Brittany Flickinger – New BFF of Paris Hilton
December 8th, 2008
Paris Hilton has a new BFF (Best Friend Forever). Her name is Brittany Flickinger and she’s a hot piece of ass. Brittany Flickinger came out on top of BFF finale and reports say that the couple is still going strong. True BFFs. Exchange of vaginal juices creates strong bonds, kind of like blood brothers:
“The drop from your pussy will flow through my veins forever, my best friend forever!”
Too bad that drop contains herpes, cause that will truly flow through their veins forever. If all else fails, they will have this one thing still in comon. My Best Herpes Forever.
Brittany Flickinger told reporters that she hangs out with Paris Hilton almost every day and if they’re not rubbing vaginas in person, they’re texting each other naughty messages. Brittany Flickinger probably starts with all romantic shit, like: “Oh I want to snuggle your ass cheeks” and Paris Hilton responds with: “Lick dirt of my toes, bitch”. Such a happy couple…
Brittany Flickinger is probably banging her head against the wall for not being a dude, though. This is as close to successful career as a gold digger as one can get, but she can’t make Paris pregnant. Cause if she knocked her up with her devils spawn, she’d be set for life. Tough luck, bitch!
At least she can savour her 10 minutes of fame. She should hang on to Paris Hilton’s underwear as strong as she can, cause once she’s flushed in the bowl, the minutes of fame will be over. Brittany Flickinger will get a second chance when she writes tell-all memoires, but nobody gives a shit about that anyway. Congrats to the winners.
Paris Hilton and Brittany Flickinger image from Miami by Photo Agency
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