Carmen Electra Will Marry Rob Patterson

April 25th, 2008

Carmen Electra Will Marry Rob Patterson

Carmen Electra is set to marry Rob Patterson – Korn’s touring guitarist whom she’s been dating for not even a year.

Last week, when Carmen Electra was having her super lame birthday party in Las Vegas to commemorate her 36 years of poisoning the Earth, Rob Patterson must have got drunk or some shit cause the dude proposed. He must have been drugged and probably regrets his stupid ass decision now. Rob gave her a ring with a black diamond set amidst white diamonds.

Carmen’s spokesperson confirmed that the two are looking to get married so the shit’s official. Carmen even had a letter “R” tattooed on her skull right behind her ear to remind herself who the fuck she’s dating. Unless she wanted everyone to know that she’s a Retard.

If marriage does take place, 37 year old Rob Patterson will become carmen Electra’s third husband, after she spent a little less than a year being married to Dennis Rodman and over three years with Dave Navarro.

I think I’m gonna listen to some Korn now.

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