Angelina Jolie In Vitro Fertilization Exposed
July 24th, 2008
In vitro fertilization is a way of making an infertile woman pregnant. I made it sound very simple, but that’s basically it and that’s the secret behind the twin pregnancy of Angelina Jolie. Despite being 33 year old, Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. 33 year old women have 1% chance of giving birth to twins. And now Angelina Jolie’s miraculous double pregnancy got exposed – it was In Vitro Fertilization.
In its latest issue, US Magazine claims that Angelina Jolie did not get pregnant by regular penis in the vagina and ejaculation all over her womb, she had her egg fertilized outside of her body by a donor sperm (did Brad Pitt donate his sperms to get Angie knocked up, or did they use somebody else’s?).
In Vitro Fertilization is pretty much the last resort after all other attempts to knock the bitch up fail. If she’s totally infertile, there’s an option to get the egg removed form bitch’s ovaries and have it artificially inseminated by a sperm in specially controlled environment, before it is inserted back into the bitch to make her conceive. And this type of In Vitro Fertilization is what Angelina Jolie allegedly underwent to give birth to Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline.
The source tells US Magazine that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt desperately wanted more kids but since chances to have twins at 33 years of age are under 1% Angelina and Brad opted for In Vitro Fertilization which boost the chance for having twins to 25%.
Well, Brad Pitt is turning 45 soon. They should have just given me a call instead of paying $12k for In Vitro. I have such massive deposits of unused sperm in my testes that it would get even the most infertile vagina knocked up. Angelina Jolie would give birth to four kids and my desperate gold digging effort would actually pay off. Everyone wins. Brad Pitt can watch and thank me later.
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