Billy Corgan Dating Jess Origlasso (photos)

If you look at Billy Corgan‘s dating history, you can’t help but rip your nostril hairs out one by one. What’s wrong with that guy? Why does he always end up dating complete celebrity losers? Mind you, it is getting a little bit better. First we had Billy Corgan dating Tila Tequila which was a complete disaster, then we had Billy Corgan dating Jessica Simpson which I don’t understand how he wound up there and now we have Billy Corgan dating Jess Origlasso of The Veronicas. The Veronicas? Well, I guess that’s better than Tila Teqila.

Seriously, who’s next for Billy Corgan? Who will be his new girlfriend after Jess Origlasso? Hopefully he’s not gonna go for Snooki…. oh the blasphemy! Looking at the photos, though – Jess Origlasso does look kind of cute. Very petite, pocket sized, small enough to place a jug of beer on her head and get a blowjob at the same time. Good choice Billy Corgan, that’s got to count for something. With built like that, Jess Origlasso makes for a perfect girlfriend.