Brett Novek is Dating Stephanie Pratt
June 4th, 2008
This hot piece of twink is Brett Novek one of the contestants on VH1’s America’s Most Smartest Model. Brett Novek placed fourth – I don’t watch that shit, but does he look smart to you? If all of such smarties participated, then there’s no wander h placed fourth. Congrats to his hot ass.
This Brett Novek is allegedly dating Stephanie Pratt. Not much is known about Stephanie Pratt, other that she’s the sister Spencer Pratt (from The Hills) and friends with Lauren Conrad. She looks pretty good. This is the pic of her:
It’s probably all one big rumor. you know what it starts like. They both make an appearance at the same party, o pick up the glass of wine, twink tells hot ass he wishes they had red dry and the ever so present media reps go bonkers about them dating. Did i just shit in my own mouth? That’s sad, cause I got shit in my mouth and I wasn’t even invited to that party. Anyway, Brett Novek is probably gay, but he’s gonna get o polish Stephanie Pratt’s clitoris anyway, cause that’s what they do before they come out of the closet. She should be polishing my scrotum instead.
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