludgeoned to death in his home. Melvindale police confirmed that dead body of Mickey Goodwin was discovered at about 5pm inside a home on Ruth Street in Melvindale where he lived with his mother.

After ending his career of a professional boxer, Mickey Goodwin went to become a boxing trainer at Kronk Gym in Detroit. His professional boxing record stands at 42-2-1, with 28 wins by KO, however he never won a championship belt.

The police have made no arrests, but are asking for citizens who may have witnessed anything to give them a call. This is pretty sad – bludgeoned to death in his own home? Damn… RIP Mickey Goodwin :(

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Federica Fontana – Sexy Photo of Hot Italian Sportcaster with Long Legs

Friday, February 20th, 2009

Federica Fontana Sexy Legs Photo

Must be tough being an Italian. This is what they have to put up with when watching sport broadcasts. Federica Fontana is a sexy sportcaster from Italy with ridiculously hot, long legs to die for. The photo above oh her ass and legs is enough to make me want to shove a dildo up my ass and my ass is a no no. I should start watching Italian TV more often. I’d even start watching soccer, since that’s what Federica Fontana does the most.

Federica Fontana is 31 year old – perfect for an overweight 34 year old dude from the basement in Canada. We’d be a match made in heaven. Especially if she takes it in the ass and likes to get her legs and feet tickled. Aside from being a sportcaster in her home Italy, Federica Fontana obviously enjoys posing for the camera in all forms of modeling. In particular nude modeling. I go watch free porn on other websites, Beer Steak Bullshit blog is a work safe blog (or an attempt at) so I won’t be posting any naked pics of Federica Fontana here. But photos provided should give you a good idea of what this Italian hottie is about.

For naked pictures of Federica Fontana, head over to Alberta Stars and click on Federica Fontana – Sexy Italian Football News Sportcaster. Don’t click on that link if your girlfriend is around. She’ll turn lesbian in an instant seeing those sexy legs. Little photo gallery of Federica Fontana is below:

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Tiger Woods’ Family Portrait

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

Tiger Woods' Family Portrait

Tiger Woods pisses me off – he’s everything I always wished I would be. He’s rich and famous because he’s good. He trained his all life, practiced relentlessly when fellow kids went to play and as result, he gets to play golf and makes shit loads of money doing it. While you and I go to 9-5 and barely make it living in a rented out basement. Sucks. Tiger Woods is the shit. Plus he has a wonderful family, beautiful loving wife and two gorgeous kids. What more could a guy ask for.

As you surely know, Tiger Woods welcomed a new addition to his family a few weeks ago – his first son Charlie Axel Woods. His sister Sam Alexis Woods is already a big girl. And of course there is this always gorgeous cougar Elin Nordegren. What a family, Tiger Woods is the luckiest guy in the whole wide world. The above is the family portrait of The Woods along with their two dogs. Even though the portrait looks kind of cheap, like done in a Walmart photography studio, it changes nothing on the fact that this is one awesome family.

If I ever have kids, I’ll do them a favor and put them on golf as soon as they can walk. And will cut out all articles from magazines about Tiger Woods for them to read and will make them watch all documentaries about awesomeness of the greatest golf player in the world so they see how a little bit of dedication and determination during their youth can lead to a wholesome life later on.

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Brooke Heike Story About Lesbians, Basketball and Sue Guevara

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

Brooke Heike Story About Lesbians, Basketball and Sue Guevara

20 year old Brooke Heike who likes to suck cock more than lick clitoris is suing her basketball couch Sue Guevara as well as an entire Central Michigan school. Brooke Heike says that she was revoked her scholarship because she wasn’t a lesbian. What’s a big deal, I’d turn lesbian if there was free money in it for me. Brooke Heike is making a big deal out of pussy rubbing.

Native to Washington Township, Brooke Heike filed a lawsuit in U.S. District Court in Bay City on Friday, claiming Sue Guevara didn’t like that she sucked cock and dressed up like cheap ho which resulted in stoppage on her scholarship. To put it in Brooke’s terms, Sue Guevara was constantly harassing the dick liker about her clothes, her boyfriend (all chicks with boyfriends are gross, fuck I hate chicks who have boyfriends), her make up and all that shite. Brooke Heike was eventually kicked off the basketball team after two seasons. She was probably sore in the pooper after constant anal sex with her boyfriend and couldn’t run. So she got kicked the fuck out of the team.

If I were a basketball couch, I’d fire her ass too. Look at her luscious lips. Wouldn’t you want them wrapped around your genitalia? Now imagine they get wrapped around somebody else’s genitalia. That’s a good enough reason to get rid of her provoking ass. Either suck on my cock (clit in case of Sue Guevara) or GTFO. It’s that simple. Some whores need to learn which cock to suck. Brooke Heike can always suck on mine and I’ll write something nice about her.

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Death of Jeremy Lusk – RIP

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

RIP Jeremy Lusk

Yesterday I posted the video of Jeremy Lusk’s accident and wanted to wish him strenght so he could pull through even though his condision was serious. Few hours later, motorcycle freestyler succumbed to his injuries. It comes with utmost sadness that I have to announce the death of Jeremy Lusk and I hope his soul rests in peace. He passed away doing what he loved.

Jeremy Lusk died while still at intensive care unit in the Calderon Hospital in Costa Rica. His mother and father, his children and wife, his inlaws and friends from Metal Mulisha were all there with him during the final moments of his life, even though Jeremy was in medically induced coma.

When doctors were draining hematoma from his skull, they said there was only 5% chance of making it past the operation. This part actually went well, but his brain was enlarged making it impossible to close the skull back up. The complications added up to the point that it eventually claimed his life. RIP Jeremy Lusk :(

Longer version of the video is below:

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